View Full Version : Talk about your crush/girlfriend/boyfriend/signifigant other/hand
INVISIBLE_LEADER
01-07-2009, 09:41 AM
So I've been seeing a girl named Meaghan for a while and last night I asked her if it was okay to start calling her my girlfriend, and she said yes. So I'm pretty stoaked, so I pretty much started this thread to brag aboout her because she's smart and pretty and funny, and listens to rad hardcore and doesn't mind that I'm shorter than her.
So uh, yeah, like the title says, talk about your crushes, boyfirends, girlfriends, left hands, etc.
Joe Scumbag
01-07-2009, 09:46 AM
Well, I'm talkin to a girl named Kaye. I think she's gorgeous, sweet, intelligent, plus, she listens to rad punk and metal. She's also a very dominant girl, me and her are dating. =D My right hand is still fighting for attention, though.
EDogg
01-07-2009, 10:15 AM
My GF pisses me off
But pretty much everything does at the moment
demise_hands
01-07-2009, 10:25 AM
ummm...talking to this guy now..he's pretty cool we like the same kind of music and he's dumb just like me :)...oh yea he's like 5'7 and Im 6'2 and he doesnt care which is a big plus for me...not to mention he's pretty hott
WhiteTrashBetty
01-07-2009, 10:53 AM
relationships are stupid.
EDogg
01-07-2009, 10:59 AM
relationships are stupid.
Too fucking right.
DollFaSe
01-07-2009, 11:00 AM
normally id agree with you about relationships sucking..
like id muchhh rather just have a Fun Buddy, or a random hookup, then i would a relationship... too much drama...
haha until i met ma current guy... hes a complete asshole, and not clingy AT ALL.. wer perfect for eachother... haha
hmm, but i dont know, i kind of got a "hook-up eye" on both jude, and sr113
.....hopefully to have them at the same time.....
WhiteTrashBetty
01-07-2009, 11:01 AM
Too fucking right.
well if it isn't my estranged ex hubby...
EDogg
01-07-2009, 11:02 AM
well if it isn't my estranged ex hubby...
Right again!
WhiteTrashBetty
01-07-2009, 11:03 AM
Right again!
-humps leg-
EDogg
01-07-2009, 11:10 AM
-humps leg-
:|
|:
jonhomeowner
01-07-2009, 11:11 AM
Meaghan
That name has faaaar too many letters.
jonhomeowner
01-07-2009, 11:13 AM
like id muchhh rather just have a Fun Buddy, or a random hookup, then i would a relationship... too much drama...
This... 110% this.
I've got a list a mile long of people I'd love to have some fun with. Most are of passing interest and really just thrown on there for some reason or other. But some are serious interests. Though, I'm not sure which one is which. I usually only know once I make the effort to hook up with them... And since that usually works, I don't really know until after that fact if I'm serious or not.
jonhomeowner
01-07-2009, 11:14 AM
My GF pisses me off
GF? Mary is going to be crushed!
DollFaSe
01-07-2009, 11:19 AM
This... 110% this.
I've got a list a mile long of people I'd love to have some fun with. Most are of passing interest and really just thrown on there for some reason or other. But some are serious interests. Though, I'm not sure which one is which. I usually only know once I make the effort to hook up with them... And since that usually works, I don't really know until after that fact if I'm serious or not.
im the same way, but more often than not, id hook up with someone on my llist, and theyd interpret that as us dating, then become clingy-crazy-stalkers.... no fun
so i traded my list, for a fellow commitment-phobe/nympho :)
funn fun times
jonhomeowner
01-07-2009, 11:33 AM
im the same way, but more often than not, id hook up with someone on my llist, and theyd interpret that as us dating, then become clingy-crazy-stalkers.... no fun
Yeah. That's what I'm most afraid of: Somebody getting the wrong idea. I hate clingy girls.
a fellow commitment-phobe/nympho :)
That's the way to go.
DollFaSe
01-07-2009, 11:40 AM
Yeah. That's what I'm most afraid of: Somebody getting the wrong idea. I hate clingy girls.
who doesnt hate a clingy spouce..
im an admitted commitment-phobe... and certainly not a fan of "strings-attached" kind of things... i cant stand things like when a guy calls me 25 times, if i didnt pick up the 1st, or him constantly telling me he loves me, or weak shit like that.. to me its pointless, theyre already getting pussy, they can drop all the creepy pick-up lines..
That's the way to go.
seriously, the best of both worlds.. i get sex, and it happends to be with someone i like, and dont feel like shooting in the face :)
i still say you should come over, and we can give mary some pictoral examples of spit-roastin heyt*#
BEERnBRATWURST
01-07-2009, 11:41 AM
I met the best girl ever. I was just at the point of giving up the idea of meeting someone altogther and bam, I met Nicole. I've never been so compatible with someone in my entire life. She is someone I could get serious about without any regrets. The best part is she feels the same way about me. I've been ruined so many times in the past, I wasn't expecting to meet someone like her! She even loves to drink beer and BBQ just as much as I do, which is required in my book. Guess there is someone out there for everyone...
jonhomeowner
01-07-2009, 11:51 AM
who doesnt hate a clingy spouce..
im an admitted commitment-phobe... and certainly not a fan of "strings-attached" kind of things... i cant stand things like when a guy calls me 25 times
Yeah. I get girls like that. They piss me off. And then when I call them and they don't pick up and I call back because it's important, they go "Why'd you call me twice?" Well, maybe because it was important. Sure beats the 5 or more times they always seem to call me over something trivial or just wanting to talk. Sometimes it's understandable, I guess, but it's usually something they need me to hold their hand on. "OH, MY CHECK ENGINE LIGHT CAME ON... WHAT DO I DO? I NEED A BIG STRONG MAN TO TELL ME HOW CARS WORK!"
*sigh*
Annoying people.
i still say you should come over, and we can give mary some pictoral examples of spit-roastin
She might actually start liking guys, then!
EDogg
01-07-2009, 12:19 PM
I met the best girl ever. I was just at the point of giving up the idea of meeting someone altogther and bam, I met Nicole. I've never been so compatible with someone in my entire life. She is someone I could get serious about without any regrets. The best part is she feels the same way about me. I've been ruined so many times in the past, I wasn't expecting to meet someone like her! She even loves to drink beer and BBQ just as much as I do, which is required in my book. Guess there is someone out there for everyone...
No chance of starting 2009 with a shotgun mouthwash then?
DollFaSe
01-07-2009, 12:35 PM
Yeah. I get girls like that. They piss me off. And then when I call them and they don't pick up and I call back because it's important, they go "Why'd you call me twice?" Well, maybe because it was important. Sure beats the 5 or more times they always seem to call me over something trivial or just wanting to talk. Sometimes it's understandable, I guess, but it's usually something they need me to hold their hand on. "OH, MY CHECK ENGINE LIGHT CAME ON... WHAT DO I DO? I NEED A BIG STRONG MAN TO TELL ME HOW CARS WORK!"
*sigh*
Annoying people.
She might actually start liking guys, then!
would that be bad??
jonhomeowner
01-07-2009, 12:37 PM
would that be bad??
Not really.
WhiteTrashBetty
01-07-2009, 01:22 PM
:|
|:
don't act that you don't like it.
Bunny Rabbid
01-07-2009, 01:39 PM
relationships are stupid.
Amen, sista.
I am committed to staying SINGLE! "Forever" is too damned long for me!
WhiteTrashBetty
01-07-2009, 02:01 PM
Amen, sista.
I am committed to staying SINGLE! "Forever" is too damned long for me!
I just had a douchbag filled year in 08. I'm swearing off guys this year
opfiend
01-07-2009, 02:24 PM
relationships are stupid.
