dude something I just found out

[!straightfuckingedge]

Ok my parents earlier this week had talked to me and my older bro about my great uncle Ike, we asked about him and why we haven't seen him in years, my parents paused for precisely 6 seconds and said he's in jail. It get's interesting

APPARENTLY! He killed his neighbor by bashing his head in with a baseball bat, worser part was the dude was in a weelchair, this is his second and last time being in jail, the first time he tried killing his wife some number of years ago, This is probally result of my great grandma and grandpa Sickels passing when he was 10 years old.

He doesn't wan't anybody to visit or write him because he is too ashamed to see his family, So..... in result....... I have maniac DNA........

[jtroski]

you should probablly kill yourself before you do something bad.

[!straightfuckingedge]

haha nah man I don't got anything wrong with me I just added the last part to add drama, but yeah it's a damn shame because I barely knew the fucker

[x_punksrawks_X]

I think theres something wrong with you.

[thebigother]

None of this comes as any surprise to me.

[oldsklgrl]

I had to stop reading at "worser part".

[KidoftheBlackHole]

Um Interesting?

[Noodles]

Ok my parents earlier this week had talked to me and my older bro about my great uncle Ike, we asked about him and why we haven't seen him in years, my parents paused for precisely 6 seconds and said he's in jail. It get's interesting

APPARENTLY! He killed his neighbor by bashing his head in with a baseball bat, worser part was the dude was in a weelchair, this is his second and last time being in jail, the first time he tried killing his wife some number of years ago, This is probally result of my great grandma and grandpa Sickels passing when he was 10 years old.

He doesn't wan't anybody to visit or write him because he is too ashamed to see his family, So..... in result....... I have maniac DNA........

Maniac DNA? You'll be fine, just don't chose the same paths that your great uncle has.

PEACE LOVE EMPATHY
-Noodles

[VIXXEN]

allrighteythen

[ThePope]

my great grandpa (or something like that) died when he got run over by a train

[kingrocker]

And now I would like to tell you all the final words of my grandfather, "A truck"

[RickyS]

And now I would like to tell you all the final words of my grandfather, "A truck"
Hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaah

[DEVIN 75]

Maybe your just an axe wielding homicidal maniac in hiding and we just don't know it yet?

[green_machine]

Axes are sexy. :D

[EDogg]

Ok my parents earlier this week had talked to me and my older bro about my great uncle Ike, we asked about him and why we haven't seen him in years, my parents paused for precisely 6 seconds and said he's in jail. It get's interesting

APPARENTLY! He killed his neighbor by bashing his head in with a baseball bat, worser part was the dude was in a weelchair, this is his second and last time being in jail, the first time he tried killing his wife some number of years ago, This is probally result of my great grandma and grandpa Sickels passing when he was 10 years old.

He doesn't wan't anybody to visit or write him because he is too ashamed to see his family, So..... in result....... I have maniac DNA........

Beating up cripples and women, moar liek fgt DNA

[jonhomeowner]

Told you this kid's a fucking loon.

[Johnny Running Shoes]

Told you this kid's a fucking loon.

http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn298/thejerryjohnson/bangpc.gif

[WhiteTrashBetty]

well duh he is a loon... he has maniac dna. Gosh get with the program. :rolleyes:

[Spiralz]

Why do you dorks keep unearthing these ancient threads...?

[WhiteTrashBetty]

Why do you dorks keep unearthing these ancient threads...?

Its a dead night. There ain't shit else to do.

[Drink_punkdrunk]

where did this come from??
Hmmm-

"OMG GUYS! My grndpa uset 2 make dandylion wine- OMFG im an alkoholick. WTF! This is, liek, ttly HARDxCORE!!!!1!1 heer i cum AA!"

[Spiralz]

Its a dead night. There ain't shit else to do.

Stare at your stunning reflection.

[WhiteTrashBetty]

Stare at your stunning reflection.

Oh you are just too flattering. Haha. ;)

although my reflection isn't all that flattering. I think I'm coming down with the flu or something. I haven't felt all that great all day. And my hair could use a dye job. I feel like sherbert ice cream. Its like orange and pink.

[Spiralz]

^Don't be modest, you know you're a bombshell. :cool:

[jonhomeowner]

well duh he is a loon... he has maniac dna.
As it turns out, he also has fat dna.

[BEERnBRATWURST]

As it turns out, he also has fat dna.

Calories are potential energy. He's just storing energy for the war on drugs.

[lewis]

Hahah^

Does nobody realise this guy is lying? In a Ron Burgundy fashion, I'm gonna say: "I don't believe you.":cool:

[EDogg]

Why do you dorks keep unearthing these ancient threads...?

Because we are trying to make the forum fail as much as possible. Resulting in the creation of a better thread.

[EDogg]

As it turns out, he also has fat dna.

Calories are potential energy. He's just storing energy for the war on drugs.

i lol'd

[jonhomeowner]

Calories are potential energy. He's just storing energy for the war on drugs.
The Mythbusters would say "Plausible".

[WhiteTrashBetty]

^Don't be modest, you know you're a bombshell. :cool:

well thank you hun. http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q136/Shirley4_album/Old%20Smilies/blushing.gif

[Spiralz]

^anytime kitten:cool:

[Joe Kersten]

^anytime kitten:cool:

Stop it, she'll turn into a monster. :eek:

[Spiralz]

^Joe, you are looking smashing today old chap.

