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cancer
05-12-2008, 11:06 AM
Got this from another forum. The poster says they got it from money.co.uk

"A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.

Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.

The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.

The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.

Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.

When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.

Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.

Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician."

Nips
05-12-2008, 11:53 AM
They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.[/I]

fucking hilarious

Johnny Running Shoes
05-12-2008, 12:29 PM
See what happens when you are "too busy" for your kids.....Great article...thanx for posting!:cool:

BEERnBRATWURST
05-12-2008, 05:06 PM
They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.



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Obviously still a kid....choosing Halo over a blow job.

Cheers to the state of Texas for holding their hookers to a code of ethics by not letting them discriminate.....

Cordie
05-12-2008, 10:59 PM
haha awsome those kids rule

XIII13
06-01-2008, 02:59 PM
what a goob. i woulda played guitar hero!!!!!!!

EDogg
06-01-2008, 09:03 PM
was it the first halo?

jonhomeowner
06-02-2008, 06:50 AM
was it the first halo?
You should read the post that I made, where this was exposed as a hoax.

scumbucket77
06-04-2008, 11:46 AM
Obviously still a kid....choosing Halo over a blow job.

Cheers to the state of Texas for holding their hookers to a code of ethics by not letting them discriminate.....

Or the obvious choice...... playing Halo WHILE getting a blow job.

XIII13
06-07-2008, 07:11 PM
You should read the post that I made, where this was exposed as a hoax.

yeah but thats the thing about jokes they work on hoaxes too. doesnt matter to me if its real or not still a great base for a good punch line. besides i live ubtexas and i will tell you this is absolutly plausible here texas is tis own universe. you woulod be amazed at some of the stupid shit that goes on here