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LONG TIME COMING
11-27-2010, 01:33 PM
Tell it a yoke.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

punk2_*

Post your dumb jokes here! The dumber the better.




hahaha
Chernobyl Bunny
11-27-2010, 01:48 PM
PUNK ROCK IS DEAD!


It was smothered by punk paper
WarsNoFairytale90
11-27-2010, 01:52 PM
PUNK ROCK IS DEAD!


It was smothered by punk paper

PUNK PAPER IS DEAD!

It got cut by punk scissors! :p
Chernobyl Bunny
11-27-2010, 02:06 PM
PUNK PAPER IS DEAD!

It got cut by punk scissors! :p

:D
Adam Rebelius
11-27-2010, 02:13 PM
Just in case anybody forgot................

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

It's an obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it.

Not dumb enough for ya? Try this one...............

How many punx does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to kcik the ladder out from under the first one, a third to talk about the old days, when changing a lightbulb really meant something, maaan.........

And a fourth to write a blog or start a thread at punk rockers dot com, about how the first three aren't real punx, but are just posers.
scum and villainy
11-27-2010, 02:19 PM
Tell it a yoke.



HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

punk2_*

Post your dumb jokes here! The dumber the better.




hahaha

Or you can crack it up. :)
WarsNoFairytale90
11-27-2010, 06:07 PM
:D

Which reminds me, I haven't played that game in years.
halberstram
11-27-2010, 06:12 PM
Did you hear about the guy with one eye?

He had 20 vision.

Why do women have a menstrual cycle?

Because they deserve it.

What do you get when you breed a Wampa and a Ton-Ton?

A Wan-Ton.
TxPunk
11-27-2010, 06:31 PM
How many punx does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to kcik the ladder out from under the first one, a third to talk about the old days, when changing a lightbulb really meant something, maaan.........

And a fourth to write a blog or start a thread at punk rockers dot com, about how the first three aren't real punx, but are just posers.

I love that one!
dead_head
11-27-2010, 07:44 PM
how many punkers does it take to change a lightbulb


Five. One to change the bulb while the other four sit there calling him a conformist.
suburbanXpunk
11-27-2010, 07:47 PM
how many punkers does it take to change a lightbulb


Five. One to change the bulb while the other four sit there calling him a conformist.

I heard it like:

How many punks does it take to change a lightbulb?

1! 2! 3! 4!
suburbanXpunk
11-27-2010, 07:49 PM
There's also:

How many rude boys does it take to change a lightbulb?

5.

One to drop it, and 4 to go "pickitup pickitup pickitup"
tisJoefoo
11-27-2010, 07:49 PM
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.
Adam Rebelius
11-27-2010, 07:50 PM
I threw my back out the other day shucking oysters. I definitely pulled a mussel!
fucktheman
11-28-2010, 01:11 PM
Why are there no ice cubes in poland?

The inventor died and took the recipie with him!
FilmGal
11-28-2010, 01:15 PM
What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll hang around here!
suburbanXpunk
11-28-2010, 01:23 PM
How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1)None, they screw in a filthy sleeping bag

2)None, hippies can't change anything
peterbright
11-28-2010, 05:03 PM
Amazingly awful...you must be punk.
thirstycraig
11-28-2010, 06:33 PM
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed??
a cherry float .
briggs
11-29-2010, 05:08 AM
What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?
She went to sea a movie.

What did the writing utensil take for his high sugar level?
Pencil-in.

A guy walked into a bar with his giraffe. He ordered a drink, and the giraffe lay down beside him. The bartender barked angrily, "Excuse me, but you can't leave that lyin' there!"

"Err," the man said, "It's not a lion. It's a giraffe."
jobiwon
11-29-2010, 12:14 PM
What do you call a fake noodle?
an im-pasta!
FilmGal
11-29-2010, 01:22 PM
How do you make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it.



What do you call a dog with no legs?

Anything you want 'cause he's not going to come running when you call!



How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?

Because if it was invented elsewhere, it'd be called a teethbrush!



Why did the German cross the road?

Because it marked the Polish border.
halberstram
11-29-2010, 01:25 PM
Why did the metalhead buy the t-shirt with the skull on it?

Because he's a dumb fucking moron who'll buy anything with a skull on it.
FilmGal
11-29-2010, 02:26 PM
What has four legs and flies?

A run over dog.
hideouspunk
11-29-2010, 02:33 PM
What's E.T. short for?

He's got small legs.
halberstram
11-29-2010, 02:36 PM
What's E.T. short for?

He's got small legs.

That one's some dumb is actually very funny. cheer(*
LONG TIME COMING
11-29-2010, 03:22 PM
What has 4 wheels and flies?































A garbage truck!!!
FilmGal
11-29-2010, 03:58 PM
What has 4 wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!!!


Nooo! It's a run over dog. A RUN OVER DOG!!! You LIE!!! Everyone knows that GARBAGE TRUCKS are part of a BIG GOVERNMENT socialist scheme to make COMMUNITY BASED SERVICES manditory on ALL FREEDOM LOVING AMERICANS and make them dependent on government based ENTITLEMENT PROGRAMS!!!! This is what happens when people refuse to WAKE UP and smell the LIBERAL/SOCIALISM/COMMUNISM/FASCISM/OBAMACAREISM that is RUINING AMERICA!!!

(If I could make that any less coherent I could run for office. Or take xanax and get a radio talk show. No, wait, that'd be oxycontin.)
citybabysrevenge
11-29-2010, 05:07 PM
So, this pirate walks into a bar and orders rum.. because, you know, that's what pirates drink, but he's got a ship's wheel stuck down the front of his pants.

The bartender, confused and a little bit afraid of the pirate, stays quiet for about as long as he can and finally asks "Why do you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"

The pirate grimaces and replies "ARGH! I KNOW! IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!"





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