New Sex Pistols Perfume

[Johnny Running Shoes]

http://thefoxfm.com/Article.asp?spid=28212&id=1911990

[fucktheman]

Lemon and black pepper? I figured the Sex Pistols smelled more like heroin and blood soaked hotel rooms........

[Adam Rebelius]

"Anarchist Punk Rockers"? The sex pistols were as anarchist as my left nut. I'm convinced that not only is punk dead, the armageddon is upon us.!!eek

[The_Puppeteer]

Lemon and black pepper? I figured the Sex Pistols smelled more like heroin and blood soaked hotel rooms........

luagh><*

[Abe Outsider]

I bet you it smells like Johnny Rottens shitty teeth!

[swastika]

You'd think they'd smell like something that was visciousely rotten at least this is absolutely horse shit!

[safetypinsam]

I thought it would smell like piss and vomit. Lemon pepper? Don't they use that on fish?

[AlanB]

Upcoming punk-rock scents:

Ramones: Old Chuck Taylors and NY-style pizza slices

Plasmatics: Bra sweat and gunpowder

The Clash: Pot and more pot

Pere Ubu: Obscurity

Green Day: Artificial Flavoring

Minutemen: George's stench

Husker Du: No, you farted! Fuck you!

Black Flag: The van

Violent Femmes: Bathrobe

M.D.C.: Coroporate death burger

GG Allin: Mace and roofies

Lunachicks: That time of the month

Cockney Rejects: Apples and pears

GWAR: Foam rubber

Dead Kennedys: Sanctimoniousness

The Pogues: Tooth decay

Fugazi: Doesn't matter what it smells like, it's only $5.00

[GenoCide]

Lol. More power to 'em, make your fuckin' bank however you can.

[farkasok]

SELL-OOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTZ, etc. etc. etc.

[Kelley]

Gross!!

[TenaciousTori]

Upcoming punk-rock scents:

Ramones: Old Chuck Taylors and NY-style pizza slices

Plasmatics: Bra sweat and gunpowder

The Clash: Pot and more pot

Pere Ubu: Obscurity

Green Day: Artificial Flavoring

Minutemen: George's stench

Husker Du: No, you farted! Fuck you!

Black Flag: The van

Violent Femmes: Bathrobe

M.D.C.: Coroporate death burger

GG Allin: Mace and roofies

Lunachicks: That time of the month

Cockney Rejects: Apples and pears

GWAR: Foam rubber

Dead Kennedys: Sanctimoniousness

The Pogues: Tooth decay

Fugazi: Doesn't matter what it smells like, it's only $5.00

these made me laugh :) especially the lunachicks one!

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ooh and i liked the pogues one too! cheer(*

[ianthebeast]

Now your girl will love it when you buy her a bottle so she can smell just like an old man's cock!

[Schaap]

laugh**( That's just awesome! hahahaha

[Zyklon Puke - RYC]

http://thefoxfm.com/Article.asp?spid=28212&id=1911990

haha check this one out.

http://www.chartattack.com/news/2010/aug/10/sex-pistols-perfume-coming

[SimpleRequests band]

Lemon and black pepper? I figured the Sex Pistols smelled more like heroin and blood soaked hotel rooms........

well the fench whantd ther creative whatdoyecallit

[rudexgrrl]

Upcoming punk-rock scents:

Ramones: Old Chuck Taylors and NY-style pizza slices

Plasmatics: Bra sweat and gunpowder

The Clash: Pot and more pot

Pere Ubu: Obscurity

Green Day: Artificial Flavoring

Minutemen: George's stench

Husker Du: No, you farted! Fuck you!

Black Flag: The van

Violent Femmes: Bathrobe

M.D.C.: Coroporate death burger

GG Allin: Mace and roofies

Lunachicks: That time of the month

Cockney Rejects: Apples and pears

GWAR: Foam rubber

Dead Kennedys: Sanctimoniousness

The Pogues: Tooth decay

Fugazi: Doesn't matter what it smells like, it's only $5.00

hahaha genius! i wouldnt mind smelling like chuck taylors and ny pizza hahaha

[TxPunk]

Upcoming punk-rock scents:

Ramones: Old Chuck Taylors and NY-style pizza slices

Plasmatics: Bra sweat and gunpowder

The Clash: Pot and more pot

Pere Ubu: Obscurity

Green Day: Artificial Flavoring

Minutemen: George's stench

Husker Du: No, you farted! Fuck you!

