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Old 07-23-2012, 10:24 AM
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Default Lab Test Results Indicate Hot Dogs Contain Lips, No Assholes.
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A team of research scientists from Kentucky State University have concluded a year-long study of the average American hot dog to determine once and for all if they are, in fact, made from lips and assholes. The results indicate that hot dogs do indeed contain pig lips but the scientists could find no trace of pig assholes.

KSU received a grant last year in the amount of $1.2 million dollars to conduct the study on standard hot dogs winning out over grant applications by Colorado State University for the study of mating habits of the Colorado River piranha, and that of the University of Maryland's request for $4 million dollars to develop the world's tastiest crab cake.

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I could have told you that if you gave me $1.2 million dollars
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If I pay extra, can I get the assholes added in?
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Yes absolutely!
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Yes absolutely!
Just go to The Kwiki-Mart in Springfield. When Apu is draining the grease off the hot dog rack, you can REALLY taste the hog's anus! (At least that's what Homer Simpson said)
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Just go to The Kwiki-Mart in Springfield. When Apu is draining the grease off the hot dog rack, you can REALLY taste the hog's anus! (At least that's what Homer Simpson said)
Lol and haha and hehehehe Made me smile...
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Anyone else curious about the mating habits of piranha now?
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Anyone else curious about the mating habits of piranha now?
I looked at that, and thought about it for about three seconds, then I drank a shot of Tequila and forgot about it until now... right... now... now.

What was I doing again?
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I looked at that, and thought about it for about three seconds, then I drank a shot of Tequila and forgot about it until now... right... now... now.

What was I doing again?
Passing that bottle of Tequila my way.
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Passing that bottle of Tequila my way.
Mr. Adam my friend... I will share a bottle with you before I die... of that I am sure.
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