something to spoil your appetite

[throatgorge]

Remember those fat free potato chips made with a synthetic fat substitute in the 80's that bombed as a product?
You don't? Well I'm not surprised. They didn't do well because of the big warning label that says: "May cause anal leakage."
Never heard of anal leakage, but I remembered them after trying to put hemorhoid cream on my ass and going, "God, why is there shit on my fingers?"
Then I remembered there's such a thing as "anal leakage."
Going to google a cure, but in my usual charming, self deprecating way, I thought I'd share!

[Adam Rebelius]

Yeah, I remember those, and the panic the studies caused. (They tasted like shit, too)

[sr113]

Originally Posted by Adam Rebelius

... (They tasted like shit, too)

You're supposed to wash your hands after wiping off the anal leakage.

[Adam Rebelius]

Originally Posted by sr113

You're supposed to wash your hands after wiping off the anal leakage.

Thank you, thank you. NO! THANK YOU! He'll be here all week folks. No, seriously. We can't get rid of him! Make sure to tip the veal. Try your bar tender. No, go ahead! Try the bar tender. See what happens!

[throatgorge]

ah, well I've had an epiphony of sorts after googling a few items.
remember to call "your local handyman!"
http://products.mercola.com/toilet-bidet/

[theshomchez]

ahahaahhahahaha, well this is smth. "new"! xD
i don't know of these chips but this sounds cool, especially if you're planning a prank or smth. ;D

o shit hahah i remember those

[Johnny Running Shoes]

Hooray for olestra!

[punkfarm]

My mom used to call them 'Poop-tato" chips...

[peterbright]

put a cork in it