Punk out of the box?

[vareg]

it's fuckin amazing, don't even know how they couldn't come up yet with series like : -how to become a serial killer, or - how to become an ex-catholic priest reborn as a transvestite.

I'm sure they'd come up with things like : 1- you must have worked as a priest, if this is isn't the case, add a line on your resume 'working as a priest'.

So pathetic)

Originally Posted by vareg

it's fuckin amazing, don't even know how they couldn't come up yet with series like : -how to become a serial killer, or - how to become an ex-catholic priest reborn as a transvestite.

I'm sure they'd come up with things like : 1- you must have worked as a priest, if this is isn't the case, add a line on your resume 'working as a priest'.

So pathetic)

OOOOO the irony

http://www.ehow.com/how_18761_think-yourself.html

[Carsten]

Originally Posted by vareg

it's fuckin amazing, don't even know how they couldn't come up yet with series like : -how to become a serial killer, or - how to become an ex-catholic priest reborn as a transvestite.

I'm sure they'd come up with things like : 1- you must have worked as a priest, if this is isn't the case, add a line on your resume 'working as a priest'.

So pathetic)

http://www.howstuffworks.com/serial-killer.htm

there is a how stuff works article on that subject. I am sure there is a e-how also if you bother to look or feel you miss that information .

by the way I am not planning on becoming a serial killer. just needed some cool tricks for getting rid of a few people

[vareg]

Originally Posted by Carsten

http://www.howstuffworks.com/serial-killer.htm

there is a how stuff works article on that subject. I am sure there is a e-how also if you bother to look or feel you miss that information .

by the way I am not planning on becoming a serial killer. just needed some cool tricks for getting rid of a few people

that's easy :

1- sign up to an extreme-wing party or religious organization
2- believe all they tell you
3- let your wife divorce and take the kids away
4- buy a gun from the guy round the corner
5- start doing to people what they do to you, no quarter

in no time you should see some good results and will live in motels along the road, repeat step 5 as many times as needed until you get arrested

[Carsten]

Originally Posted by vareg

that's easy :

1- sign up to an extreme-wing party or religious organization
2- believe all they tell you
3- let your wife divorce and take the kids away
4- buy a gun from the guy round the corner
5- start doing to people what they do to you, no quarter

in no time you should see some good results and will live in motels along the road, repeat step 5 as many times as needed until you get arrested

that sounds too hard. I want to skip to 4 and 5 right away. maybe when I get arrested I can write a e-how article on how to be a impatient serial killer and how to get arrrested as easy as possible.

it should like
1 buy gun. shoot everyone around in the store.
2 leave store and go out on the streets. shoot everyone you see.
3 drop gun when police arrives.
4 let police manhandle you and follow them in peace .
5 let judge sentence you to death or long time prison
6 write a e-how article if they let you have a personal computer in the prison cell.

[vareg]

Originally Posted by Carsten

that sounds too hard. I want to skip to 4 and 5 right away. maybe when I get arrested I can write a e-how article on how to be a impatient serial killer and how to get arrrested as easy as possible.

it should like
1 buy gun. shoot everyone around in the store.
2 leave store and go out on the streets. shoot everyone you see.
3 drop gun when police arrives.
4 let police manhandle you and follow them in peace .
5 let judge sentence you to death or long time prison
6 write a e-how article if they let you have a personal computer in the prison cell.

aha that's the one thing, from what i think i know from prison systems around the world, you could be arrested for mass murder in Denmark and the cops would still have to respect your rights, meaning, they would not get away easily for beating you or something, unless you can prove me the other way. And also, i get the feeling you would get internet access in jail maybe, and the right to stay alone in your cell

[Carsten]

Originally Posted by petefukkinellis

OOOOO the irony

http://www.ehow.com/how_18761_think-yourself.html

why do they not teach this kind of stuff in school ?

[Carsten]

Originally Posted by vareg

aha that's the one thing, from what i think i know from prison systems around the world, you could be arrested for mass murder in Denmark and the cops would still have to respect your rights, meaning, they would not get away easily for beating you or something, unless you can prove me the other way. And also, i get the feeling you would get internet access in jail maybe, and the right to stay alone in your cell

yeah I could kill a lot of people and they could really not touch me or beat on me. according to the law that is. however I do think sometimes someone beats up on the ones they arrest but not sure how often it happens.

also I do think we get free coffee and TV and also phonecalls in prison. not sure about internet but it might be we get that too.

not sure ,.. never been to jail and I do not plan on it . at least not in near future

[vareg]

Originally Posted by Carsten

yeah I could kill a lot of people and they could really not touch me or beat on me. according to the law that is. however I do think sometimes someone beats up on the ones they arrest but not sure how often it happens.

also I do think we get free coffee and TV and also phonecalls in prison. not sure about internet but it might be we get that too.

not sure ,.. never been to jail and I do not plan on it . at least not in near future

actually, i know many people where i live who seem not to joke when they say it looks like an oportunity to get arrested in a Scandinavian country. The accomodations and everything are such that, somehow it's not always clear what's the best option, living alone in a crappy flat or being in jail there. Of course if you wanna get out for a pizza you can't....

[Carsten]

Originally Posted by vareg

actually, i know many people where i live who seem not to joke when they say it looks like an oportunity to get arrested in a Scandinavian country. The accomodations and everything are such that, somehow it's not always clear what's the best option, living alone in a crappy flat or being in jail there. Of course if you wanna get out for a pizza you can't....

I knew someone that often would get arrested for drunk driving without ever having a license to drive. he said that it would actually help him get more food because the social services he got was small back then.

actually they are smaller today but prison is maybe more an option that you tend to think of as last resort.

should I ever be kicked out of my home. loose my pension I also have to rob a bank to make sure I have a place to live and I am not the only one thinking about this. we got strict rules on retirement and pensions now and they seem to be stricter for every economic crisis. always the poor who pays for the rich when it comes down to it.