Black Flag: The van

Violent Femmes: Bathrobe

M.D.C.: Coroporate death burger

GG Allin: Mace and roofies

Lunachicks: That time of the month

Cockney Rejects: Apples and pears

GWAR: Foam rubber

Dead Kennedys: Sanctimoniousness

The Pogues: Tooth decay

Fugazi: Doesn't matter what it smells like, it's only $5.00

Hahaha Nice! :)

You forgot the GBH scent: Piss!

[Trust_in_crust]

Upcoming punk-rock scents:

Ramones: Old Chuck Taylors and NY-style pizza slices

Plasmatics: Bra sweat and gunpowder

The Clash: Pot and more pot

Pere Ubu: Obscurity

Green Day: Artificial Flavoring

Minutemen: George's stench

Husker Du: No, you farted! Fuck you!

Black Flag: The van

Violent Femmes: Bathrobe

M.D.C.: Coroporate death burger

GG Allin: Mace and roofies

Lunachicks: That time of the month

Cockney Rejects: Apples and pears

GWAR: Foam rubber

Dead Kennedys: Sanctimoniousness

The Pogues: Tooth decay

Fugazi: Doesn't matter what it smells like, it's only $5.00

Am I the only one surprised that GG's won't smell like shit and man-butter?

[Adam Rebelius]

Upcoming punk-rock scents:

Ramones: Old Chuck Taylors and NY-style pizza slices

Plasmatics: Bra sweat and gunpowder

The Clash: Pot and more pot

Pere Ubu: Obscurity

Green Day: Artificial Flavoring

Minutemen: George's stench

Husker Du: No, you farted! Fuck you!

Black Flag: The van

Violent Femmes: Bathrobe

M.D.C.: Coroporate death burger

GG Allin: Mace and roofies

Lunachicks: That time of the month

Cockney Rejects: Apples and pears

GWAR: Foam rubber

Dead Kennedys: Sanctimoniousness

The Pogues: Tooth decay

Fugazi: Doesn't matter what it smells like, it's only $5.00And what exactly would the scent of NOFX smell like?punk2_*

[Adam Rebelius]

Well, Alan, your list is a hit.

[theconfliKt]

Upcoming punk-rock scents:

Ramones: Old Chuck Taylors and NY-style pizza slices

Plasmatics: Bra sweat and gunpowder

The Clash: Pot and more pot

Pere Ubu: Obscurity

Green Day: Artificial Flavoring

Minutemen: George's stench

Husker Du: No, you farted! Fuck you!

Black Flag: The van

Violent Femmes: Bathrobe

M.D.C.: Coroporate death burger

GG Allin: Mace and roofies

Lunachicks: That time of the month

Cockney Rejects: Apples and pears

GWAR: Foam rubber

Dead Kennedys: Sanctimoniousness

The Pogues: Tooth decay

Fugazi: Doesn't matter what it smells like, it's only $5.00

nice but GWARs would be: water, food coloring, and juggalo paint.
the Ca$hualties would be teen angst and record packaging.

[Chained-wings]

horse crap

[Johnny Running Shoes]

horse crap

The news or your favorite scent?

[Chained-wings]

The news or your favorite scent?

yea!

[TenaciousTori]

the Ca$hualties would be teen angst and record packaging.

haha "Ca$hualties" can i steal that? :)

[Johnny Running Shoes]

haha "Ca$hualties" can i steal that? :)

No...

[Captain_Obvious]

Lemon and black pepper?

Maybe they want to smell like freshly cooked Halibut?

[Chernobyl Bunny]

Maybe they want to smell like freshly cooked Halibut?

