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ChrisJones
06-29-2009, 07:05 PM
I'm microwaving it now. 4 minutes 22 seconds. Let's see what we get!
Bunny Rabbid
06-29-2009, 07:10 PM
I have that, too!
Is it meat? Is it cake? Roll of the dice.
opfiend
06-29-2009, 07:43 PM
Well....?
swastika
06-29-2009, 07:55 PM
I'm microwaving it now. 4 minutes 22 seconds. Let's see what we get!

That's where my hound gets dibs !!! She loves that shit!!! My grand mother comes over sometimes and brings all this frozen turkey innards like heart and shit and I forget it's in there for the dog! So every once in awhile I get a real surprise! Skii loves it but it's a horrible smelling slop!
Chernobyl Babies
06-29-2009, 09:59 PM
Well....?

Maybe it didn't turn out so well for him...it's been hours since he posted this and yet no update.
Alice in Wonderhell
06-30-2009, 05:50 AM
Maybe it didn't turn out so well for him...it's been hours since he posted this and yet no update. FOOD POISONING! :O
opfiend
06-30-2009, 11:22 AM
Maybe it didn't turn out so well for him...it's been hours since he posted this and yet no update.

Shit you're right! Food monster maybe!
Johnny Running Shoes
06-30-2009, 02:51 PM
I'm microwaving it now. 4 minutes 22 seconds. Let's see what we get!

Get one of these and it will never happen again...

http://www.foodsaver.com/index.aspx?
Chernobyl Babies
06-30-2009, 07:14 PM
Shit you're right! Food monster maybe!

Well it's obvious really. Unidentified mass, zapped with a microwave, hostile life form created.
ChrisJones
06-30-2009, 10:04 PM
Maybe it didn't turn out so well for him...it's been hours since he posted this and yet no update.

It turned out to be... 2 egg rolls cemented in holy matrimony by a layer of freezerburn.

Didn't taste too bad, though the wrap was CHEWY CHEWY CHEWY. I could almost blow bubbles with it.
Chernobyl Babies
06-30-2009, 11:24 PM
It turned out to be... 2 egg rolls cemented in holy matrimony by a layer of freezerburn.

Didn't taste too bad, though the wrap was CHEWY CHEWY CHEWY. I could almost blow bubbles with it.

Holy? I'd say that was the unholiest of all unions. Egg roll turned into egg roll flavored bubble gum? Nothing sacred about that! Vile, evil, matrimony!