Agreed. I'm tired of being fucked over by guys. I had a good fling going in May though but I think it needed to end. I'm off sex and relationships until I find one worth while. It's seeming impossible.
sheena
01-07-2009, 02:35 PM
Agreed. I'm tired of being fucked over by guys. I had a good fling going in May though but I think it needed to end. I'm off sex and relationships until I find one worth while. It's seeming impossible.
no sex? man.... can't you find a 'special friend'?
opfiend
01-07-2009, 02:38 PM
no sex? man.... can't you find a 'special friend'?
I could but I find without sex, things seem to be a lot less complicated for me. I think it's making me more anxious though. I think about it all the time and most of the time I just really want sex...so I may crack sometime..
sheena
01-07-2009, 02:53 PM
I could but I find without sex, things seem to be a lot less complicated for me. I think it's making me more anxious though. I think about it all the time and most of the time I just really want sex...so I may crack sometime..
just find a happy hook-up then.
dead_head
01-07-2009, 02:55 PM
I met the best girl ever. I was just at the point of giving up the idea of meeting someone altogther and bam, I met Nicole. I've never been so compatible with someone in my entire life. She is someone I could get serious about without any regrets. The best part is she feels the same way about me. I've been ruined so many times in the past, I wasn't expecting to meet someone like her! She even loves to drink beer and BBQ just as much as I do, which is required in my book. Guess there is someone out there for everyone...
aw thats sweet. i hope i get lucky like that some day. i'm pretty near giving up hope at this point.
DollFaSe
01-07-2009, 02:59 PM
aw thats sweet. i hope i get lucky like that some day. i'm pretty near giving up hope at this point.
its when you give up, that the "perfect" person usually shows up
WhiteTrashBetty
01-07-2009, 02:59 PM
just find a happy hook-up then.
hook ups can just complicate things though.
The last guy I had sex with was my friend Mark and after spending that night with him I realized I actually kinda like him.
So I agree with Kendra. No relationships, no sex.
What else did god give us hands for? jerk(^
Spiralz
01-07-2009, 03:00 PM
I like Kendra.
dead_head
01-07-2009, 03:03 PM
its when you give up, that the "perfect" person usually shows up
yeah well the perfect peoples in my past were all drug addicts and then i realized i have a thing for liars and cheaters. bust. i'm just glad i dont have any STDs yet.
My ideal guy is an alcoholic pessimist who is interested in the same music as me. so far i have found that guys like that are all too old for me. doh! bri*^
dead_head
01-07-2009, 03:04 PM
hook ups can just complicate things though.
The last guy I had sex with was my friend Mark and after spending that night with him I realized I actually kinda like him.
So I agree with Kendra. No relationships, no sex.
What else did god give us hands for? jerk(^
sex with friends is always a horrible idea! oh christ! sometimes you discover things you never wanted to know -.o
DollFaSe
01-07-2009, 03:08 PM
yeah well the perfect peoples in my past were all drug addicts and then i realized i have a thing for liars and cheaters. bust. i'm just glad i dont have any STDs yet.
My ideal guy is an alcoholic pessimist who is interested in the same music as me. so far i have found that guys like that are all too old for me. doh! bri*^
meh, age isnt shit
as long as your legal...
dead_head
01-07-2009, 03:17 PM
meh, age isnt shit
as long as your legal...
which i wont be for another 4-5 months lol
DollFaSe
01-07-2009, 03:21 PM
which i wont be for another 4-5 months lol
...oh lol... then yea, i can see how that may cause complications
KidoftheBlackHole
01-07-2009, 03:23 PM
Unforutnately I'm allergic to girls.
WhiteTrashBetty
01-07-2009, 03:36 PM
sex with friends is always a horrible idea! oh christ! sometimes you discover things you never wanted to know -.o
well I found out that he had three dick piercings.. did not know that.
I also found out that was some of the best fuckin' sex of my life.
Johnny Running Shoes
01-07-2009, 03:43 PM
well I found out that he had three dick piercings.. did not know that.
I also found out that was some of the best fuckin' sex of my life.
Wow....and you're only 20?? Why is your profile locked? You finally decided to put a chasity belt on it?smkk**
WhiteTrashBetty
01-07-2009, 04:00 PM
Wow....and you're only 20?? Why is your profile locked? You finally decided to put a chasity belt on it?smkk**
I'll be twenty in September. And yeah there was too many weirdos stalking me and that one freak who decided to put my picture as his default. After that I was a wee bit creeped out
jonhomeowner
01-07-2009, 04:14 PM
I'll be twenty in September. And yeah there was too many weirdos stalking me and that one freak who decided to put my picture as his default. After that I was a wee bit creeped out
That's pretty damned creepy.
punk rod
01-07-2009, 04:51 PM
I love my girlfriend mathilde, she's smart. funny, cute, she is very open mind, we're bi , we listen to a lot of music, we're musicians, we're in love <3
BEERnBRATWURST
01-07-2009, 04:52 PM
No chance of starting 2009 with a shotgun mouthwash then?
Nah, suicide is for pussies. Especially over a girl....
BEERnBRATWURST
01-07-2009, 04:55 PM
Amen, sista.
I am committed to staying SINGLE! "Forever" is too damned long for me!
As in "forever" single? Sounds bleak. Better get someone before you get saggy. Harder to "play the field" in the golden years.
Johnny Running Shoes
01-07-2009, 05:00 PM
As in "forever" single? Sounds bleak. Better get someone before you get saggy. Harder to "play the field" in the golden years.
Have you seen her pic? She won't be saggy for at least a few years.:)
BEERnBRATWURST
01-07-2009, 05:03 PM
Have you seen her pic? She won't be saggy for at least a few years.:)
And of course plastic surgery could add a few more years to that...Viva la silicone!
Johnny Running Shoes
01-07-2009, 05:07 PM
And of course plastic surgery could add a few more years to that...Viva la silicone!
I hope you didn't break a tooth on that statue at Caesar's....skull*(
Dandy Jon
01-07-2009, 05:11 PM
my BF Aaron is a nice guy, thats pretty much all I can say lol
WhiteTrashBetty
01-07-2009, 05:33 PM
my BF Aaron is a nice guy, thats pretty much all I can say lol
just a nice guy?
RuthlessNate
01-07-2009, 06:14 PM
My right hand has a big scar on it and it becomes difficult to move if it gets too cold.
BEERnBRATWURST
01-07-2009, 06:18 PM
My right hand has a big scar on it and it becomes difficult to move if it gets too cold.
If you let it get nice and cold you can give yourself a "stranger".
MzKaydee
01-07-2009, 06:33 PM
DONT have any of those!! jerk(^
Joe Scumbag
01-07-2009, 06:41 PM
You know what really sucks? When you start up a new relationship, just as your old one is finishing up the monumental collapse. :/ The chick that I'm finishing up with is a heroin addict, so I've been listening to "Nothin For You", by TSOL. I always seem to end up with people like that, y'know...you try to actually get clean and do things you wanna do, and then some junk slut leeches her claws into you again. No more ranting, now. As for the meaningless hookups, I was one of my skin friends first and only homo experiences, me and him don't talk much anymore. >_X
RuthlessNate
01-07-2009, 07:15 PM
DONT have any of those!! jerk(^
Hands?
Joe Scumbag
01-07-2009, 07:29 PM
I has hands! Not that I ever use them for purposes such as those. -Looks at them lovingly, planting a kiss on each palm- Hands, I love you. <3.
opfiend
01-07-2009, 07:36 PM
just find a happy hook-up then.
I'm gonna have to meet new people then :)
hook ups can just complicate things though.
The last guy I had sex with was my friend Mark and after spending that night with him I realized I actually kinda like him.
So I agree with Kendra. No relationships, no sex.
What else did god give us hands for? jerk(^
I don't like the idea of having a reputation either. bleh.
I like Kendra.
Awww ;)
Unforutnately I'm allergic to girls.
That is unfortunate. Is that why your girl roomate lives downstairs?
KidoftheBlackHole
01-07-2009, 07:44 PM
That is unfortunate. Is that why your girl roomate lives downstairs?
