ITT: I rant against posers

seriously, wtf is with posers these days? If you're going to indulge in one of the many variants of youth subculture, in this case, punk, you should at least meet some basic requirements in order to dress accordingly lest you be a poser. Such requirements may include-
-mohawk, leather jacket, studded belt (as we all know, clothing is a vital component if one is going to be punk)
-hating the jocks at your high school, but secretly wanting to bang their girlfriends
- listen to the Casualties and Exploited
- make fun of emo kids and possibly beat them up if the situation necessitates such action because, as we all know, emo kids are gay

if the above requirements are not met, you are likely a poser and must be ostracized and ranted against by the true punx. that is all.