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Noisome
11-18-2007, 07:52 PM
I've seen my fair share of dead baby stories. I read this one awhile back where a guy raped and beat to death his step kid, who was TEN MONTHS OLD.
I read another story about a baby last year who rolled over and drowned in a bucket...A BUCKET ITS MOTHER HAD BEEN PUKING IN THE ENTIRE NIGHT. This story, however, takes the dead child cake. It's level of laziness, irresponsibility and dark humored stupidity make it something special. So, in a Nancy Grace level of child exploiting cunthood, I present this article which I feel needs no explaining on my part:

Police: Baby dies after pacifier taped to face

03:56 PM MST on Friday, November 16, 2007

By ROB PIERCY / KING 5 News

LAKE STEVENS, Wash, - A mother is charged in the death of her infant son for allegedly taping a pacifier to the child's mouth.

Bonnie Desmond, just a month shy of her 20th birthday, could spend the next eight and a half years in prison for what happened Monday inside her apartment.

Police say Desmond called 911 at 11:30 a.m. Monday, saying her four-month-old son was unconscious and not breathing. When police and paramedics arrived, they found the boy dead.

At first, it looked like a case of Sudden Infant Death Syndrome (SIDS), but then police say Desmond made a stunning confession. She had taped the boy's pacifier to his mouth to keep it from falling out.

The medical examiner has finished an autopsy on the boy, but has not said exactly how he died.

Carlos Villavicencio, a pediatric doctor, says he has never heard of a case where a child's pacifier was taped to its mouth, but says that it is very dangerous.

"As with any other structure that would be around the baby's mouth or face, there is the danger of suffocation," said Villavicencio.

Desmond is now charged with first-degree manslaughter.

Desmond's fiancé and father of the child walked out of court weeping. Mark Roe, who is prosecuting the case, says he's seen more than his fair share of crimes against children and they never get any easier.

"Most of us have probably faced the issue of babies crying in the middle of the night, I would guess that most of us have taken different and more responsible courses of dealing with it," said Roe.

Bail for Desmond was set at $500,000.

sickgirl1503
11-18-2007, 07:56 PM
That's the worst thing I've ever read

ChrisJones
11-20-2007, 03:54 PM
only 8 years?

Noisome
11-20-2007, 03:57 PM
only 8 years?

What, not young enough for you?

ChrisJones
11-20-2007, 04:13 PM
Bonnie Desmond, just a month shy of her 20th birthday, could spend the next eight and a half years in prison for what happened Monday inside her apartment.

that.

Paul T
11-20-2007, 04:15 PM
What, not young enough for you?

Did you actually read the whole article before putting it on here in the first place?

8 years is way too light a sentence even if the death wasn't intentional (just fucking stupid). They should double that at least if not triple it. Stupid bitches like that don't deserve kids.

Noisome
11-20-2007, 04:19 PM
Did you actually read the whole article before putting it on here in the first place?

8 years is way too light a sentence even if the death wasn't intentional (just fucking stupid). They should double that at least if not triple it. Stupid bitches like that don't deserve kids.

Actually, I was joking, douche nozzle.

And yeah, stupidity like that should be punished more severely. I'm thinking death by public caning.

Noisome
11-20-2007, 04:22 PM
Stupid bitches like that don't deserve kids.

We should just start sterilizing people.

Noisome
11-21-2007, 10:18 PM
More Details!!!!

In this article, they talk about how the parents would use a blanket as a 'straight jacket.' The blanket was missing that day, so the mother tied the babys arms to its pajamas, preventing the baby to remove the pacifier itself. You can read it here:

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2003754888_deadbaby20m.html

With each detail these people get dumber. Once the trial's under full force, I think we'll be dealing with some full blown retards.

sickgirl1503
11-21-2007, 10:22 PM
They fact that just anyone can breed amazes me

Noisome
11-21-2007, 10:26 PM
They fact that just anyone can breed amazes me

I'm thinking I.Q. tests. If you want to have children, (limit 1 per couple), you have to have an I.Q. of at least 110. Resistance will be met with public humiliation and death. That would certainly weed out people like Bonnie Desmond and her sperm donor.

sickgirl1503
11-21-2007, 10:31 PM
There's good people like hubby & myself who can't fuckin have kids, and these fuck wads are just like oops totally accident oh well lets straight jacket the little bastard.But this did happen in Wash,right? Isn't that the only state where beastiality isn't illegal?

Noisome
11-21-2007, 10:35 PM
There's good people like hubby & myself who can't fuckin have kids, and these fuck wads are just like oops totally accident oh well lets straight jacket the little bastard.But this did happen in Wash,right? Isn't that the only state where beastiality isn't illegal?

Me and my girl don't want kids. Ever. But to each his own. As for the Washington thing, they just changed it. I got an article from the same website about the first person they've arrested since the law's been in place. The funny part is that the wife took a picture of it with her cell phone before she called the cops. Honor and obey bitch! You can read it here:

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2003314312_webbestiality20.html

sickgirl1503
11-21-2007, 10:39 PM
I don't want kids. I'm too selfish, but if I did I still can't, so fuckit! I heard about that. I didn't know the bitch took pictures. My sister leaves in Seattle so everytime some fucked up shit happen I love to call and harrass her. Have you heard of their new transit system?

Noisome
11-21-2007, 10:42 PM
I don't want kids. I'm too selfish, but if I did I still can't, so fuckit! I heard about that. I didn't know the bitch took pictures. My sister leaves in Seattle so everytime some fucked up shit happen I love to call and harrass her. Have you heard of their new transit system?

No I haven't, but I like to imagine it has something to do with slaves.

sickgirl1503
11-21-2007, 10:44 PM
close SLUTS

Noisome
11-21-2007, 10:48 PM
close SLUTS

Are sluts manning the planes, trains and automobiles or are the merely serving the drinks and peanuts?

sickgirl1503
11-21-2007, 10:49 PM
Trains actually, South Lake Union Transit. S.L.U.T.S. The Mayor says" I don't care what they call it, as longs as they ride it."

Noisome
11-21-2007, 10:59 PM
Trains actually, South Lake Union Transit. S.L.U.T.S. The Mayor says" I don't care what they call it, as longs as they ride it."

Oh those S.L.U.T.S. ride! Shit howdy they do! Whooooooooooooooo!

sickgirl1503
11-21-2007, 11:01 PM
My sister is supposed to send me some shirts for Xmas. I am very excited, yes I will wear my SLUT shirt with white pride,lol!

Noisome
11-21-2007, 11:02 PM
My sister is supposed to send me some shirts for Xmas. I am very excited, yes I will wear my SLUT shirt with white pride,lol!

A Slustika?

sickgirl1503
11-21-2007, 11:06 PM
Hell Yeah. That's was great. Okay I really have to leave you guys now.

ChrisJones
11-23-2007, 07:41 PM
Trains actually, South Lake Union Transit. S.L.U.T.S. The Mayor says" I don't care what they call it, as longs as they ride it."

In Seattle, the buses downtown are ALL FREE

I LOVE THAT PLACE!