Well she actually lives upstairs but I see her so infrequently sometimes I forget she's even my roommate.
RuthlessNate
01-07-2009, 07:56 PM
Well she actually lives upstairs but I see her so infrequently sometimes I forget she's even my roommate.
I live with a big gay guy who works two jobs and goes to school, so I hardly ever see him. Sometimes I forget that I don't live alone.
MzKaydee
01-07-2009, 08:11 PM
Hands?
no i have something better
RuthlessNate
01-07-2009, 08:25 PM
no i have something better
Ooh, let's have all the details.
opfiend
01-07-2009, 08:44 PM
Well she actually lives upstairs but I see her so infrequently sometimes I forget she's even my roommate.
Oh ok. Sweet deal!
sr113
01-07-2009, 08:49 PM
I just dropped Drink off after spending the day with her... (you can check our Myspace blog for the details)
jonhomeowner
01-07-2009, 08:51 PM
I just dropped Drink off after spending the day with her... (you can check our Myspace blog for the details)
But I wanted you guys to write it on LiveJournal! Why did you guys have to go and listen to Soup on this one!?
sr113
01-07-2009, 08:53 PM
But I wanted you guys to write it on LiveJournal! Why did you guys have to go and listen to Soup on this one!?
Well, I guess I can share that I took her out for pizza at Escape From New York...
jonhomeowner
01-07-2009, 08:54 PM
Well, I guess I can share that I took her out for pizza at Escape From New York...
Well, okay. That's a start. What else did you guys do? I NEED ALL OF THE JUICY DETAILS... So I can gossip to my girlfriends tomorrow while we do each-other's hair!
sr113
01-07-2009, 09:00 PM
Well, okay. That's a start. What else did you guys do? I NEED ALL OF THE JUICY DETAILS... So I can gossip to my girlfriends tomorrow while we do each-other's hair!
..and then I showed her my mad bass playing skills while she slapped my belly.
jonhomeowner
01-07-2009, 09:00 PM
..and then I showed her my mad bass playing skills while she slapped my belly.
Did she give you a pink belly?
sr113
01-07-2009, 09:01 PM
Did she give you a pink belly?
Nah, it was already pink....and furry...
jonhomeowner
01-07-2009, 09:03 PM
Nah, it was already pink....and furry...
YOU'RE A FURRY!? WTF?
Keep your yiffing the fuck away from me, fur-fucker!
sr113
01-07-2009, 09:06 PM
YOU'RE A FURRY!? WTF?
Keep your yiffing the fuck away from me, fur-fucker!
I'm not technically a furry, since I'm naturally this way & don't have to put on a costume, but I do attract alot of furries...and plushies...
jonhomeowner
01-07-2009, 09:10 PM
I'm not technically a furry, since I'm naturally this way & don't have to put on a costume, but I do attract alot of furries...and plushies...
You poor thing.
INVISIBLE_LEADER
01-08-2009, 01:20 AM
That name has faaaar too many letters.
I'm pretty sure "Thaddeus Jude" has more.
INVISIBLE_LEADER
01-08-2009, 01:21 AM
I met the best girl ever. I was just at the point of giving up the idea of meeting someone altogther and bam, I met Nicole. I've never been so compatible with someone in my entire life. She is someone I could get serious about without any regrets. The best part is she feels the same way about me. I've been ruined so many times in the past, I wasn't expecting to meet someone like her! She even loves to drink beer and BBQ just as much as I do, which is required in my book. Guess there is someone out there for everyone...
High five to not being a downer!
MaryTerrault
01-08-2009, 01:49 AM
So I've been seeing a girl named Meaghan for a while and last night I asked her if it was okay to start calling her my girlfriend, and she said yes. So I'm pretty stoaked, so I pretty much started this thread to brag aboout her because she's smart and pretty and funny, and listens to rad hardcore and doesn't mind that I'm shorter than her.
congrats =]
So uh, yeah, like the title says, talk about your crushes, boyfirends, girlfriends, left hands, etc.
mmmmmm i less the three my hand.
nah i am in love with this boy. he is my best mate. truly amazing boy. i cant wait till i am in England with him. we dont get to talk on the phone that much but wen we do, its amazing.
even if i call him pissed as fuck i bet you $100,000 with in the first 2 min he will have me smiling and laughing. this boy is amazing. we are both ass holes and so rude at times. we call each other names but always say we love one enough after. he makes me smile so big. fills my tummy with butterflys. oh and when i see him on web cam... oh my. i melt. he is not the best looking to most people but to me.... he is perfect. he has an amazing body and i just wanna touch it [dont be a perv] this boy has my heart.
h i could go on for ever about him.
:D
oh one more thing. when we are both on cam and like... we just look at each other.. he will do something funny then i will smile and when he stops he will just look at me and smile cuz he made me so happy then he smiles even more nad then i do and omg he makes me feel like alil hopeless school girl
MaryTerrault
01-08-2009, 01:50 AM
oh i know you didnt REALLY care to know all that but it made me happy to think about all of it and get it out
oigrrrl805
01-08-2009, 06:21 AM
I really want to get over my crush >.<
But it doesn't just happen like that...
jonhomeowner
01-08-2009, 06:40 AM
I'm pretty sure "Thaddeus Jude" has more.
Well, it does. But who spells Megan "Meaghan"? I got mad at a girlfriend that spelled it "Meghan", but your lady adds an extra "a", too!?
Jersey Jake
01-08-2009, 08:03 AM
There are no end to the amount of morons who want to date a US solider....
looking for a chick that can
1. hold her liquor
2. at least slightly aggressive meeeeow
3. likes sex
4. loves to mosh, and like punk rock
5. down to earth, doesn't wear a fuckton of makeup
6. can hold a decent conversation.
7. just as much as a misanthrope as I am.
EDogg
01-08-2009, 09:13 AM
YOU'RE A FURRY!? WTF?
Keep your yiffing the fuck away from me, fur-fucker!
Best post of the thread
jonhomeowner
01-08-2009, 09:42 AM
There are no end to the amount of morons who want to date a US solider....
Yeah, it's really easy in certain social situations to buzz your hair, shave your face and show up to a party, pretend you're being shipped off to Iraq the next day and get offers of sex from 10 different women.
WhiteTrashBetty
01-08-2009, 10:02 AM
I don't like the idea of having a reputation either. bleh.
I think Miss Jett said it best
"I don't give a damn about my bad reputation"
jonhomeowner
01-08-2009, 10:03 AM
I think Miss Jett said it best
"I don't give a damn about my bad reputation"
This.
It's ironic that you quote that... Since she also has a reputation for having very small boobies. Which some might say is bad... But I'm not judging her.
jonhomeowner
01-08-2009, 10:05 AM
I'm gonna have to meet new people then :)
I don't like the idea of having a reputation either. bleh.
If you're careful, it's easy to not get a reputation. You just find people that won't brag about it or mention it. Like me.
WhiteTrashBetty
01-08-2009, 10:25 AM
This.
It's ironic that you quote that... Since she also has a reputation for having very small boobies. Which some might say is bad... But I'm not judging her.
You really need to stop being so sweet. It's giving me a toothache.
jonhomeowner
01-08-2009, 10:37 AM
You really need to stop being so sweet. It's giving me a toothache.
Sorry, whore.
Better?
Rockula
01-08-2009, 11:27 AM
its when you give up, that the "perfect" person usually shows up
The Truth.
sheena
01-08-2009, 11:29 AM
If you're careful, it's easy to not get a reputation. You just find people that won't brag about it or mention it. Like me.
That's why you don't sleep with douche bags who run their mouth!
EDogg
01-08-2009, 11:33 AM
its when you give up, that the "perfect" person usually shows up
Delusional :|
Rockula
01-08-2009, 11:34 AM
Delusional :|
I take it you're a little bit tired of the 'relationship' thing, Ethan.:)
jonhomeowner
01-08-2009, 11:37 AM
That's why you don't sleep with douche bags who run their mouth!
