i hate it when

[bunniegraves]

im answering the phone at my job and people interrupt my intro. it sours the whole thing.

[jonhomeowner]

Hit them with your cane.

[bunniegraves]

Hit them with your cane.

if only i had the balance to lift it! and swing!

thats what its for, you know.

[ChrisJones]

What's your intro?

[bunniegraves]

What's your intro?

thank you for calling the ________________ resort, my name is _____________ how may i help you?

people cut me off. all the time. i hate it. interrupting is rude.

[Fukface82]

Haha I was a telamarketer for a bit. I know what it's like and I've heard some cruel shit from people. Haha

[bunniegraves]

Haha I was a telamarketer for a bit. I know what it's like and I've heard some cruel shit from people. Haha
yea, its amazing how people will behave towards you over the phone versus face to face. its an eye opener. Ive had stuff said to me over the phone that Im pretty sure unless youre a heartless bastard youd never say it to someone you dont know.

[ChrisJones]

its amazing what people will say over the internet as opposed to face to face

[jonhomeowner]

if only i had the balance to lift it! and swing!

thats what its for, you know.
Can't you sit in a chair and swing it? I would hope.

[green_machine]

yea, its amazing how people will behave towards you over the phone versus face to face. its an eye opener. Ive had stuff said to me over the phone that Im pretty sure unless youre a heartless bastard youd never say it to someone you dont know.

Hmm, when you work in retail its not that different and it is face to face. I have to refrain from saying stuff like, "the hell is the matter with you?! Were you raised in the woods or are you just stupid?!" I had a lady try to smack me with a shopping bag once. I told her I couldn't accept her check because there was no information on it and it was company policy AND there was a sign in big letters on the counter... :rolleyes: You gotta love Americans.

[Lady Marina]

This one time a telemarketer called mi casa.. and i just happened to have a balloon in my hand.. I then had a conversation with them while sucking on helium... I told them my mother was trapped in a bubble bath. Hhaa... awww memories.

[bunniegraves]

Can't you sit in a chair and swing it? I would hope.

well, yea, but that would really kill the spontaneity of the whole thing.

"hey, hold on a sec, stay right there"
"why?"
"I have to get a chair to smack you"

good times.

[jonhomeowner]

well, yea, but that would really kill the spontaneity of the whole thing.

"hey, hold on a sec, stay right there"
"why?"
"I have to get a chair to smack you"

good times.
I figured that, if you were answering a phone, you were already sitting in a chair.

Especially with you being a cripple and all.

[DEVIN 75]

This one time a telemarketer called mi casa.. and i just happened to have a balloon in my hand.. I then had a conversation with them while sucking on helium... I told them my mother was trapped in a bubble bath. Hhaa... awww memories.

Unrelated but I like to answer the door naked when Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormon's come knocking. It usually ends those annoying conversations pretty quick. ;)

[Fukface82]

yea, its amazing how people will behave towards you over the phone versus face to face. its an eye opener. Ive had stuff said to me over the phone that Im pretty sure unless youre a heartless bastard youd never say it to someone you dont know.

Haha I got in a lot of trouble cause once someone pissed me off to the point that I was yelling how I knew where they lived and it would take less than an hour to get to them.

I got nasty back where my friends would just fuck with people pretending to be retarded or making thier opening lines really obscene. I remember my friend Tom singing Suicidal Tendencies - Send Me Your Money to people. Nobody cared cause the job was a scam anyway.

[Lady Marina]

Unrelated but I like to answer the door naked when Jehovah's Witnesses or Mormon's come knocking. It usually ends those annoying conversations pretty quick. ;)

I hope you ARE serious lol.