Rocko tell me a joke...

[msscarlett]

got any good ones send em my way ;)
xo Ms. Scarlett

[RickyS]

What do you call a fly with it's wings tore off?

[RickyS]

What do you call a fly with it's wings tore off?

WALK!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, nevermind.

[Mitch-a-palooza]

id call a fly without wings a "crawl" lol.. How can you tell a blonde has been using your computer?







there's white out all over the screen

[Mitch-a-palooza]

only ones i remember are blonde jokes.. and they are whack..

how do blondes turn the lights back on after sex?

they open the car door

i got some bad sexist ones:

what do you say to a chick with two black eyes?

nothing she hasnt already been told twice

what do you do when the dishwasher breaks down?

kick her out

[thebigother]

What did the liberal paradigm say to the conservative paradigm?


Shift happnes!

[oldsklgrl]

What did the liberal paradigm say to the conservative paradigm?


Shift happnes!

I now know I am a total sociology "nerd" because that cracked me up.

[Lady Marina]

So a mushroom walks into a bar, he sits down and asks the bartender for a drink, the bartender says "Sorry we don't serve your kind" so the mushroom says, "Why not I'm a fungi!" Hahhaha oohhh it kills me every fucking time. So sad.

[Tits_McKay]

Wanna hear a joke?

Women Rights.



What are two guys doing with glow in the dark condoms?

Light saber fight




How come women shouldn't drive?

There isn't a long enough road from the bed to the kitchen.




Why is there a window over the sink?

So the bitch knows to mow lawn when she's done doing the dishes.




HAHA! I know they are sexiest but come on people they are funny. If any girl gets mad about these I will be disappointed.

[VIXXEN]

why did Colonel Sanders cross the road?



















his dick was stuck in a chicken

[Tits_McKay]

why did Colonel Sanders cross the road?

his dick was stuck in a chicken

Haha that is classic.

[thebigother]

I now know I am a total sociology "nerd" because that cracked me up.

I guess were both huge nerds then, because that is my favorite joke.

[johnnyxlondon]

why are jewish men circumcized?

because jewish women don't want anything that's not 10% off.



a drunk jew walks into a bar and sits down next to a chinese man. he looks at him and then says "hey man, you ever feel sorry for what you japs did at pearl harbor" so the chinese man looks at him and says "for one that was 66 years ago, for another i'm chinese not japanese" so the jew says "eh, chinese, japanese you all look the same to me"
then the chinese guy says to him "do you ever feel guilty for what you jews did to the titanic?" and the jew says "hey don't blame us that was an iceberg!" to which the chinese guy replies "eh, iceberg, goldberg, you all look the same to me".


*bow*

[BEERnBRATWURST]

So a mushroom walks into a bar, he sits down and asks the bartender for a drink, the bartender says "Sorry we don't serve your kind" so the mushroom says, "Why not I'm a fungi!" Hahhaha oohhh it kills me every fucking time. So sad.

Speaking of bar jokes...


A 3 legged dog walks into a bar and sits down.

The bartender says; "Hey, what are you doing in here! We don't serve dogs here!"

The dog replies; "I'm looking for the guy who shot my pa (paw).


Laughing out loud and stuff.

[Lady Marina]

Hahaha ohhh man those are classic :)

[unholy_steve]

A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for their progressive rehabilitation methods. They begin by visiting some of the patients. The first patient they visit is a young woman. She is practicing ballet. One of the psychiatrist asks, "What are you doing?" She replies, "I'm studying ballet so when I get out of here I can possibly join a troupe and be a productive member of society." "Wow, that's wonderful." The next person was a man reading a book with a pile of books next to him. The same question asked to him, "What are you doing?" "I'm studying biology, chemistry, etc. So I can enter medical school when I get out." Room after room, they witnessed the incredible success and attitudes of the patients. Until they finally reached a room the asylums director was reluctant to open. Finally, he was persuaded to open it. Inside was a man thrusting into a bowl of mixed nuts. The psychiatrist exclaimed, "My God what are you doing?" The man replied, "I'M NEVER GETTING OUT OF HERE, I'M FUCKING NUTS!"

[Lady Marina]

Haha, good one.