Exactly. In college there were times when I had 4 or 5 girls hanging out with each other, all of which had hooked up with me in one way or another, and none of them were wiser about any of it... And neither was anyone else!
Because I don't run my mouth or brag about it to anybody. Even my best friends don't know a lot of my "exploits". If they see me flirting with a girl a lot, they'll ask "Sooo, you and ____?" And I guess that's them wanting to know, but I don't usually tell them, even.
sheena
01-08-2009, 12:41 PM
Exactly. In college there were times when I had 4 or 5 girls hanging out with each other, all of which had hooked up with me in one way or another, and none of them were wiser about any of it... And neither was anyone else!
Because I don't run my mouth or brag about it to anybody. Even my best friends don't know a lot of my "exploits". If they see me flirting with a girl a lot, they'll ask "Sooo, you and ____?" And I guess that's them wanting to know, but I don't usually tell them, even.
smart boy! I as well like to keep my sex life private. I don't kiss and tell.
jonhomeowner
01-08-2009, 12:52 PM
smart boy!
I know, right? You'll get lucky so much more often if you keep it secret. It's bad enough to my current IRL friends know how many people I've been with. I can trust most of them to keep a secret, but some of them, not so much... They spout it off like a joke sometimes. Grr.
I as well like to keep my sex life private. I don't kiss and tell.
This entire discussion, of course, reminds me of the best Onion article and headline ever: "A Gentleman Never Discloses Who Sucked Him Off (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34098)".
I must say, the quality of discourse in this country has taken a sharp plunge of late, not only among the ruffians and ne'er-do-wells from whom one expects coarse speech, but among gentlemen of letters and esteem. I have, with my own ears, several times in the past week, heard the elder sons of prominent families introduce into mixed company subjects formerly reserved for private discussion among gentlemen. It pains me even to raise this point, but following a string of recent events, there is no question that the adage bears repeating: A gentleman ought never to disclose who sucked him off.
This needn't mean a gentleman must limit the discussion of his exploits to his journal. If a gentleman has met a young lady and taken her to his digs, it is his right and privilege to tell his friends and coworkers about the encounter. However, it is the mark of a true gentleman to omit his lady friend's name from the discussion of her pussy's tightness.
...more at link
EDogg
01-08-2009, 12:59 PM
I take it you're a little bit tired of the 'relationship' thing, Ethan.:)
Yup, I'm bitter and twisted.
sheena
01-08-2009, 12:59 PM
I know, right? You'll get lucky so much more often if you keep it secret. It's bad enough to my current IRL friends know how many people I've been with. I can trust most of them to keep a secret, but some of them, not so much... They spout it off like a joke sometimes. Grr.
This entire discussion, of course, reminds me of the best Onion article and headline ever: "A Gentleman Never Discloses Who Sucked Him Off (http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34098)".
I must say, the quality of discourse in this country has taken a sharp plunge of late, not only among the ruffians and ne'er-do-wells from whom one expects coarse speech, but among gentlemen of letters and esteem. I have, with my own ears, several times in the past week, heard the elder sons of prominent families introduce into mixed company subjects formerly reserved for private discussion among gentlemen. It pains me even to raise this point, but following a string of recent events, there is no question that the adage bears repeating: A gentleman ought never to disclose who sucked him off.
This needn't mean a gentleman must limit the discussion of his exploits to his journal. If a gentleman has met a young lady and taken her to his digs, it is his right and privilege to tell his friends and coworkers about the encounter. However, it is the mark of a true gentleman to omit his lady friend's name from the discussion of her pussy's tightness.
...more at link
that was the funniest shit ever! Thank for sharing...really I lol'edluagh><*
opfiend
01-08-2009, 01:03 PM
I think Miss Jett said it best
"I don't give a damn about my bad reputation"
Haha yeah. I'd rather be unknown though and mysterious!
If you're careful, it's easy to not get a reputation. You just find people that won't brag about it or mention it. Like me.
Awww you're so charming ;)
I don't tell anyone but best friends about my sexual exploits and even they know limited information. I very rarely mention names to them.
jonhomeowner
01-08-2009, 01:20 PM
Awww you're so charming ;)
I don't tell anyone but best friends about my sexual exploits and even they know limited information. I very rarely mention names to them.
I have yet to mention to anybody about all of the phone sex we've been having.
opfiend
01-08-2009, 01:29 PM
I have yet to mention to anybody about all of the phone sex we've been having.
Awww ;)
And I have yet to mention to anybody about all the nudes I've been recieving!
jonhomeowner
01-08-2009, 01:37 PM
Awww ;)
And I have yet to mention to anybody about all the nudes I've been recieving!
That's good, as they'd probably ask for copies, and the ones I send are especially for you... And not anybody else!
KidoftheBlackHole
01-08-2009, 01:42 PM
Oh ok. Sweet deal!
I see here and I'm like wtf is this bitch doing here! Oh yeah she lives here.
But yeah I haven't been involved with anyone since freshman year.
jonhomeowner
01-08-2009, 01:43 PM
I see here and I'm like wtf is this bitch doing here! Oh yeah she lives here.
But yeah I haven't been involved with anyone since freshman year.
OMG CLOSET GHEY!
KidoftheBlackHole
01-08-2009, 01:46 PM
OMG CLOSET GHEY!
You discovered my secret!
opfiend
01-08-2009, 02:18 PM
That's good, as they'd probably ask for copies, and the ones I send are especially for you... And not anybody else!
I know! I wouldn't want anyone else to enjoy them like I do!
I see here and I'm like wtf is this bitch doing here! Oh yeah she lives here.
But yeah I haven't been involved with anyone since freshman year.
Mmm hmm. Does she have a boyfriend she spends all her time with or something?
KidoftheBlackHole
01-08-2009, 02:22 PM
I know! I wouldn't want anyone else to enjoy them like I do!
Mmm hmm. Does she have a boyfriend she spends all her time with or something?
Pretty much. But when she's here she never leaves her room and when she does she dosn't acknowledge us. Her boyfriend is cool though.
opfiend
01-08-2009, 02:24 PM
Pretty much. But when she's here she never leaves her room and when she does she dosn't acknowledge us. Her boyfriend is cool though.
Well at least there's that...Maybe he'd be a better roomate! Actually, no. Then she'd be over ALL the time!
KidoftheBlackHole
01-08-2009, 02:29 PM
Well at least there's that...Maybe he'd be a better roomate! Actually, no. Then she'd be over ALL the time!
Unless we kill her. THen it would be a sausagefest.
Chicks never come here unless there's a party which only my girl roommate ever throws and she never tells us about it. We here it from people who are coming. Otherwise I am usually the only one here on the weekend.
opfiend
01-08-2009, 02:48 PM
Unless we kill her. THen it would be a sausagefest.
Chicks never come here unless there's a party which only my girl roommate ever throws and she never tells us about it. We here it from people who are coming. Otherwise I am usually the only one here on the weekend.
Sausage is ok too!
Haha are you pissed when you hear about parties she's throws or excited to be having a party? Do you have one person Wii parties? I would.
Oi_Boot_boy
01-08-2009, 06:22 PM
well my most recent ex had some friend of hers threaten me.... in a text message. fuck relationships. almost every relatoinship ive been in was with a psychobitch
think im gonna be doing this for awhile: jerk(^
KidoftheBlackHole
01-09-2009, 10:19 AM
Sausage is ok too!
Haha are you pissed when you hear about parties she's throws or excited to be having a party? Do you have one person Wii parties? I would.
I'm sure it's okay if your a girl but fortunately or unfortunetly I am not.
I don't have a problem it's more of the fact that she dosn't ask the rest of us if it's okay.
