Ways to know if you are truly White Trash...

[Ryan Shit]

Please refrain from calling yourself white trash or using the term in your screen name unless you meet any of the following criteria in this thread. The official judge of what passes or fails will be our very own, RattyAirSixQueen.

More than 2 older model cars in the yard that do not run and/or are on cement blocks.

[RattyAirSixQueen]

you know you're white trash if you're mom ever mixed canned peas and hotdogs into your mac & cheese to make it a balanced meal.

[fuzzy_rave_girl]

Please refrain from calling yourself white trash or using the term in your screen name unless you meet any of the following criteria in this thread. The official judge of what passes or fails will be our very own, RattyAirSixQueen.

More than 2 older model cars in the yard that do not run and/or are on cement blocks.

you live in a shed and shower in the trailer next to it.

[jawbox777]

had no running water and had to take baths in a kiddie pool full of rain water

[Alice in Wonderhell]

"you might not always be my wife, but you'll always be my sister."

[Ryan Shit]

the pool in the trailer park is a really big pot-hole and is only operable after a hard rain.

[fuzzy_rave_girl]

"you might not always be my wife, but you'll always be my sister."

thats great!

having 8 kids
that are all going to grow up
and be crystal meth addicts.

[Johnny Running Shoes]

Listing the 6th grade as your senior year of school.

[RattyAirSixQueen]

this thread is supposed to be about things you've actually experienced!! Sheesh guys!

[Ryan Shit]

this thread is supposed to be about things you've actually experienced!! Sheesh guys!

She is the official of this thread guys...lets keep it with actual experience's.

[Grime]

i spent 80% of my life living in trailer parks and tenements..does that count, until i was 16 i didn't know sandwich meat didnt come in a can.Lol..and yes trust me im white trash and proud.

[fuzzy_rave_girl]

i spent 80% of my life living in trailer parks and tenements..does that count, until i was 16 i didn't know sandwich meat didnt come in a can.Lol..and yes trust me im white trash and proud.


so like,
spam was a daily meal?

[RattyAirSixQueen]

i spent 80% of my life living in trailer parks and tenements..does that count, until i was 16 i didn't know sandwich meat didnt come in a can.Lol..and yes trust me im white trash and proud.

that's what I'm talking about!

if you've ever had to complain to your landlord about the lack of jacks under your house

[Grime]

that's what I'm talking about!

if you've ever had to complain to your landlord about the lack of jacks under your house
Yep, and to add further proof my father may have had two trucks..but only drove the broken rusted out ford, the dodge was up on blocks on the front lawn and stayed that way till i left home at 14 to the lovely life of squat living and sqweegie's. and lets not forget the car part and empty paint can graveyard under my bedroom window. oh yea and my parents selling stolen shit from construction sites and the roofing company my dad worked for we needed all the money we could get being a family of 7, trust me K-mart knew us by name and the reason i got along so well with the Metalhead / Punk kids is being crusty wasn't something i strived to be...it was really just the only option ,LOl

[Grime]

so like,
spam was a daily meal? sometimes all we ate and don't forget corned beef, you ever ate meatloaf made from spam and bread crumbs left over from bread bags when your done the bread.... but don't get my wrong my parents wern't all bad when they wern't racing to the bottom of a whisky bottle or sittng in front of your 19 inch black and white Tv with only three channels becuase we the cabel company didnt run lines out side the city. but i sure hope you wern't tryin to make fun of me or something.

[Johnny Running Shoes]

And the winner is...

[Mister Jude]

If your parents don't buy everything you've ever owned.

[the senator]

i have a weakness for trashy white girls does that count?

[Johnny Running Shoes]

i have a weakness for trashy white girls does that count?

I thought you had a weakness for anything that walked?

[Grime]

i have a weakness for trashy white girls does that count?
I agree theres just something about a trashy girl, cheer(*

[RattyAirSixQueen]

Yep, and to add further proof my father may have had two trucks..but only drove the broken rusted out ford, the dodge was up on blocks on the front lawn and stayed that way till i left home at 14 to the lovely life of squat living and sqweegie's. and lets not forget the car part and empty paint can graveyard under my bedroom window. oh yea and my parents selling stolen shit from construction sites and the roofing company my dad worked for we needed all the money we could get being a family of 7, trust me K-mart knew us by name and the reason i got along so well with the Metalhead / Punk kids is being crusty wasn't something i strived to be...it was really just the only option ,LOl

yeah, we didn't live in trailer parks when I was a kid, but we alway lived in pretty fucked up houses or apartments.

I'm pretty sure is you went to more than 5 schools growing up, and still didn't finish highschool, you might be white trash.

[the senator]

I thought you had a weakness for anything that walked?

nope trashy and or insane is the way i tend to go.

