A Xenophobe's Guide to Hating All 31 U.S. World Cup Opponents

[KidoftheBlackHole]

http://www.sportspickle.com/article:954/a-xenophobes-guide-to-hating-all-31-us-world-cup-opponents

[Schaap]

We'd never commit gangrape while singing "Singing in the rain". We rape entire gangs on our own while singing "Kiss" by Prince

[RIC]

We'd never commit gangrape while singing "Singing in the rain". We rape entire gangs on our own while singing "Kiss" by Prince

haha excellent counter attack laugh**(

This guide wasn´t written by a football player´s wife, at least we can be sure of that, football player´s wives have larger brains. :D

[Cary]

well, that kinda doesnt matter since the us is one of the very few (the only?) nations in the whole world that doesnt appreciate football as the best sport ever and, surprise surprise, they suck at it. :rolleyes:

[Schaap]

well, that kinda doesnt matter since the us is one of the very few (the only?) nations in the whole world that doesnt appreciate football as the best sport ever and, surprise surprise, they suck at it. :rolleyes:

Just because they were discovered so late doesn't mean they have to make up their own national sport :p Just play football!!!! http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll64/krabbelmaar/Smilies/Smilies%20voetbal/0021.gif

[w0n1k]

well, that kinda doesnt matter since the us is one of the very few (the only?) nations in the whole world that doesnt appreciate football as the best sport ever and, surprise surprise, they suck at it. :rolleyes:


they needed to make a new name for FOOTBALL... and turn it into SOCCER ... derhhhh ¬¬

ITS FOOOOOOTBAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!!! you play it with your FOOT and a BALL... not with your HANDS!! that would be FOOTHANDBALL

[w0n1k]

PARAGUAY

Hey, look! It’s Paraguay, one of only two countries in the entire Western Hemisphere that can’t be bothered to have a coastline! Fact: Everything good in human history has taken place in or near an ocean, including the defeat of the Spanish Armada and the filming of Girls Gone Wild. Do you want to find yourself cheering for a beach-less nation? Didn’t think so. Either annex part of Brazil or leave us alone, you landlocked losers.

On a more soccer-intensive note, star striker Oscar Cardozo is nicknamed “Tacuara,” which comes from the local Indian dialect and means “Big Cane.” Way to hog an awesome nickname that would work so much better on several levels for Greg Oden, jackass.


hahah good one... still we´re better at soccer than you, not even obama can change that... sorry

[KidoftheBlackHole]

Well considering soccer is boring, we have a lot more sports here than most other countries, we've only had a professional soccer league here for 20 years or so, and the best athletes in our country don't generally play soccer, it would make sense that we are not very good at it.

[jadzia]

LOL @ ghana's flag being designed by a drunk baby on mario paint

also hadn't really noticed how similar chile & texas flags are

[Cary]

Well considering soccer is boring, we have a lot more sports here than most other countries, we've only had a professional soccer league here for 20 years or so, and the best athletes in our country don't generally play soccer, it would make sense that we are not very good at it.

well, in my opinion almost every sport that you have over there is much more boring than football and i am not even into football. that just proves how you cant appreciate the most popular sport in the world. :p

[KidoftheBlackHole]

well, in my opinion almost every sport that you have over there is much more boring than football and i am not even into football. that just proves how you cant appreciate the most popular sport in the world. :p

Sorry that most of us find that watching a sport for 90 minutes where a team might score is boring.

[w0n1k]

well, in my opinion almost every sport that you have over there is much more boring than football and i am not even into football. that just proves how you cant appreciate the most popular sport in the world. :p


wooooooohoooooooooooo !! ahhaha

[Cary]

Sorry that most of us find that watching a sport for 90 minutes where a team might score is boring.

no need to say sorry, i just think the whole world cant be wrong.:rolleyes:

[KidoftheBlackHole]

no need to say sorry, i just think the whole world cant be wrong.:rolleyes:

It's a cultural thing.

[Cary]

It's a cultural thing.

ah yes...i better not say what comes to mind now :p

[KidoftheBlackHole]

ah yes...i better not say what comes to mind now :p

Probably a good idea.