Knuckle Dusters

[EDogg]

Are they worth the investment? They're £25, which is around $50 last time I checked the exchange

[Oi_Boot_boy]

well that would all depend on what the hell a knuckle duster is...

[EDogg]

well that would all depend on what the hell a knuckle duster is...

http://www.instructables.com/files/deriv/F9H/V69M/FFJXMMDK/F9HV69MFFJXMMDK.MEDIUM.jpg

Perhaps in the states known as brass knuckles?

[Oi_Boot_boy]

oh....
yeah here we call them brass knuckles. well are you constantly in need to defend yourself? or do you just want them because you think your a bad ass?

[EDogg]

oh....
yeah here we call them brass knuckles. well are you constantly in need to defend yourself? or do you just want them because you think your a bad ass?

Defence, owning knuckles to look badass is going to get you a criminal record over here

[Joe Kersten]

Or you could just stop acting like a pussy and beat people with your bare hands.

[EDogg]

Or you could just stop acting like a pussy and beat people with your bare hands.

That gets boring after 11 months

[Joe Kersten]

That gets boring after 11 months

Not if you can be creative about it.

[EDogg]

Not if you can be creative about it.

True, I can get pretty creative if I fall over pissed while fighting, but it's getting a tad tedious now getting into fights against gangs and general bullies (i.e. drunk squaddies, cokeheads, streetfighters)

[Joe Kersten]

True, I can get pretty creative if I fall over pissed while fighting, but it's getting a tad tedious now getting into fights against gangs and general bullies (i.e. drunk squaddies, cokeheads, streetfighters)

Sounds charming. :rolleyes:

[Oi_Boot_boy]

well i always carry chains with me. never had to use them though

[jonhomeowner]

I carry my street smart wits and my mouth, which can talk me out of any situation.

[Joe Kersten]

I carry my street smart wits and my mouth, which can talk me out of any situation.

If I ever fight you I'm breaking your jaw first.

[jonhomeowner]

If I ever fight you I'm breaking your jaw first.
Well, I also carry a second-degree black belt in ninjitsu which I haven't had to use since before I was a black belt.

[EDogg]

I carry my street smart wits and my mouth, which can talk me out of any situation.

My mouth make's it worse :(

Best line: 'You, my friend, have penis envy'

[jonhomeowner]

My mouth make's it worse :(

Best line: 'You, my friend, have penis envy'
I usually make it worse before I make it better.

[Joe Kersten]

My mouth make's it worse :(

Best line: 'You, my friend, have penis envy'

It all makes sense now.

[EDogg]

It all makes sense now.

To be fair I had tried to get him to fuck off after hitting me with his mate around 4 times.

Bitches don't know about my beating threshold

[MaryTerrault]

i think that is a little much, in less there a great pair.
http://www.brassknucklescompany.com/CRE/brass-knuckles-p-233.html?osCsid=39d46a2fb2b26090c795708b56e5498e

here cheap there.

[opfiend]

I assume you need them to fight off the women folk :confused:

[sr113]

Are they worth the investment? They're £25, which is around $50 last time I checked the exchange

Don't take the chance of getting pinched with them. Instead, if you need to smack someone around Nanutch-style, use one of these:
http://images.lovehoney.co.uk/prodimages/700/12427.jpg

That way, you know they'll never go to the cops & say what happened to them.

[Johnny Running Shoes]

Don't take the chance of getting pinched with them. Instead, if you need to smack someone around Nanutch-style, use one of these:
http://images.lovehoney.co.uk/prodimages/700/12427.jpg

That way, you know they'll never go to the cops & say what happened to them.

Did Soup take over your body again? Do we need an exercism?:eek:

[sr113]

Did Soup take over your body again? Do we need an exercism?:eek:

That is not a vibrator. That is a double dong. And if Soup ever takes over my body, I'm guessing I would need a vibrator extraction:eek:

[EDogg]

Don't take the chance of getting pinched with them. Instead, if you need to smack someone around Nanutch-style, use one of these:
http://images.lovehoney.co.uk/prodimages/700/12427.jpg

That way, you know they'll never go to the cops & say what happened to them.

This is possibly one of the greatest ideas ever

[EDogg]

I assume you need them to fight off the women folk :confused:

Yes, the bat is getting worn down

i think that is a little much, in less there a great pair.
http://www.brassknucklescompany.com/CRE/brass-knuckles-p-233.html?osCsid=39d46a2fb2b26090c795708b56e5498e

here cheap there.

Looks smart but fat chance of getting them into the UK

[sarisucks]

http://images.lovehoney.co.uk/prodimages/700/12427.jpg

And it's lesbian-approved.

[jonhomeowner]

And it's lesbian-approved.
How do you know?

[sarisucks]

How do you know?

I just do.

[EDogg]

How do you know?

She approves ;)

[sarisucks]

She approves ;)

And my lady friends do as well :D

[sr113]

And my lady friends do as well :D

Pics or you're lying....

[jonhomeowner]

She approves ;)
Last I heard, she's not a lesbian. She likes men, too.

[sarisucks]

Pics or you're lying....

Since posting compromising pictures would mean I wanted male approval, you can count this one as me lying.

[sarisucks]

Last I heard, she's not a lesbian. She likes men, too.

You are correct, sir. I have a boyfriend at the moment. :D

[SpikeSpades]

Don't take the chance of getting pinched with them. Instead, if you need to smack someone around Nanutch-style, use one of these:
http://images.lovehoney.co.uk/prodimages/700/12427.jpg

That way, you know they'll never go to the cops & say what happened to them.

The moment you whip that thing out, they'll either be running or begging!

[jonhomeowner]

You are correct, sir.
Well, it's hard to forget when someone admits to being in a threesome with two guys. Not too shocking to me, really, but a lot of people wouldn't openly admit to it the way you did. More of a shock that someone openly admitted it, I guess.

I have a boyfriend at the moment. :D
See? Totally not a lesbian. But it's good to know that your female friends approve of the double-ended dong.

[sarisucks]

Well, it's hard to forget when someone admits to being in a threesome with two guys. Not too shocking to me, really, but a lot of people wouldn't openly admit to it the way you did. More of a shock that someone openly admitted it, I guess.

I have no shame, really. And I prefer strap-ons, for future reference.

[jonhomeowner]

I have no shame, really.
And that's good. If more people simply admitted to the things they do, they'd quickly become more accepted in society. But because some people have too much shame... We're not getting anywhere on that front.

And I prefer strap-ons, for future reference.
I only like strap-ons. In my ass. No real penises for me.