Hey, look over there... Genie lamp!

[Citizen_Tim]

http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8655/geniethelamp.jpg

Okay, instead of three wishes, I will give you five. What are they?

I'm going to think more about mine.

[Citizen_Tim]

I guess my wishes would be:

1.) $50,000,000
2.) A beach named after me
3.) To end war & terrorism for good (does that count as two wishes?)
4.) To take away pain and suffering from good people
5.) To never have erectile dysfunction in my lifetime

[StevieB]

My wish would be to have 100 more wishes

[opfiend]

1. All ignorance in the world goes away.
2. Steve have full custody of his daughter.
3. My RA goes into remission and never comes back.
4. Steve's back injury is healed.
5. An endless supply of cash.

[Malice Alice]

1.) to hangout with jude, kimm,tis Joe,sly all together really soon!
2.) get a A+ without doing anything in my geology course
3.) revive my cat anarchy

4.) for all the good people in the world who hate themselves, to no longer have a heart full of hatred.

5.)id give my last wish to sly

[unholy_steve]

1. a brontosaurus to use as my main form of transportation
2. a robot body guard
3. a dapper cape
4. a gun that shoots tacos
5. super powers

[Captain_Obvious]

1.) to hangout with jude, kimm,tis Joe,sly all together really soon!

Between love and madness lies Obsession® from Calvin Klein.

[Malice Alice]

Between love and madness lies Obsession® from Calvin Klein. aww, that made me laugh! nahh jude takes care of me like big brother OUTSIDE of PR, Kim is my sissy. Joe & Sly are just my close buds!

[Captain_Obvious]

aww, that made me laugh! nahh jude takes care of me like big brother OUTSIDE of PR, Kim is my sissy. Joe & Sly are just my close buds!

Still, you come off as a stalker type when you make those comments..
Chill woman, chill.

[Malice Alice]

Still, you come off as a stalker type when you make those comments..
Chill woman, chill.nah, im just bluntly honest. if i was a stalker i would have there phone numbers by now. which I dont shockingly!

well i take that back. I have Joe & Sly's.

[Network23Photography]

2 guys are out golfing and one pulls out a large 12" Bic cigarette lighter.

The first guy says "Wow, cool lighter...where did you get it?"

"A genie from a bottle granted me one wish."

"Great, can I try it?"

"Sure."

First guy rubs the bottle and the genie appears. "You are granted one wish says the genie."

The guy says, "I want a million bucks!"

"Done" says the old genie and disappears. A few minutes go by and suddenly the sky goes dark and a million ducks fly across the sky and land on the golf course.

"I can't believe this," says the guy who had just placed his wish, "I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

The second guy then says, "He is slightly hard of hearing, do you really think I wished for a 12" Bic?"


Thanks Tom Snyder RIP.

[Captain_Obvious]

nah, im just bluntly honest. if i was a stalker i would have there phone numbers by now. which I dont shockingly!

well i take that back. I have Joe & Sly's.

and Kim's.. the only reason you don't have Jude's is because he won't give it to you.

I'm bluntly honest too... It's creepy how you always make comments about someone who isn't even on the site anymore. Almost like PunkSkanker and Tim Armstrong.

[StevieB]

1.) to hangout with jude, kimm,tis Joe,sly all together really soon!
2.) get a A+ without doing anything in my geology course
3.) revive my cat anarchy

4.) for all the good people in the world who hate themselves, to no longer have a heart full of hatred.

5.)id give my last wish to sly


Notice #1 who is the very first person you mention?? laugh**(

[StevieB]

and Kim's.. the only reason you don't have Jude's is because he won't give it to you.

I'm bluntly honest too... It's creepy how you always make comments about someone who isn't even on the site anymore. Almost like PunkSkanker and Tim Armstrong.

I am telling you it is an obsession. Like a groupie

[Malice Alice]

and Kim's.. the only reason you don't have Jude's is because he won't give it to you.

I'm bluntly honest too... It's creepy how you always make comments about someone who isn't even on the site anymore. Almost like PunkSkanker and Tim Armstrong.funny how i never asked him, nor has he ever asked me. i figured talking to him for a hour a day almost is perfectly fine, why need his number?

its kim, joe, & sly who i occassionally talk too on msn.

[RuthlessNate]

1) To have a job that I both love and will make more than enough money for me to live comfortably.
2) To have my own jet that I can fly anywhere I want at any time so I can see the world.
3) To have my knee stop tearing itself apart and for all the other problems my body has from injuries and genetics such as poor eyesight, poor color vision, allergies and my arthritic right hand, to simply get better.
4) To be able to make a positive difference in the world.
5) To live a happy life.

[riot]

1. To manipulate time and space as I see fit.
2. A Griffen that could fly me around and such.
3. errr..... To be really awesome at music.
4. To have enough money for the rest of my life to support my family and friends.... like $10 billion or something.
5. More wishes.

If More wishes aren't allowed then for my friends, family and myself to live a happy life.

[Kelley]

1) To travel to cetain destinations in Europe.
2) To make my car invincible!!
3) To go to that skating party at the glasshouse tonight in an invincible car! :/
4) To give my mom a house.
5) A lifetime supply of Arrogant Bastard Ale

[citybabysrevenge]

1) Zombie apocalypse.
2) Cruise ship with a very big freezer/food supply/power supply to escape from said apocalypse.
3) Plenty of Twinkies for Woody Harrelson.
4) New boots that aren't coming apart at the stitches.
5) More wishes.