Sometimes. My roommate just got like four new 360 games and I have 4 new Wii games so I'll be occupied for awhile. I'll probably be playing Left For Dead because it basically prepares you for the zombie apocalypse.
jonhomeowner
01-09-2009, 10:26 AM
I'm sure it's okay if your a girl but fortunately or unfortunetly I am not.
I don't have a problem it's more of the fact that she dosn't ask the rest of us if it's okay.
Sometimes. My roommate just got like four new 360 games and I have 4 new Wii games so I'll be occupied for awhile. I'll probably be playing Left For Dead because it basically prepares you for the zombie apocalypse.
And now IS a good time to prepare for it.
I was reading one of the sites that ToxicVomit gets his material from, and it explained how after January 20th, 2009 (the Inauguration), Obama will let the zombie apocalypse happen in order to create mass hysteria and eventually martial law.
And the real question is, what will Kendra do? Which one of us will save her from this? Afterall, hooligan77 says she'll be watching her TV when martial law is declared.
I volunteer. Will you drive with me to Oregon and save the poor girl from the zombies?
KidoftheBlackHole
01-09-2009, 10:43 AM
And now IS a good time to prepare for it.
I was reading one of the sites that ToxicVomit gets his material from, and it explained how after January 20th, 2009 (the Inauguration), Obama will let the zombie apocalypse happen in order to create mass hysteria and eventually martial law.
And the real question is, what will Kendra do? Which one of us will save her from this? Afterall, hooligan77 says she'll be watching her TV when martial law is declared.
I volunteer. Will you drive with me to Oregon and save the poor girl from the zombies?
Of course. I'm going to steal a city bus and fit it with armor and guns and shit. Then I will drive it to Baltimore and pick ypu up or whatever. Then off to Oregon to save Kendra from zombies and hooligan.
opfiend
01-09-2009, 12:45 PM
And the real question is, what will Kendra do? Which one of us will save her from this? Afterall, hooligan77 says she'll be watching her TV when martial law is declared.
I volunteer. Will you drive with me to Oregon and save the poor girl from the zombies?
You're so considerate of me! Just let me know if there's anything I can do for you!
Of course. I'm going to steal a city bus and fit it with armor and guns and shit. Then I will drive it to Baltimore and pick ypu up or whatever. Then off to Oregon to save Kendra from zombies and hooligan.
Yes. I'm glad we got the chance to talk about this over the phone. The plan is really coming together.
jonhomeowner
01-09-2009, 01:14 PM
You're so considerate of me! Just let me know if there's anything I can do for you!
There's plenty that you can do.
Dandy Jon
01-09-2009, 02:16 PM
just a nice guy?
he's a sexy-ass Jewish sex-machine par*#
is that better? lol
KidoftheBlackHole
01-09-2009, 04:43 PM
Yes. I'm glad we got the chance to talk about this over the phone. The plan is really coming together.
That it is. We only have a few more days until Obama's inauguration and the beginning of the apocalypse.
opfiend
01-09-2009, 06:51 PM
That it is. We only have a few more days until Obama's inauguration and the beginning of the apocalypse.
I'll be expecting you soon then. My cat's gonna have to come along as well!
KidoftheBlackHole
01-09-2009, 06:53 PM
I'll be expecting you soon then. My cat's gonna have to come along as well!
As long as it's not a zombie cat.
RuthlessNate
01-09-2009, 06:54 PM
That it is. We only have a few more days until Obama's inauguration and the beginning of the apocalypse.
Correction, we've got a few years until the apocalypse. It's Dec. 21st, 2012. Duh.
KidoftheBlackHole
01-09-2009, 06:56 PM
Correction, we've got a few years until the apocalypse. It's Dec. 21st, 2012. Duh.
Ah yes well then I have more time.
opfiend
01-09-2009, 07:08 PM
As long as it's not a zombie cat.
I'm pretty sure she's not. She would kick some serious zombie ass!
KidoftheBlackHole
01-09-2009, 07:09 PM
I'm pretty sure she's not. She would kick some serious zombie ass!
Alright then sounds good.
opfiend
01-09-2009, 07:40 PM
Alright then sounds good.
All you have to say to her is "Torti, attack!!!" And she will...well she at least does that with bugs and birds. I don't see why this would be any different.
RuthlessNate
01-09-2009, 08:04 PM
All you have to say to her is "Torti, attack!!!" And she will...well she at least does that with bugs and birds. I don't see why this would be any different.
So long as she aims for the brains, it should be fine.
KidoftheBlackHole
01-09-2009, 08:05 PM
All you have to say to her is "Torti, attack!!!" And she will...well she at least does that with bugs and birds. I don't see why this would be any different.
She might need to be trained on how to properly take down zombies. She can't just claw at them.
opfiend
01-09-2009, 08:21 PM
So long as she aims for the brains, it should be fine.
She might need to be trained on how to properly take down zombies. She can't just claw at them.
She like's to attack heads so I think it'll be ok. Go for the brains!!!
KidoftheBlackHole
01-09-2009, 08:30 PM
She like's to attack heads so I think it'll be ok. Go for the brains!!!
As long as she knows that.
INVISIBLE_LEADER
01-10-2009, 12:20 AM
Well, it does. But who spells Megan "Meaghan"? I got mad at a girlfriend that spelled it "Meghan", but your lady adds an extra "a", too!?
Yeah. She was telling me today about when she went to choose her name. She just threw a bunch of boggle cubes down and took all the vowels and soft constants that came up.
jonhomeowner
01-10-2009, 09:06 AM
Yeah. She was telling me today about when she went to choose her name. She just threw a bunch of boggle cubes down and took all the vowels and soft constants that came up.
What a fucking cunt! How dare she!
oigrrrl805
04-01-2009, 02:21 PM
His name is Jordan :)
It's been one week now since I've been with this boy.
Last Wednesday, I went to his house with my friend Rachel for his birthday party, 3 other guys were also there, so not much of a "party" but I still had a good time. At one point he straight up told me he liked me.
He's two years younger than me and he's a bit into trading card games and stuff like that, but he's very cute and nice, and I like talking to him. It turns out I really like him and I'm glad I gave him a chance.
Daily Life Arrggh
04-01-2009, 02:34 PM
His name is Jordan :)
It's been one week now since I've been with this boy.
Last Wednesday, I went to his house with my friend Rachel for his birthday party, 3 other guys were also there, so not much of a "party" but I still had a good time. At one point he straight up told me he liked me.
He's two years younger than me and he's a bit into trading card games and stuff like that, but he's very cute and nice, and I like talking to him. It turns out I really like him and I'm glad I gave him a chance.
does he play magic or yugi oh?
oigrrrl805
04-01-2009, 02:34 PM
does he play magic or yugi oh?
Magic
Daily Life Arrggh
04-01-2009, 02:37 PM
Magic
shit, atleast it's not yugi oh or what ever other anime card game kids play now after their soda pops and hop scotch games
Captain_Obvious
04-01-2009, 02:37 PM
does he play magic or yugi oh?
Pokémon!!!
oigrrrl805
04-01-2009, 02:39 PM
shit, atleast it's not yugi oh or what ever other anime card game kids play now after their soda pops and hop scotch games
I never understood trading card games. I'm into anime and manga, yet I'm clueless about Yu-gi-oh and other anime cards.
Daily Life Arrggh
04-01-2009, 02:46 PM
Pokémon!!!
I use to be pretty into pokemon when i was in middle school.. and if i had a game boy i would probably still play it.
I never understood trading card games. I'm into anime and manga, yet I'm clueless about Yu-gi-oh and other anime cards.
I'm not into anything you listed in said statement so it's all goober nonsense to me.
WhiteTrashBetty
04-01-2009, 02:47 PM
I stand by my response on the first page.
Relationships are still stupid.
RattyAirSixQueen
04-01-2009, 02:48 PM
the guy I like likes vagina, boobs, butts. It's a pretty sweet deal, me being female and all.
