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Old 11-27-2010, 01:33 PM
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Default How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yoke.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Post your dumb jokes here! The dumber the better.




hahaha

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Old 11-27-2010, 01:48 PM
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PUNK ROCK IS DEAD!


It was smothered by punk paper
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Old 11-27-2010, 01:52 PM
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PUNK ROCK IS DEAD!


It was smothered by punk paper
PUNK PAPER IS DEAD!

It got cut by punk scissors!
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Old 11-27-2010, 02:06 PM
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PUNK PAPER IS DEAD!

It got cut by punk scissors!
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Old 11-27-2010, 02:13 PM
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Just in case anybody forgot................

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

It's an obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it.

Not dumb enough for ya? Try this one...............

How many punx does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to kcik the ladder out from under the first one, a third to talk about the old days, when changing a lightbulb really meant something, maaan.........

And a fourth to write a blog or start a thread at punk rockers dot com, about how the first three aren't real punx, but are just posers.
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Old 11-27-2010, 02:19 PM
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Tell it a yoke.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Post your dumb jokes here! The dumber the better.




hahaha
Or you can crack it up.
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Old 11-27-2010, 06:07 PM
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Which reminds me, I haven't played that game in years.
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Old 11-27-2010, 06:12 PM
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Did you hear about the guy with one eye?

He had 20 vision.

Why do women have a menstrual cycle?

Because they deserve it.

What do you get when you breed a Wampa and a Ton-Ton?

A Wan-Ton.
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Old 11-27-2010, 06:31 PM
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How many punx does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to kcik the ladder out from under the first one, a third to talk about the old days, when changing a lightbulb really meant something, maaan.........

And a fourth to write a blog or start a thread at punk rockers dot com, about how the first three aren't real punx, but are just posers.
I love that one!
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Old 11-27-2010, 07:44 PM
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how many punkers does it take to change a lightbulb


Five. One to change the bulb while the other four sit there calling him a conformist.
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