This is what I deal with at work....

So I call this douche bag...and on the 2nd ring his phone picks up. Now, he isn't saying a word but I can tell the phone was picked up due to the background noise. After about 4 minutes of me saying "Hello" I hear him whistle. So i whistle back hoping to catch his attention or hear him laugh. He doesn't...minutes of silence. So then i hear him grunt. That was a little weird. Minutes later...a toilet flush...

Thats right folks. I get paid to listen to people whistle and take a shit. DON'T BE JEALOUS!


I hate my job.

Sorry about that.

[sr113]

Did you say "Noooooo" and then make gurgling noises?

Originally Posted by sr113

Did you say "Noooooo" and then make gurgling noises?

That would have been epic.

[MzKaydee]

Originally Posted by sr113

Did you say "Noooooo" and then make gurgling noises?

Originally Posted by Ryan Shit

That would have been epic.

ahaha. try that next time

you should have told him to stop dumpturbating

perhaps he was getting a blumpkin and did not want to waste it by answering the phone?

[Crazy_amy_805]

Originally Posted by ThePope

perhaps he was getting a blumpkin and did not want to waste it by answering the phone?

well thatd be wrong

Originally Posted by ThePope

perhaps he was getting a blumpkin and did not want to waste it by answering the phone?

that might explain the whistle