[Ryan Shit]

nope trashy and or insane is the way i tend to go.

So the wheel chair confined may still find themselves on your bed? Providing that theyare trashy or nuts?

[the senator]

So the wheel chair confined may still find themselves on your bed? Providing that theyare trashy or nuts?

not likely i have stairs.

[Johnny Running Shoes]

not likely i have stairs.

laugh**(

[RattyAirSixQueen]

I was in 9th grade when I figured out I was white trash. I always knew we were poor, but it hadn't clicked to me that my family was white trash. I started school (new to me because I had just moved back with my dad) and had made friends with this dude in one of my classes. We both walked the same way home from school, so one day we're walking together, bullshitting about music and what not. I lived just a couple of blocks from the highschool, and we got to my house. I said, "oh, here's my house, I'll see ya tomorrow" to which he replied "which one?". I pointed to my house, white with green trim, 2 bigs dogs chained up in back yard (fence was long gone), dead fridge up against the shed(had been there 5 years), big holes the dogs had dug, a couple of dead cars. He looked at me, looked at the house, and said "Wow, I always though a bunch of crack heads lived there". My family (including myself on and off) had lived there for 9 years at that point. That's when I knew I was white trash.

but that's not all - I def have more material for this thread

[Grime]

yeah, we didn't live in trailer parks when I was a kid, but we alway lived in pretty fucked up houses or apartments.

I'm pretty sure is you went to more than 5 schools growing up, and still didn't finish highschool, you might be white trash.
Naw i never went to more then 5 schools, only 2 the first until grade 8 then we left the park because my sister burnt down the first trailer..then we moved into a tenament where i went to school until half way though grade 10 before leaving home and moving around alot from squat to friends parents basements and such...i tryed to go back to vocational school but got kicked out for beating some kid up for beating up and robbing a friend i had who attended the special needs school on the other side of the building who had downsyndrom.

[Grime]

I was in 9th grade when I figured out I was white trash. I always knew we were poor, but it hadn't clicked to me that my family was white trash. I started school (new to me because I had just moved back with my dad) and had made friends with this dude in one of my classes. We both walked the same way home from school, so one day we're walking together, bullshitting about music and what not. I lived just a couple of blocks from the highschool, and we got to my house. I said, "oh, here's my house, I'll see ya tomorrow" to which he replied "which one?". I pointed to my house, white with green trim, 2 bigs dogs chained up in back yard (fence was long gone), dead fridge up against the shed(had been there 5 years), big holes the dogs had dug, a couple of dead cars. He looked at me, looked at the house, and said "Wow, I always though a bunch of crack heads lived there". My family (including myself on and off) had lived there for 9 years at that point. That's when I knew I was white trash.

but that's not all - I def have more material for this threadcheer(* so what your sayin is you understand Lol...i sorta laugh at the kids today who cry about how downtroden they're familys are then run to the kitchen of they're parents house in a nice subberb to make pizza pops before sulking downstairs in the family room to watch MTV on the 37 inch tv while they wait for the I=Pod to finish loading music. Lol..why is it trendy to pretend to be less well off then some are...FUCK ME i would have killed for half the shit kids today take for granted...the most exiting day growing up for me was the first of every month when the welfair checks came out so i didn't have to walk to the food bank to get bread and shit for my family with my dad.

[RattyAirSixQueen]

cheer(* so what your sayin is you understand Lol...i sorta laugh at the kids today who cry about how downtroden they're familys are then run to the kitchen of they're parents house in a nice subberb to make pizza pops before sulking downstairs in the family room to watch MTV on the 37 inch tv while they wait for the I=Pod to finish loading music. Lol..why is it trendy to pretend to be less well off then some are...FUCK ME i would have killed for half the shit kids today take for granted...the most exiting day growing up for me was the first of every month when the welfair checks came out so i didn't have to walk to the food bank to get bread and shit for my family with my dad.

No shit. I've definitely been the little kid in the welfare line with feet pajamas with the feet cut off because they were too small. Gotta love that foodbank peanut butter too.

My best friend grew up even more poor than I did, and here brother actually got a food stamp tattooed on his arm. It's pretty fucking sweet.

[Johnny Running Shoes]

Total white trash...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIbYg3uNSTc

[fuzzy_rave_girl]

sometimes all we ate and don't forget corned beef, you ever ate meatloaf made from spam and bread crumbs left over from bread bags when your done the bread.... but don't get my wrong my parents wern't all bad when they wern't racing to the bottom of a whisky bottle or sittng in front of your 19 inch black and white Tv with only three channels becuase we the cabel company didnt run lines out side the city. but i sure hope you wern't tryin to make fun of me or something.

i actually like corned beef.
and spam.
but now i've been a vegetarian for 2 years.
no i definitly wasn't making fun of you.
i'm just curious.