I could make some really rank jokes with this post you made, but I haven't slept much and my brain isn't quite stringing things together very well right now. Just consider the jokes made. :P

[Johnny Running Shoes]

I could make some really rank jokes with this post you made, but I haven't slept much and my brain isn't quite stringing things together very well right now. Just consider the jokes made. :P

Wow...you made an appearance here. Wow.par*#

[Chernobyl Bunny]

Wow...you made an appearance here. Wow.par*#

Ive been making cameos here and there. No one talks to me anymore so I fade away again :P

[Johnny Running Shoes]

Ive been making cameos here and there. No one talks to me anymore so I fade away again :P

Nobody talks to you? Huh huh?:)

[Chernobyl Bunny]

Nobody talks to you? Huh huh?:)

:P

Whatcha been up to JRS? Any good news?

[Johnny Running Shoes]

:P

Whatcha been up to JRS? Any good news?

No overly good news but no overly bad news either. I was just posting a Plasmatics video in the music thread. Going to see the Street Dogs tonight.

[Chernobyl Bunny]

No overly good news but no overly bad news either. I was just posting a Plasmatics video in the music thread. Going to see the Street Dogs tonight.

Thats awesome! I wish I had time to do ANYTHING besides study.

[Johnny Running Shoes]

Thats awesome! I wish I had time to do ANYTHING besides study.

Think of your earning potential. par*#

[Chernobyl Bunny]

Think of your earning potential. par*#

The only thing that keeps me going

[RIC]

Filthy lucre odour? That´s just perfect for my stinking socks :rolleyes:

[Skin Boy]

laugh**(

[Johnny Running Shoes]

laugh**(

You're laughing but I know you have a secret desire to smell like Sid Vicious.

[Skin Boy]

You're laughing but I know you have a secret desire to smell like Sid Vicious.

Who doesn't want to smell like a heroin addict, amirite? :D

[TxPunk]

Ive been making cameos here and there. No one talks to me anymore so I fade away again :P

It's because you stopped changing your profile pic so much. lol.

[Johnny Running Shoes]

It's because you stopped changing your profile pic so much. lol.

cheer(*

[Chernobyl Bunny]

It's because you stopped changing your profile pic so much. lol.

cheer(*

lol! ok, Ill try to keep things more interesting for y'all. In return all I ask for is your affection :)

[Joe Scumbag]

I wish somebody would give me some affection every now and then. All beer and no love make Joe listen to G.G. Allin records late at night with no lights on.

The fucked up part is I actually do listen to G.G. Allin records on a record player late at night when all the lights are out. I'm such a weirdo.

[TxPunk]

cheer(*

Cheers to your cheers! cheer(*

[Johnny Running Shoes]

I wish somebody would give me some affection every now and then. All beer and no love make Joe listen to G.G. Allin records late at night with no lights on.

The fucked up part is I actually do listen to G.G. Allin records on a record player late at night when all the lights are out. I'm such a weirdo.

Sorry about that Joe...I thought you had a lady.

Does Sex Pistols perfume make you think of loneliness and isolation?

[urananus]

Upcoming punk-rock scents:

Ramones: Old Chuck Taylors and NY-style pizza slices

Plasmatics: Bra sweat and gunpowder

The Clash: Pot and more pot

Pere Ubu: Obscurity

Green Day: Artificial Flavoring

Minutemen: George's stench

Husker Du: No, you farted! Fuck you!

Black Flag: The van

Violent Femmes: Bathrobe

M.D.C.: Coroporate death burger

GG Allin: Mace and roofies

Lunachicks: That time of the month

Cockney Rejects: Apples and pears

GWAR: Foam rubber

Dead Kennedys: Sanctimoniousness

The Pogues: Tooth decay

Fugazi: Doesn't matter what it smells like, it's only $5.00

Screwdriver - Pubs, Wormwood Scrubs and too many right wing meetings.

[AlanB]

Screwdriver - Pubs, Wormwood Scrubs and too many right wing meetings.

God dammit, wish I'd thought of that! :)

[urananus]

God dammit, wish I'd thought of that! :)

I only did, because as luck would have it, I forgot my iPod yesterday and found and listened to an old tape of the Jam in the car.

