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Old 05-11-2011, 12:44 PM
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Default Texas Man, Armed with Knife, Loses Fight to Housecat, Gets Airlifted to Hospital

Not only did he lose a fight with a house cat, he lost the fight even though he was armed with a knife, and lost it so bad he had to be airlifted to a hospital!

http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/201...ight-with-cat/

How'd you like to go through the rest of your life being known as the guy who lost a knife fight to a cat?

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Old 05-11-2011, 01:22 PM
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This most certainly gives new meaning to the term, "Pussy Whipped"!
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Old 05-11-2011, 01:27 PM
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This most certainly gives new meaning to the term, "Pussy Whipped"!
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Old 05-11-2011, 01:35 PM
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Not only did he lose a fight with a house cat, he lost the fight even though he was armed with a knife, and lost it so bad he had to be airlifted to a hospital!

http://offthebench.nbcsports.com/201...ight-with-cat/

How'd you like to go through the rest of your life being known as the guy who lost a knife fight to a cat?
Is the kitty okay???
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Old 05-11-2011, 02:56 PM
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Is the kitty okay???
They didn't say anything about the cat, so I'm assuming the cat is OK. If the cat had been hurt and had been killed or had to be taken to an animal hospital, the story would have been written differently.
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Old 05-11-2011, 03:00 PM
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BTW, some cat had been spraying outside my apartment once and my cat Manny (a Manx) and my father's cat went out to investigate. I went with them to make sure they were OK. My foot accidently brushed up against Manny while he was sniffing a plant, and he jumped around at attacked my foot for maybe 1-2 sec. before he realized it was me and not that other cat. The only reason why my foot wasn't torn to shreds was because I was wearing Docs and jeans. After that happened, I have no problem being able to imagine what kind of damage a house cat could inflict on a person if they really wanted to.
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Old 05-11-2011, 04:15 PM
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LOL "Some messing with Texas is allowed"
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you kiss pussy...not stab it
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Old 05-12-2011, 08:21 PM
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I still have a scar from a cat I had when I was a kid.
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Old 05-12-2011, 08:41 PM
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you kiss pussy...not stab it
I've been told that pussy is a good place to stick a pork saber into tho...


I'm sorry hahahaha....
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