[RattyAirSixQueen]

you know you're white trash if you've ever used your old broken tv as a tv stand.

[sr113]

You know you're white trash if your house is mobile and your car's not.

[Ryan Shit]

If your home has a VIN number

[suburbanXpunk]

you know you're white trash if you've ever used your old broken tv as a tv stand.

Damn, well, I guess I'm white trash then. But that's the only thing...

[the senator]

this thread is like a jeff foxworthy routine.

[RattyAirSixQueen]

this thread is like a jeff foxworthy routine.

yeah, but better.

You know you're white trash if your parents ever bribed you with their "product" to keep you quiet about their "business".

[sr113]

You know you're white trash if you know to poke a hole in the top of the Spaghetti-os can before you put it on the burner, and you learned that lesson the hard way.

[Ryan Shit]

You know you're white trash if you know to poke a hole in the top of the Spaghetti-os can before you put it on the burner, and you learned that lesson the hard way.

also if you know that the engine block of the only running car will substitue a burner for said Spaghetti-o's.

[Mister Jude]

You know you're white trash if you know to poke a hole in the top of the Spaghetti-os can before you put it on the burner, and you learned that lesson the hard way.
I know that from camping.

[sr113]

You know you're white trash if you refer to your daily existence as "camping"

[the senator]

I know that from camping.

did the cowboys teach you?

[Mister Jude]

did the cowboys teach you?
No, worse... Boy Scouts!

[jawbox777]

nope trashy and or insane is the way i tend to go.

you and me both

[the senator]

you and me both

i know

[Ryan Shit]

....back on topic here guys.

[jawbox777]

and mine is both

[Kimoski]

When you grow up thinking ketchup's spaghetti sauce, you've taken a family portrait in front of the truck with no wheels in your front yard, you make pets of the critters you've found in your house, you've swam in your well water, you've had to walk two miles to your mailbox because you live too far into the boonies that no mail worker wants to drive down there, your dad let you onto the two story roof at age 4 to help him caulk the roof, your means of entertainment as a kid was sticking a hose into a hole in the ground and watching to see what other hole the water comes out of to catch what ever comes running/hopping/slithering out, you've caught(or picked up roadkill) and skinned several snakes on your own starting at age 5, dried the skin and saved it by hanging it up in your closet, you've designated a spot on the side of your house as the bathroom because you've had no water for weeks, and you've bathed in the creek behind your house that you also spend your leisure time at catching toads.


I can't claim white trash anymore, though..

[Grime]

When you grow up thinking ketchup's spaghetti sauce, you've taken a family portrait in front of the truck with no wheels in your front yard, you make pets of the critters you've found in your house, you've swam in your well water, you've had to walk two miles to your mailbox because you live too far into the boonies that no mail worker wants to drive down there, your dad let you onto the two story roof at age 4 to help him caulk the roof, your means of entertainment as a kid was sticking a hose into a hole in the ground and watching to see what other hole the water comes out of to catch what ever comes running/hopping/slithering out, you've caught(or picked up roadkill) and skinned several snakes on your own starting at age 5, dried the skin and saved it by hanging it up in your closet, you've designated a spot on the side of your house as the bathroom because you've had no water for weeks, and you've bathed in the creek behind your house that you also spend your leisure time at catching toads.


I can't claim white trash anymore, though.. Umm..done most of that exept the yard bathroom thing and i was 8 when i was on the roof helping my father and i skinned gofers and moles..in alberta we only had garder snakes where i lived, so the skin woulda been WAY to small.

[RattyAirSixQueen]

haven't done the roadkill thing, but the rest, yes. I actually had an outhouse at one of the places I lived because the well was only 17 feet deep, and ran almost dry in the summer(enough water for a 2 minute shower every few days, and a sink full for washing dishes).


You know you're white trash if you've ever shaved your legs on the front porch.

[Johnny Running Shoes]

haven't done the roadkill thing, but the rest, yes. I actually had an outhouse at one of the places I lived because the well was only 17 feet deep, and ran almost dry in the summer(enough water for a 2 minute shower every few days, and a sink full for washing dishes).


You know you're white trash if you've ever shaved your legs on the front porch.

That was you?
Shwinggggg! LOL!:)

[RattyAirSixQueen]

That was you?
Shwinggggg! LOL!:)

lolz - I was 15 when I had to do that. We lived waaaay out in the boonies.


You know you're white trash if you outfit for the day has ever consisted of a shotgun and shoes - and nothing else.

[sr113]

You know you're white trash if you're waiting for your unemployment check to pay for a paternity test.