Edit: Nice list tho. Cockney rejects made me smile.

[theconfliKt]

haha "Ca$hualties" can i steal that? :)

oh for sure anyone can use it, the more the merry.

[Skin Boy]

Skrewdriver - Pubs, Wormwood Scrubs and too many right wing meetings.

What do right wing meetings smell like then? That must be some weird perfume. luagh><*

[Johnny Running Shoes]

What do right wing meetings smell like then? That must be some weird perfume. luagh><*

Greed smells of beef, and cheese, and cigars.

[Skin Boy]

Greed smells of beef, and cheese, and cigars.

I was thinking it smells like most of the bullshit that pours out of their mouths but hey, that's just my opinion.

Before i get called a hypocrite, i never claimed to be right-wing. I just hate lefties... Lol.

[AlanB]

Before i get called a hypocrite, i never claimed to be right-wing. I just hate lefties... Lol.

I'm slightly to the right of Eugene V. Debs and I know where you're coming from. I've worked for lefties, I've partied with lefties, gone to school with 'em, and lemmie tell ya, familiarity breeds contempt.

[urananus]

What do right wing meetings smell like then? That must be some weird perfume. luagh><*

It's a Jam lyric.

[Joe Scumbag]

Sorry about that Joe...I thought you had a lady.

Does Sex Pistols perfume make you think of loneliness and isolation?

I do have a lady, but she's 4 hours away living with her mom right now.

No, G.G. Allin perfume makes me think of loneliness and isolation. He was a pretty isolated individual last time I heard.

I wonder what my scent would smell like if one was made. Someone give opinions, pl0x?

[oigrrrl805]

Lemon scented things are almost always gross.

[Jersey Jake]

Upcoming punk-rock scents:

Ramones: Old Chuck Taylors and NY-style pizza slices

Plasmatics: Bra sweat and gunpowder

The Clash: Pot and more pot

Pere Ubu: Obscurity

Green Day: Artificial Flavoring

Minutemen: George's stench

Husker Du: No, you farted! Fuck you!

Black Flag: The van

Violent Femmes: Bathrobe

M.D.C.: Coroporate death burger

GG Allin: Mace and roofies

Lunachicks: That time of the month

Cockney Rejects: Apples and pears

GWAR: Foam rubber

Dead Kennedys: Sanctimoniousness

The Pogues: Tooth decay

Fugazi: Doesn't matter what it smells like, it's only $5.00

lol.

I don't know, I'm pretty sure they could make a perfume for the ultimate poser, than smelled just like you do comming out of a punk show. Combination of sweat, blood, cheap booze, and that extra-strength lemon/lime cleaner they douse the place with kill the stench but never does. You all know what I'm talking about.

[man0constantsorrow]

Unless it's bottled piss..

[scum and villainy]

http://thefoxfm.com/Article.asp?spid=28212&id=1911990

I've always wanted to smell like a sex pistol. (Snicker...snicker...tee hee...)

[Johnny Running Shoes]

I've always wanted to smell like a sex pistol. (Snicker...snicker...tee hee...)

Maybe you can achieve this in Japan.

[scum and villainy]

Maybe you can achieve this in Japan.

Perhaps I need only to wait for my man-musk to fully mature and ferment.

[farkasok]

This thread needs more posts that are all like "SELL OOOUUUTZ" and "THE SEX PISTOLS WERE FAEK!!!1" and "JOHN LYDON IS NAWT TRU PUNX".

[youridol]

I bet you it smells like Johnny Rottens shitty teeth!

which just so hapens to smell like the asshole of the elusive 15 min of fame

[rapes]

sex pistols weren't even mediocre..

[halberstram]

sex pistols weren't even mediocre..

cheer(*

[rogues-in-paradise]

The Pistols were there... W.T.F!!!...

At least they did some, there are thousand of posers with a uniform not even willing to try.

http://i929.photobucket.com/albums/ad137/roguesinparadise/9832a64e.jpg
Perfume? Buthole Flora with a hint of Red Beans can Wind.