Captain_Obvious
04-01-2009, 02:53 PM
I use to be pretty into pokemon when i was in middle school.. and if i had a game boy i would probably still play it.
I still do... lol... Damn DS!
oigrrrl805
04-01-2009, 02:55 PM
I used to watch Pokemon when I was in second grade. I still remember the boys in my class telling me things like "your a girl! pokemon is for boys! stick with your barbies instead!"
Daily Life Arrggh
04-01-2009, 02:57 PM
I still do... lol... Damn DS!
hahah, damn i gotta get one of those.. i don't even know what the newer pokemon series is called(last i played the game it was silver and gold i think)
Captain_Obvious
04-01-2009, 03:04 PM
hahah, damn i gotta get one of those.. i don't even know what the newer pokemon series is called(last i played the game it was silver and gold i think)
It's actually pretty cool...
Yet very hard... In order to get them all you have to trade and send pokemon through about seven different games instead of just two..
The four GameBoy Advanced games and the three DS games.. It gets pretty damn rediculous..
Daily Life Arrggh
04-01-2009, 03:07 PM
It's actually pretty cool...
Yet very hard... In order to get them all you have to trade and send pokemon through about seven different games instead of just two..
The four GameBoy Advanced games and the three DS games.. It gets pretty damn rediculous..
shit, thats a lot of catching and trading
Captain_Obvious
04-01-2009, 03:48 PM
shit, thats a lot of catching and trading
yeah... especially with there being 493 now instead of 151..
Daily Life Arrggh
04-01-2009, 04:42 PM
yeah... especially with there being 493 now instead of 151..
shit, theres 342 more i gotta catch!
screaming anarchy
04-01-2009, 04:47 PM
Ther was a girl I really liked called Natt, she was just WOW!!! but then my best mate ran off with er, even though he knew how much I liked her. I gave up with relationships a while ago...dont seem to work well with me...i cant bve arsed with random hook ups though, I dont get much plessure out of that shizzle
screaming anarchy
04-01-2009, 04:58 PM
Agreed. I'm tired of being fucked over by guys. I had a good fling going in May though but I think it needed to end. I'm off sex and relationships until I find one worth while. It's seeming impossible.
I know how that feels
KidoftheBlackHole
04-01-2009, 07:44 PM
I stand by my response on the first page.
Relationships are still stupid.
Your face is stupid.
INVISIBLE_LEADER
04-01-2009, 11:48 PM
Ther was a girl I really liked called Natt, she was just WOW!!! but then my best mate ran off with er, even though he knew how much I liked her. I gave up with relationships a while ago...dont seem to work well with me...i cant bve arsed with random hook ups though, I dont get much plessure out of that shizzle
I like random hook ups, but I don't like the amount of work that goes into them. Lucky for me, I'm really good at looking like I don't give a fuck (probably because I don't in fact give a fuck) and lots of girls like the thrill of the chase as much a guys do.
the senator
04-02-2009, 05:46 AM
one of the girls i was dating broke up with me last night. wich was a real relief now i'm down to the correct ammount. two is just too much damn work.
RuthlessNate
04-02-2009, 06:41 AM
Get this guys, I've got a date tomorrow night.
First one in about a year.
the senator
04-02-2009, 06:44 AM
Get this guys, I've got a date tomorrow night.
First one in about a year.
good luck man, don't forget the chloroform.
Ryan Shit
04-02-2009, 06:53 AM
Get this guys, I've got a date tomorrow night.
First one in about a year.
So your takin her in the big white van, right? That way when the ruffie kicks in you don't have to drag her far. Stick with me kid, I know all the moves!
RuthlessNate
04-02-2009, 07:02 AM
Cue "Date Rape" by Sublime, huh?
Vicious Vegetable
04-02-2009, 07:08 AM
one of the girls i was dating broke up with me last night. wich was a real relief now i'm down to the correct ammount. two is just too much damn work.
you date girls? omg.
KidoftheBlackHole
04-02-2009, 07:55 AM
Get this guys, I've got a date tomorrow night.
First one in about a year.
Did Hell freeze over?
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 08:34 AM
Your face is stupid.
it might be, but who had sex yesterday? Not you.
Ryan Shit
04-02-2009, 08:44 AM
I got to drunk last night...passed out while she was in the shower. Woke up early tho for some morning sex...its gunna be a GOOD day
Johnny Running Shoes
04-02-2009, 08:54 AM
it might be, but who had sex yesterday? Not you.
*Ouch.....
jonhomeowner
04-02-2009, 08:57 AM
it might be, but who had sex yesterday? Not you.
After how many years it's been for him, I don't think comments like that really have an effect.
RuthlessNate
04-02-2009, 09:36 AM
Did Hell freeze over?
Apparently.
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 09:55 AM
After how many years it's been for him, I don't think comments like that really have an effect.
I just want to rub it in everyone's face that I had sex yesterday. It's been a while.
jonhomeowner
04-02-2009, 09:59 AM
I just want to rub it in everyone's face that I had sex yesterday. It's been a while.
Oh, ok.
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 10:01 AM
Oh, ok.
And hi to you too. You never give me love anymore.
jonhomeowner
04-02-2009, 10:02 AM
And hi to you too. You never give me love anymore.
Did you want my love?
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 10:04 AM
Did you want my love?
I want some type of Jude attention! You haven't given me any in daaaaaays
jonhomeowner
04-02-2009, 10:05 AM
I want some type of Jude attention! You haven't given me any in daaaaaays
Your eyebrows: I do not like them.
Your breasts: They are a good size now.
There, you got both types.
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 10:07 AM
Your eyebrows: I do not like them.
Your breasts: They are a good size now.
There, you got both types.
awwww =] I feel better now.
sr113
04-02-2009, 10:09 AM
Apparently.
Did you use the "I have candy" approach, or "I have a puppy?"
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 10:10 AM
Did you use the "I have candy" approach, or "I have a puppy?"
He could have just sedated her.
sr113
04-02-2009, 10:11 AM
He could have just sedated her.
Or the old "pillowcase over the head and pull her into the van" technique. That one always works.
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 01:50 PM
Or the old "pillowcase over the head and pull her into the van" technique. That one always works.
bahahaha. Then Nate gets all Buffalo Bill status.
opfiend
04-02-2009, 01:54 PM
bahahaha. Then Nate gets all Buffalo Bill status.
God I hope he doesn't go that far.
messedinthehed
04-02-2009, 01:55 PM
bahahaha. Then Nate gets all Buffalo Bill status. It Puts The Lotion ON. while he tucks his sack back and dances in the mirror
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 01:56 PM
God I hope he doesn't go that far.
I kinda wouldn't mind seeing Nate do that bit... is that weird? I mean it would be just for shits and giggles.
Johnny Running Shoes
04-02-2009, 01:58 PM
I kinda wouldn't mind seeing Nate do that bit... is that weird? I mean it would be just for shits and giggles.
Ummm Yeah....It's weird.
opfiend
04-02-2009, 01:58 PM
I kinda wouldn't mind seeing Nate do that bit... is that weird? I mean it would be just for shits and giggles.
I think I'd be thoroughly creeped out and probably delete him from my friend's list. Just sayin'
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 02:01 PM
Ummm Yeah....It's weird.
I think I'd be thoroughly creeped out and probably delete him from my friend's list. Just sayin'
clicky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q73kH1SGqwk)
Ryan Shit
04-02-2009, 02:01 PM
I kinda wouldn't mind seeing Nate do that bit... is that weird? I mean it would be just for shits and giggles.
I don't think its really "weird" of YOU to want him see it...it would be "werid" of you to want him to do it to you.
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 02:02 PM
I don't think its really "weird" of YOU to want him see it...it would be "werid" of you to want him to do it to you.
Buffalo Bill dance is the new lap dance.
Ryan Shit
04-02-2009, 02:03 PM
Buffalo Bill dance is the new lap dance.
It puts the lotion on its skin!
