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FilmGal
01-31-2010, 12:38 PM
Courtesy of Haunted America Tours (http://www.hauntedamericatours.com/RealZombies.php )

I love that it contains a "do not try this at home" warning and that you are suppose to add "tarantulas, millipedes and white tree frogs to taste". You definitely don't want to ruin a perfectly good zombie powder by not putting enough white tree frog in it!

Real Zombie Powder: The supposed Ingredients and The Method

WARNING PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. IT WILL NOT WORK UNLESS YOU KNOW THE ACTUAL CHANTS AND PRAYERS AND INVOCATIONS TO THE GREAT BARON SAMEIDI.

The Voodoo hoodoo Queens kings priests and priestess's and tribal shamans and medicine men amongst the slaves created a unique voodoo hoodoo serum. This Serum gives all the effects of death. A form of this serum is called Zombie Powder. Religion Voodoo" An Article In The 1995 A.D. August Edition Of "Focus," The Serum Contains:


One MURDERED mans Human Skull And Assorted Bones from a water rat, a cat that is pure white, an iguana tail, the teeth of a dead man 19 years dead. a good dose of pure Vegetable Oil. And a dash or two of Datura.


Two Blue Agama Lizards of the male sex. If you can't have the lizards sex or personally do not know stop here now.

One Big Toad Called 'Crapaud Bonga' (Bufo Marinus). It must weigh 1 lb.


One Sea Snake (Polychaete Worm) brain and sex organ.


A Sprig F Tcha-Tch, "Albizzia"


Several Pods Of Itching Pea, "Pois Gratter"


Two (Preferably Female) Puffer Fish Of Which Must Be The Sea Toad, "Crapaud De Mer" (Spheroeroides Testudineus).


Add Tarantulas, Millipedes And White Tree Frogs To Taste.

The Method:
The potion or Coup Poudre should be prepared in June, when the female Puffer fish contains its greatest quantities of Tetrodotoxin. Be careful not to touch the mixture at any time as it can act through skin. Ingredients 8 to 12

Tie the snake to the Toad's leg, put them in a jar and bury it.

This is so that, the Toad "dies of rage", which increases the concentration of its poison. Place the skull in a fire with Thunderstone and some blessed oil and burn till black.

Roast the animal ingredients and grind with the uncooked plants in a pestle and mortar. Add unheated shaving of the bones.

A few sacred spell (Juju), now grind your mixture to fine powder, place in a jar and bury in the coffin with the rest of your source skeleton if possible for three days.

You now have your Coup Poudre or Zombie Potion. It is traditionally sprinkled in a cross on the threshold of the target. It can only be introduced by touching the skin. If taken internally death will be final.

Upon the Zombie's awaking from the grips of death one must bite the tip or as some Voodoo Hoodoo prefer the entire tongue. the tongue should be kept always in the company of the person who owns the zombie. and this is said because the zombie will obey only that who has it.

If the tongue is swallowed the the zombie is bound only to the Boukur, King queen Or voodoosant that created it. but the Zombie will obey someone else's commands if their zombie master ( the maker who swallowed the tongue tells them too.

But this is only depending on what of the supposed 100 rituals of Dr. John you wish to believe.

After you have made your zombies, you can now have them do useful things like trim the hedges, walk the dog and go around denying global warming.

Schaap
01-31-2010, 01:58 PM
After you have made your zombies, you can now have them do useful things like trim the hedges, walk the dog and go around denying global warming.

I'd have him cleaning windows, assorting peanuts and composing music

Adam Rebelius
01-31-2010, 02:44 PM
Courtesy of Haunted America Tours (http://www.hauntedamericatours.com/RealZombies.php )

I love that it contains a "do not try this at home" warning and that you are suppose to add "tarantulas, millipedes and white tree frogs to taste". You definitely don't want to ruin a perfectly good zombie powder by not putting enough white tree frog in it!

Real Zombie Powder: The supposed Ingredients and The Method

WARNING PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. IT WILL NOT WORK UNLESS YOU KNOW THE ACTUAL CHANTS AND PRAYERS AND INVOCATIONS TO THE GREAT BARON SAMEIDI.

The Voodoo hoodoo Queens kings priests and priestess's and tribal shamans and medicine men amongst the slaves created a unique voodoo hoodoo serum. This Serum gives all the effects of death. A form of this serum is called Zombie Powder. Religion Voodoo" An Article In The 1995 A.D. August Edition Of "Focus," The Serum Contains:


One MURDERED mans Human Skull And Assorted Bones from a water rat, a cat that is pure white, an iguana tail, the teeth of a dead man 19 years dead. a good dose of pure Vegetable Oil. And a dash or two of Datura.


Two Blue Agama Lizards of the male sex. If you can't have the lizards sex or personally do not know stop here now.

One Big Toad Called 'Crapaud Bonga' (Bufo Marinus). It must weigh 1 lb.


One Sea Snake (Polychaete Worm) brain and sex organ.


A Sprig F Tcha-Tch, "Albizzia"


Several Pods Of Itching Pea, "Pois Gratter"


Two (Preferably Female) Puffer Fish Of Which Must Be The Sea Toad, "Crapaud De Mer" (Spheroeroides Testudineus).


Add Tarantulas, Millipedes And White Tree Frogs To Taste.

The Method:
The potion or Coup Poudre should be prepared in June, when the female Puffer fish contains its greatest quantities of Tetrodotoxin. Be careful not to touch the mixture at any time as it can act through skin. Ingredients 8 to 12

Tie the snake to the Toad's leg, put them in a jar and bury it.

This is so that, the Toad "dies of rage", which increases the concentration of its poison. Place the skull in a fire with Thunderstone and some blessed oil and burn till black.

Roast the animal ingredients and grind with the uncooked plants in a pestle and mortar. Add unheated shaving of the bones.

A few sacred spell (Juju), now grind your mixture to fine powder, place in a jar and bury in the coffin with the rest of your source skeleton if possible for three days.

You now have your Coup Poudre or Zombie Potion. It is traditionally sprinkled in a cross on the threshold of the target. It can only be introduced by touching the skin. If taken internally death will be final.

Upon the Zombie's awaking from the grips of death one must bite the tip or as some Voodoo Hoodoo prefer the entire tongue. the tongue should be kept always in the company of the person who owns the zombie. and this is said because the zombie will obey only that who has it.

If the tongue is swallowed the the zombie is bound only to the Boukur, King queen Or voodoosant that created it. but the Zombie will obey someone else's commands if their zombie master ( the maker who swallowed the tongue tells them too.

But this is only depending on what of the supposed 100 rituals of Dr. John you wish to believe.

After you have made your zombies, you can now have them do useful things like trim the hedges, walk the dog and go around denying global warming.
My mother goes to the Caribbean on a regular basis to study VooDoo, and Santeria. She knows people who have been practicing for years. I'm printing off the formula to show her, and take to her friends who'll be able to tell me if this is accurate.
bat+troll*^!!eek

urananus
02-01-2010, 04:06 AM
And i love that it starts with some pretty insane, yet chillingly believable stuff like....

Courtesy of Haunted America Tours (http://www.hauntedamericatours.com/RealZombies.php )
One MURDERED mans Human Skull And Assorted Bones from a water rat, a cat that is pure white, an iguana tail, the teeth of a dead man 19 years dead.


And then weighs in with the most evil ingredient of all....



a good dose of pure Vegetable Oil.

I suspect this may be incase we fancy experimenting by adding a little pasta and chopped tomatoes.