Morrissey's Girlfriend currently in a coma!

[jonhomeowner]

SERIOUSLY. (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Singer_Morrissey%27s_Girlfriend_in_a_Coma%3B_%22It %27s_Serious%22_Doctor_Says)

[Joe Kersten]

Hardy har.

[Anne_Archy]

Hardy har.

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - its serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know - its really serious

There were times when I could
Have murdered her
(but you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her)

No, I dont want to see her

Do you really think
Shell pull through ?
Do you really think
Shell pull through ?
Do ...

[kingrocker]

Thats funny, Excellent find

[jonhomeowner]

Find? I wrote that shit.

[kingrocker]

LOL that is even funnier then. That was awsome

[Rockula]

That joke IS still funny.

[Lyn-Leiche]

Thank God! The homosexual rumors are put to rest...and I can go on lusting after that man and his fantastic hair.