RuthlessNate
04-02-2009, 02:06 PM
It disturbs me that I have been compared with that character.
KidoftheBlackHole
04-02-2009, 02:06 PM
it might be, but who had sex yesterday? Not you.
That's because I'm not a whore. Or it might be because I don't socialize or go on dates ever. I can't remember.
Ryan Shit
04-02-2009, 02:07 PM
It disturbs me that I have been compared with that character.
In all fairness you haven't been compared yet, it was all just hypothetical/wishfull thinking on Legs' part....don't let her down!
Johnny Running Shoes
04-02-2009, 02:08 PM
clicky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q73kH1SGqwk)
That was....umm.....avoidable.....LOL.
KidoftheBlackHole
04-02-2009, 02:10 PM
*Ouch.....
I didn't feel anything.
After how many years it's been for him, I don't think comments like that really have an effect.
Pretty Much.
Apparently.
I have been noticing a slight chill in the air.
I just want to rub it in everyone's face that I had sex yesterday. It's been a while.
What you want some sort of trophy? Here have this gv*(
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 02:12 PM
I didn't feel anything.
Pretty Much.
I have been noticing a slight chill in the air.
What you want some sort of trophy? Here have this gv*(
psh someone is a bit bitchy today.
BlogLeastResistance
04-02-2009, 02:12 PM
My girlfriend is chill as fuck, plus she's hot. I love her.
http://blogofleastresistance.blogspot.com/
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 02:12 PM
It disturbs me that I have been compared with that character.
It made you giggle! Don't lie
Daily Life Arrggh
04-02-2009, 02:13 PM
psh someone is a bit bitchy today.
it's the lack of sex.
KidoftheBlackHole
04-02-2009, 02:13 PM
psh someone is a bit bitchy today.
Some girl queefed in my face today.
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 02:15 PM
Some girl queefed in my face today.
Fun?
sr113
04-02-2009, 02:15 PM
clicky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q73kH1SGqwk)
I total expected your clicky to be this clicky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgS6qLsVM4)
RuthlessNate
04-02-2009, 02:15 PM
It made you giggle! Don't lie
Not really. It was more of an eyebrows-raised-in-surprise reaction, then a face palm.
KidoftheBlackHole
04-02-2009, 02:16 PM
Fun?
What is that some kind of joke? No it was the single worst experience of my life.
Did no one watch South Park yesterday?
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 02:16 PM
I total expected your clicky to be this clicky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgS6qLsVM4)
hahaha brilliant!
Not really. It was more of an eyebrows-raised-in-surprise reaction, then a face palm.
So you gonna do the Buffalo Bill dance for us or what?
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 02:17 PM
What is that some kind of joke? No it was the single worst experience of my life.
Did no one watch South Park yesterday?
I don't watch South Park much. I don't really watch TV much.
KidoftheBlackHole
04-02-2009, 02:19 PM
I don't watch South Park much. I don't really watch TV much.
Well then you wouldn't know what I was referencing.
But no I'm not bitchy. I'm being my normal cynical, sarcastic, evil self.
sr113
04-02-2009, 02:20 PM
I don't watch South Park much. I don't really watch TV much.
You can watch it for free on your computer, and that way you won't ruin your "I don't really watch TV much" rep by watching tv.
RuthlessNate
04-02-2009, 02:22 PM
So you gonna do the Buffalo Bill dance for us or what?
That would be a rather large No.
Ryan Shit
04-02-2009, 02:23 PM
That would be a rather large No.
Besides if you did...you would have to tuck the sac and say hello to the man-gina!
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 02:24 PM
You can watch it for free on your computer, and that way you won't ruin your "I don't really watch TV much" rep by watching tv.
I know I can watch it for free. I choose not to. I'm too busy with watching Freddy's Nightmares right now anyways.
That would be a rather large No.
You are so unfun.
resERECTdead
04-02-2009, 02:27 PM
i have a special hyperbolic chamber made for my girlfriend/hand to keep her/it soft and supple for whenever she/it would like to touch me/my 'area'.ive started dating my left so technically 'ive got a new rose'.id like someday to meet a 'real' girl,but that would require dating and talking and getting to 'know' somebody...ugh...maybe i should put out a 'looking for a new hand' ad in the personals...
sr113
04-02-2009, 02:42 PM
I don't know....if Nate grew his hair out, maybe...
http://www.horrorphile.net/images/the-silence-of-the-lambs-ted-levine12.jpg
RuthlessNate
04-02-2009, 02:46 PM
Ugh.
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 02:50 PM
I don't know....if Nate grew his hair out, maybe...
http://www.horrorphile.net/images/the-silence-of-the-lambs-ted-levine12.jpg
I can totally see it happening.
Daily Life Arrggh
04-02-2009, 02:56 PM
I'm too busy with watching Freddy's Nightmares right now anyways.
hahahah, i love how little that show has to do with freddy krueger(other then him introducing the stories)
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 03:08 PM
hahahah, i love how little that show has to do with freddy krueger(other then him introducing the stories)
Some of them have him in the story lines. Those are the ones I like the best. Like the one that was on the Chiller channel last weekend blew. It had him in between the story. I was like fuck this.
opfiend
04-02-2009, 03:09 PM
Ugh.
You'd have to shave your beard too...
RuthlessNate
04-02-2009, 03:10 PM
You'd have to shave your beard too...
No way in hell. My beard is a part of me.
Daily Life Arrggh
04-02-2009, 03:11 PM
Some of them have him in the story lines. Those are the ones I like the best. Like the one that was on the Chiller channel last weekend blew. It had him in between the story. I was like fuck this.
I've only seen the ones that don't seem to involve him in any way shape or form.. the last one i saw was about a psychiatrist that hypno-rapes this girl and then gets another patient to hypno-murder some one, then they change his face because the cops are after him..
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 03:13 PM
I've only seen the ones that don't seem to involve him in any way shape or form.. the last one i saw was about a psychiatrist that hypno-rapes this girl and then gets another patient to hypno-murder some one, then they change his face because the cops are after him..
They have episodes on You Tube. I watched a episode from season one that had him in it a good amount. I think it was episode 7. It's called Sisters Keeper.
opfiend
04-02-2009, 03:14 PM
No way in hell. My beard is a part of me.
It kinds adds to the red head stereotype....but ok.
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 03:18 PM
I've only seen the ones that don't seem to involve him in any way shape or form.. the last one i saw was about a psychiatrist that hypno-rapes this girl and then gets another patient to hypno-murder some one, then they change his face because the cops are after him..
Also here. This person has alot of episodes uploaded.
http://www.youtube.com/user/springwoodtv
Daily Life Arrggh
04-02-2009, 03:19 PM
They have episodes on You Tube. I watched a episode from season one that had him in it a good amount. I think it was episode 7. It's called Sisters Keeper.
i have dial up so either i have to dedicate about 6 hours to let it load up so i can watch it or i'll just try and remember what episode it is and go to some one else's house.. i wanna check out atleast one episode with him in it though.
Daily Life Arrggh
04-02-2009, 03:20 PM
Also here. This person has alot of episodes uploaded.
http://www.youtube.com/user/springwoodtv
thanks, i'm gonna go to my friends house and watch these later haha
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 03:22 PM
thanks, i'm gonna go to my friends house and watch these later haha
haha the ones that actually involve Freddy are pretty good. I suggest watching the first episode. It revolves around the night Freddy got burned.
RuthlessNate
04-02-2009, 03:26 PM
It kinds adds to the red head stereotype....but ok.
Maybe, but I like it far too much.
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 03:26 PM
Maybe, but I like it far too much.
grow out one of them long curly mustaches.
Daily Life Arrggh
04-02-2009, 03:26 PM
haha the ones that actually involve Freddy are pretty good. I suggest watching the first episode. It revolves around the night Freddy got burned.
alright, i'll make a mental note about that.
