Mom spanked the gay out of me

[thebigother]

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Mom_Spanked_The_Gay_Out_of_Me

This video should also serve as proof that kids who get spanked a lot grow up warped.

[bunniegraves]

http://www.thehumorarchives.com/joke/Mom_Spanked_The_Gay_Out_of_Me

This video should also serve as proof that kids who get spanked a lot grow up warped.

spank your kids, theyll turn out better.

[xdipsomaniacx]

I am officially disturbed.

[KILLEDBYDEATH]

My Mom Spanked The Gay Into Me

[Alex666]

I lol'd

[thebigother]

I am officially disturbed.
You mean that's not how you discipline your son? Or maybe it's a daughter you have. In any case, don't be surprised when they grow up to be a raging homosexual terrorist.

[codebluecary]

Maybe he just needs a good S&M session!

[Spiralz]

he's really out of shape.

[Johnny Running Shoes]

I've seen that once before.....Very funny indeed. I really love the motherly inflection in his voice when he's re-inacting the spanking. Maybe I'll write a new parody song titled "Sand In The Buttcrack Blues":eek:

[xdipsomaniacx]

You mean that's not how you discipline your son? Or maybe it's a daughter you have. In any case, don't be surprised when they grow up to be a raging homosexual terrorist.

It's a son. He already told me that in order to live a fulfilling life, he has to get a good job, get married, get a car and have something better than "all of this". Referring to my life. lol. The question is how all of my drinking and awful music will affect him!

[thebigother]

Once he reaches that rebellious stage he'll start listening to Christian Contemporary and claim straight edge.

[xdipsomaniacx]

Once he reaches that rebellious stage he'll start listening to Christian Contemporary and claim straight edge.

oh, I see, I argue with you on one thread so you have to come onto another and stab me in the heart!

[thebigother]

No no, think of this as friendly yet stark warning. It's ineveitable that all teenagers, bound by the laws of hating everything for no reason, will always do the opposite of their parents.

[xdipsomaniacx]

No no, think of this as friendly yet stark warning. It's ineveitable that all teenagers, bound by the laws of hating everything for no reason, will always do the opposite of their parents.

Yeah, my parents are hippies :(The first time that I cut my hair to my shoulders my mom made some comment about me looking like a preppie or a yuppie and refused to talk to me. I was 16. I cried.

[thebigother]

When I cut my hair into a mohawk, I had to listen to my mom cry. Awwwwkwaaaard.

[Nips]

you guys have shit parents. my mum helped me cut my hawk haha.

[xdipsomaniacx]

you guys have shit parents. my mum helped me cut my hawk haha.

well gee thanks.

[Danny Montez]

you guys have shit parents. my mum helped me cut my hawk haha.

my mum cut mine when i had a hawk

[jonhomeowner]

you guys have shit parents. my mum helped me cut my hawk haha.
So did mine! She told me that she would rather see it look even and straight if I was going to do it.

[riot]

yeah, my old lady just said 'now you have to dye it.'