Getting laid

I just could never get it.

It's totally natural for us to want to have sex. It's something that everyone enjoys doing. Why do people have to go and make it all complicated? I get that there are some people who want to wait for 'the one' so it's 'special'. To those people, good for you, have fun saving yourself and not having sex. But sometimes I think that I'm the only one who doesn't need a reason to have sex, but more along the lines of an empty bed and some rubbers.

When I'm single, I must spend about 6 hours sleeping, 8 to 11 hours working and thinking about getting laid, and the remaining going out and trying to get laid.... and sometimes it works.... but it just doesn't seem worth all the effort that was put in.

I wish walking up to women and asking for sex was as common as walking up to them and asking them for the time, or where the post office was.

[Network23Photography]

Cuz women have emotions and shit. I'd be a happy camper if I was gay.

Originally Posted by Network23Photography

Cuz women have emotions and shit. I'd be a happy camper if I was gay.

Yeah, I get that. I have emotions too. I don't connect it to sex, though (unless I'm in a relationship with them, in that case I hold is as a special thing).

We don't have emotions, we just like to mindfuck. We do so by being bipolar prudes. It's like a game to us, really.

[HarleyQuinn18]

Originally Posted by Kimoski

We don't have emotions, we just like to mindfuck. We do so by being bipolar prudes. It's like a game to us, really.

Yesssssssss! Haha!

Originally Posted by Kimoski

We don't have emotions, we just like to mindfuck. We do so by being bipolar prudes. It's like a game to us, really.

*giggles*

See? We're all in on it!

[Johnny Running Shoes]

Originally Posted by Kimoski

See? We're all in on it!

Since the dawn of time...

Originally Posted by Formula37

I just could never get it.

It's totally natural for us to want to have sex. It's something that everyone enjoys doing. Why do people have to go and make it all complicated? I get that there are some people who want to wait for 'the one' so it's 'special'. To those people, good for you, have fun saving yourself and not having sex. But sometimes I think that I'm the only one who doesn't need a reason to have sex, but more along the lines of an empty bed and some rubbers.

When I'm single, I must spend about 8 hours sleeping, 6 to 11 hours working and thinking about getting laid, and the remaining going out and trying to get laid.... and sometimes it works.... but it just doesn't seem worth all the effort that was put in.

I wish walking up to women and asking for sex was as common as walking up to them and asking them for the time, or where the post office was.

you sir are a genius
the meaning of life is basically sex and to reproduce
were humans and only obsessed with vanity and greed
wich basically separates us from all the other species

[Network23Photography]

Originally Posted by Johnny Running Shoes

Since the dawn of time...

When God and Adam were shooting the shit, Eve was plotting.