RuthlessNate
04-02-2009, 03:52 PM
grow out one of them long curly mustaches.
Meh, I'm a little too fond of being well-groomed for that. I get crazy mountain-man beard if it gets too long.
sr113
04-02-2009, 08:57 PM
Meh, I'm a little too fond of being well-groomed for that. I get crazy mountain-man beard if it gets too long.
http://dclips.fundraw.com/zobo500dir/excl_iryna_bodnaruk_36.jpg
RuthlessNate
04-02-2009, 09:02 PM
http://dclips.fundraw.com/zobo500dir/excl_iryna_bodnaruk_36.jpg
More like this (it was just after a gig in the middle of the summer, hence the sweat):
http://photos-b.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v74/118/106/44011871/n44011871_31323625_2630.jpg
sr113
04-02-2009, 09:06 PM
More like this (it was just after a gig in the middle of the summer, hence the sweat):
http://photos-b.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v74/118/106/44011871/n44011871_31323625_2630.jpg
I'm not seeing a difference....
WhiteTrashBetty
04-02-2009, 09:11 PM
I'm not seeing a difference....
bahahahahahahahahaha
laugh**(
RuthlessNate
04-03-2009, 08:57 PM
Well, my date went very well tonight. There will be a second for sure. We're taking it kind of slow at the moment, just getting to know each other. But I definitely like her.
sr113
04-04-2009, 08:38 AM
Well, my date went very well tonight. There will be a second for sure. We're taking it kind of slow at the moment, just getting to know each other. But I definitely like her.
Last night's date went well for me too, but we're doing things the opposite way you are....taking it fast and we'll work on getting to know each other later.
faileddrummer
04-05-2009, 11:22 AM
I'd talk about her, but this song says it perfectly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFPuOXvbp2g
sr113
04-05-2009, 04:17 PM
I'd talk about her, but this song says it perfectly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFPuOXvbp2g
Someone should let that singer guy know that having your hat a little crooked like that is code for "I'm a colossal douchebag."
faileddrummer
04-05-2009, 06:03 PM
Someone should let that singer guy know that having your hat a little crooked like that is code for "I'm a colossal douchebag."
Why aren't you that guy?
sr113
04-05-2009, 06:16 PM
Why aren't you that guy?
Who? Crooked hat guy?
faileddrummer
04-05-2009, 06:25 PM
Who? Crooked hat guy?
No, the guy telling him he's a douchebag because he wears his hat in a way you don't deem "conventional?"
sr113
04-05-2009, 06:47 PM
No, the guy telling him he's a douchebag because he wears his hat in a way you don't deem "conventional?"
Yep, you got me. I totally think that wearing your cap the same way every frat boy and wanna be gangster does is unconventional. He's bucking the trend. Blazing new ground. Wearing his cap crooked like that says "Look at me! I'm sticking it to the man! I'll show those fascist pigs my resistance to their control by copying something I saw in the window of that Abercrombie & Fitch store in the mall! I mean Hot Topic...Yeah, I totally meant Hot Topic. You don't want to get mixed up with me Dottie. I'm a loner. A rebel." I'm going to start wearing my hat that way so I can be unconventional too! And I'll complete my "Stick it to the man!" ensemble with this shirt (http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/product.jsp?SELECTION%3C%3Egender=N&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442197206&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302028445&AID=10373503&PID=2187177&SID=62lXtuMQOi8o2JdXGHQLRw3y2y41boni)
faileddrummer
04-05-2009, 06:50 PM
Yep, you got me. I totally think that wearing your cap the same way every frat boy and wanna be gangster does is unconventional. He's bucking the trend. Blazing new ground. Wearing his cap crooked like that says "Look at me! I'm sticking it to the man! I'll show those fascist pigs my resistance to their control by copying something I saw in the window of that Abercrombie & Fitch store in the mall! I mean Hot Topic...Yeah, I totally meant Hot Topic. You don't want to get mixed up with me Dottie. I'm a loner. A rebel." I'm going to start wearing my hat that way so I can be unconventional too! And I'll complete my "Stick it to the man!" ensemble with this shirt (http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/product.jsp?SELECTION%3C%3Egender=N&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524442197206&FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374302028445&AID=10373503&PID=2187177&SID=62lXtuMQOi8o2JdXGHQLRw3y2y41boni)
That, actually, is a really cool shirt. While you're bitching about how he wears his hat, however, I'll find something worthwhile to do.
sr113
04-05-2009, 06:53 PM
That, actually, is a really cool shirt. While you're bitching about how he wears his hat, however, I'll find something worthwhile to do.
You do that. You could always work on your rudiments & remove the "failed" from your screen name.
the senator
04-05-2009, 06:54 PM
i thought the song was kinda funny
faileddrummer
04-05-2009, 06:56 PM
You do that. You could always work on your rudiments & remove the "failed" from your screen name.
I've been working on them for two years and it hasn't worked yet. Maybe though. I'll take your advice!
faileddrummer
04-05-2009, 06:56 PM
i thought the song was kinda funny
Eh, if I got someone to chuckle, it was worth it.
jonhomeowner
04-05-2009, 07:30 PM
Last night's date went well for me too, but we're doing things the opposite way you are....taking it fast and we'll work on getting to know each other later.
This is the correct way to do it.
The fact that Nate does it the opposite way shows us why he fails.
the senator
04-05-2009, 07:39 PM
This is the correct way to do it.
The fact that Nate does it the opposite way shows us why he fails.
yes, i find it's best to sleep with them before they figure out you're an asshole.
jonhomeowner
04-05-2009, 07:45 PM
yes, i find it's best to sleep with them before they figure out you're an asshole.
You're a man of honor.
opfiend
04-05-2009, 08:23 PM
I met a cute boy today that thought I was cute...;)
Well man really....
RuthlessNate
04-05-2009, 09:32 PM
yes, i find it's best to sleep with them before they figure out you're an asshole.
Yeah, but I'm not an asshole.:rolleyes:
Skaboss
04-05-2009, 10:25 PM
relationships are stupid.
agreed
RockerChick15301
04-06-2009, 05:52 AM
Well, I've been dating my man for exactally 8 months now and could not be happier. His name's Brandon, he plays guitar in a Metal band. He's the best thing that's ever happened to me. He's got two tattoos, (soon to have another one in 2 days) has a labret and 3 in each ear (used to have 17 piercings), the sweetest guy in the world! :) He really doesn't show any emotion of any kind but I like that cuz it shows he's not a sissy. lol (no offense to any of u guys who do.) And he's such an amazing artist, always there for me when I need him, very intelligent (even though he doesn't show it very often at all haha) And he's super funny, has an AMAZING body! lmao He's always willing to do stuff for me when I need him to, and no matter what I want to talk about, he listens to every word I say. And I love him with all of my heart and would never trade him for the world or any kind of money at all. He's worth everything to me and I hope to be with him forever. <3 :):)
jonhomeowner
04-06-2009, 09:05 AM
very intelligent (even though he doesn't show it very often at all haha)
You guys are perfect for each-other!
He's worth everything to me and I hope to be with him forever. <3 :):)
TEEN LOVE. LOL.
Ryan Shit
04-06-2009, 09:44 AM
You guys are perfect for each-other!
TEEN LOVE. LOL.
You beat me to it!
jonhomeowner
04-06-2009, 09:55 AM
You beat me to it!
Sorry!
Brewer
04-06-2009, 10:06 AM
Sorry!
Teen love is the best. The number of teen relationships that last is so incredibly small I wish we could like just hit each of them before they say stupid shit like that, as it very likely a short time down the road you'll be breaking up.
Ryan Shit
04-06-2009, 10:16 AM
Teenage guys get bored quick. And the second some other girl, who is equally as attractive or more so in his eyes, pays the slightest bit of attention to him. He is gunna slip his dick in it. And if he likes it...he will probably ditch you.
Jesus I hate teenagers and their false sense of love.jerk(^
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