[jonhomeowner]

So strange.

[Joe Kersten]

^Joe, you are looking smashing today old chap.

:rolleyes:

[Spiralz]

So strange.

I'm just trying to divert his attention from this apparent "monster" I'm creating.

[oihatebuses]

my grandfather took a few swings at my grandma with a frying pan, and actually connnected with my dads face with a 2X4 for missing curfew... I don't get why this seems to happen so much more often with the older generations and cultures...:confused:

was life really that unfulfillable back in the day that violence was the only attainable recourse?

[WhiteTrashBetty]

my grandfather took a few swings at my grandma with a frying pan, and actually connnected with my dads face with a 2X4 for missing curfew... I don't get why this seems to happen so much more often with the older generations and cultures...:confused:

was life really that unfulfillable back in the day that violence was the only attainable recourse?

well you know they had to walk so many miles in the snow. :rolleyes:

[Spiralz]

my grandfather took a few swings at my grandma with a frying pan, and actually connnected with my dads face with a 2X4 for missing curfew... I don't get why this seems to happen so much more often with the older generations and cultures...:confused:

was life really that unfulfillable back in the day that violence was the only attainable recourse?

The first thing that comes to mind....religion.

[Joe Kersten]

The first thing that comes to mind....religion.

That's right, your mom is Catholic! :p

[Spiralz]

^Yeah, and so is half your family as I recall you saying.

[Joe Kersten]

^Yeah, and so is half your family as I recall you saying.

Now that I think about it, it's more than that actually, scary shit aye?

[oihatebuses]

well you know they had to walk so many miles in the snow. :rolleyes:

yeah uphill BOTH ways...

[Spiralz]

Now that I think about it, it's more than that actually, scary shit aye?

I don't know I respect my mom's beliefs, it's not like she's some sort of religious extremist --if that were the case than well that would be "scary shit".

[oihatebuses]

The first thing that comes to mind....religion.

Well, my dad always said he vowed to end the cycle of violence that permeated the generations of his family... Religion tends to be the catalyst for most of history's problems, so in some non-direct way I'm sure it bears some influence on the "quirks" in his family's behavior...

[Joe Kersten]

I don't know I respect my mom's beliefs, it's not like she's some sort of religious extremist --if that were the case than well that would be "scary shit".

Most of my family is German/Irish, that might be what's giving them the scary factor. But I still tend to think most, if not all Catholics to be creepy in one way or another.

[jonhomeowner]

yeah uphill BOTH ways...
You figure they would've found a better way to get to school.

[oihatebuses]

You figure they would've found a better way to get to school.

a sign of the times i suppose...:rolleyes:

[Spiralz]

Most of my family is German/Irish, that might be what's giving them the scary factor. But I still tend to think most, if not all Catholics to be creepy in one way or another.

Joe...you're scary.:(

[Joe Kersten]

Joe...you're scary.:(

Because of the German part or the Irish part? :p

[No Cash]

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

idc

[Spiralz]

Because of the German part or the Irish part? :p

No because you look like Robert Smith and Siouxsie Sioux's love child....:(

[WhiteTrashBetty]

No because you look like Robert Smith and Siouxsie Sioux's love child....:(

ahahahahaha XD

[Joe Kersten]

No because you look like Robert Smith and Siouxsie Sioux's love child....:(

Could be worse.

[Spiralz]

^Well your mom's a real milf.

[Johnny Running Shoes]

No because you look like Robert Smith and Siouxsie Sioux's love child....:(

Hahahaha....that was great, poor Joey.....

[!straightfuckingedge]

As it turns out, he also has fat dna.

Yes thank you for pointing out the fucking obvious

[jonhomeowner]

Yes thank you for pointing out the fucking obvious
You're welcome.

I wouldn't have to point out the fact that you're a fat douche if you weren't such a douche. If you were just fat, I wouldn't give a fuck.

[Johnny Running Shoes]

No because you look like Robert Smith and Siouxsie Sioux's love child....:(

I forgot about that.....cheer(*

[WhiteTrashBetty]

I forgot about that.....cheer(*

I did too. It made me giggle all over again.

[KidoftheBlackHole]

You're welcome.

I wouldn't have to point out the fact that you're a fat douche if you weren't such a douche. If you were just fat, I wouldn't give a fuck.

It's Colin! I knew he'd be back! I assume he's still straight fucking edge or he would've changed his username.

[jonhomeowner]

It's Colin! I knew he'd be back! I assume he's still straight fucking edge or he would've changed his username.
He posted a few months ago. One post or so... Saying dumb shit as always. Then disappeared. I'm amazed he came back and saw this!

[KidoftheBlackHole]

He posted a few months ago. One post or so... Saying dumb shit as always. Then disappeared. I'm amazed he came back and saw this!

He comes back and posts on old topics no one cares about.

[jonhomeowner]

He comes back and posts on old topics no one cares about.
It could be that he got a comment reply thing on his profile...

[KidoftheBlackHole]

It could be that he got a comment reply thing on his profile...

Yeah but even so it's still ridiculously old stuff.

[Joe Kersten]

I did too. It made me giggle all over again.

Pssh, you know that you're into it.