Time to Kill

[TheMadHatter]

If you could kill anyone in the world, who would it be?
Why that particular person?

How would you do it (Be specific)

and finally, How would you dispose of the body?

I am a crime show freak, and my favorite tv station is investigtion discovery.

Weapon of choice thread got me thinking of this.

Keep in mind, most murderers kill people who are close to them. So, when investigators look to see what happened to this person, if your close to them like sibling or something, they will people near you (neighbors, friends etc.) about you, to see if you sound suspicious. Suspsicious or not, they will intereview though.


If you use a axe, or push them against the wall, or somehow give them a large blow to the head, that will show up in skeleton. In most cases, there would be a crack upon wherever you striked them at.

If you use poison, It will now show up in the remains if all they find is skeleton left. If they find the corpse with skin on it, they could do toxicology tests.

make it less bloody as possible, you can do extreme cleaning and even repaint everything. But there are special chemicals that can show blood under black light.

Finally, last two most important things.
You dont want people to find the body, its hard to get put in court and be guility if they find no corpse.

So dont burry the body in a nearby field. If its near a house of a person your friends with, your house or parents house or anyone your associated with, that just gives investigators a big hint it was you with a potential accomplice if at someone elses house.

Finally, Dont dispose of it in the water. That rareley works out. If someone sees a big garbage bag the shape of a huge log floating in the water, chances are they are going to get curious or automatically assume its a dead corpse and call the cops.

[TheMadHatter]

Now those of you who are now interested, and actually thoroughly thinking of a way on how they would do it.

Remember, your now no longer fall in the category of Crazy. Crazy people, kill out of impulse. If its pre meditated, your not crazy.

So now, you can no longer plea insanity.

[3a]

You have been watching too many CSI. :D

[TheMadHatter]

You have been watching too many CSI. :D
when tv station is pure CSI, how could you not fall in love?

>.> Besides, I only record it and watch it when the wee is asleep.

otherwise its pure kiddie shows.. Where the world is looked upon as sunshine and rainbows, where everyone is immortal, and when your favorite color crayon broke that is what considered a true tragedy.

[3a]

when tv station is pure CSI, how could you not fall in love?

>.> Besides, I only record it and watch it when the wee is asleep.

otherwise its pure kiddie shows.. Where the world is looked upon as sunshine and rainbows, where everyone is immortal, and when your favorite color crayon broke that is what considered a true tragedy.

Hahaha, I like crime investigation a lot too. My fav is CSI Las Vegas.

[FilmGal]

I'd kill Col. Mustard in the Library with a Lead Pipe.

[KidoftheBlackHole]

Just watch Dexter. Then you'll know how to kill someone and dispose of the body.

[TheMadHatter]

Just watch Dexter. Then you'll know how to kill someone and dispose of the body.
Buy me the first season then

[KidoftheBlackHole]

Buy me the first season then

You can watch it for free online. I watch a ton of shows online. A show about a serial killer who kills other serial killers or people who fell through the cracks of the justice system is awesome.

You can watch it at either one of these sites. As well as many other shows.

www.free-tvshows.com

www.surfthechannel.com

[Johnny Running Shoes]

I'd kill Col. Mustard in the Library with a Lead Pipe.

I think professor plumb should get that treatment.

[mcghie]

I think professor plumb should get that treatment.

Rev Green is the one thats most deserving

[FilmGal]

I think professor plumb should get that treatment.

I thought Toxic was going to say Professor Plumb because he obviously believes in global warming.

I'd kill Col. Mustard because he's part of the military industrial establishment and (I suspect) a war criminal from his involvement with Blackwater in Iraq.

[Johnny Running Shoes]

I thought Toxic was going to say Professor Plumb because he obviously believes in global warming.

I'd kill Col. Mustard because he's part of the military industrial establishment and (I suspect) a war criminal from his involvement with Blackwater in Iraq.

I heard Col. Mustard was actually Dick Cheney. Sneaky bastard!

[peterbright]

Can you do the time?

[Klevisha]

You can watch it for free online. I watch a ton of shows online. A show about a serial killer who kills other serial killers or people who fell through the cracks of the justice system is awesome.

You can watch it at either one of these sites. As well as many other shows.

www.free-tvshows.com

www.surfthechannel.com

I LOVE YOU!

[KidoftheBlackHole]

I LOVE YOU!

Wll thanks a bunch.

[jack76596]

If you could kill anyone in the world, who would it be?
Why that particular person?

How would you do it (Be specific)

and finally, How would you dispose of the body?

I wouldn't kill someone I know...but I don't necessarily truly "know" anyone...

method would depend on circumstances, strangulation is least likely method to leave any blood evidence behind...but I wouldn't leave a body unless it was absolutely necessary.

i always thought it would be fun to own a crematorium...or a vat of lye would work to dissolve any remains you'd need to dispose of, or you could get an industrial meat grinder and turn them into sausage (have a barbecue), or after you grind them up feed them to your cats and the seagulls...you might want a large freezer to store large amounts of frozen meat....but that could be problematic...

[dead_head]

Ok I love these because I get some demented ideas.

I'd kill one of my childhood teachers for trying to get me prescribed with adderall and anti-depressants simply because I was "different" from the other kids.
I'd invite her over to my place for a drink. I'd tell her it was because I wanted to get in touch with people from my past. Little would she know that I slipped rufies in her beer.
I would then stuff her body in a barrel full of concrete blocks and hungry rats. I'd leave her in my basement till the rats have picked her clean. Seeing as she would be almost completely consumed within a week there would bee no need to worry about the dead body smell. Now why did I use concrete you may ask? It just to happens I live right by some hidden cliffs off the coast of the pacific ocean. It doesn't take much to roll a barrel with a couple bricks of concrete and a human skeleton a few blocks into the ocean.

[peterbright]

You should send that plot into one of the CSI shows.

[David Joseph]

....damn, there are so many peeps that need to go...where to start? Child molesters would be a good start, then there are some of my favorite politicians...and Dexter does it best!

[Klevisha]

Wll thanks a bunch.

anytime friend
i always wonder though what the kids who make these site get out of it
how cna they profit off of piracy or if its for pure sport

[KidoftheBlackHole]

anytime friend
i always wonder though what the kids who make these site get out of it
how cna they profit off of piracy or if its for pure sport

Well the sites either have advertisements or membership fees generally.

[louie21]

A rapist that lives up my street who stares at my girlfriend when she and I are on the front lawn. Or a nazi skinhead.

If its a nazi then I wouldn't care at all how it's done and would leave the body in some alley.
If its Mr. Rapist though then I would tie him down to a chair thats bolted to the ground. It Would be winter. I would wear a clear plastic raincoat and have cloth around the whole room. First, drive a knife through his cheek and tear it out by sliding it towards his mouth. Pull out all his teeth with pliers every hour or so. Burn off his fingertips with a lighter. Slowly but carefully slice off his eyelids so he can't shut his eyes. Then I would pretty much hang him upside down by his ankles so the blood can rush to his head. Let him hang for about a day or two until his brain ruptures. Take the cloth that lined the room and my raincoat and burn it into a barrel in the homeless district, that way the fire doesn't die out due to the homeless feeding the flames to keep warm. I would set fire to most of the body leaving bones. Smash the bones to dust then dump it into the flood control system three in San Fransisco. Over 50 miles away. Finally, I would get home and have myself a NewCastle Brown Ale.

[safetypinsam]

I wouldn't kill anyone, but then again accidents do happen. Hmmm must be that karma thing. It would be very unfortunate if certain people who messed with my life had some sort of accident. Terrible, just terrible.

[betty_d]

I couldn't kill anyone. I could've at one point in time but its not worth it. Even if I got away with it, it would weigh to heavy on my mind. The only scenario I could imagine killing myself in is if they tried to hurt anyone in my family especially my niece or nephews or my own kids when I have them.

[peterbright]

Small nuke would work