I think...

[oldsklgrl]

Everybody I like here should come to Pennsylvania and take me out for my birthday....

Nips, that's enough time to get a passport and get here right?

[Nips]

more than enough time! ive already got a passport.

[green_machine]

Well if you wanted to go out to a nice place for a drink I'd need to round up a fake ID... u__u I feel very lame. But if a kick ass party with killer food is what you're looking for I could do that! :D Man I wish I had time to head out there for your B-day....when is your B-day?

[jonhomeowner]

Do you like me? Because I only live 90 minutes away.

[oldsklgrl]

Do you like me? Because I only live 90 minutes away.


Of course I like you JonJudeJoe...Remember "I'm always kissing up to you".

[oldsklgrl]

Well if you wanted to go out to a nice place for a drink I'd need to round up a fake ID... u__u I feel very lame. But if a kick ass party with killer food is what you're looking for I could do that! :D Man I wish I had time to head out there for your B-day....when is your B-day?

October 31 :rolleyes:

[jonhomeowner]

Of course I like you JonJudeJoe...Remember "I'm always kissing up to you".
Well, duh. I already knew that! Also, you are me. Everybody from PF is me.

[oldsklgrl]

more than enough time! ive already got a passport.

Sweet do you want to stay in the Sponge Bob or Army bedroom?

[bunniegraves]

what drinks do you like?

[green_machine]

Sweet do you want to stay in the Sponge Bob or Army bedroom?

Awww! I want to stay in the Sponge Bob room!

[ThePope]

I live in Ohio, which borders Pennsylvania, we're practically neighbors

[ChrisJones]

Everybody I like here should come to Pennsylvania and take me out for my birthday....

Nips, that's enough time to get a passport and get here right?

I was just in Wilkes Barre last week.

5 hour drive from Connecticut.

[Nips]

Awww! I want to stay in the Sponge Bob room!
tough shit! im calling it!

[Jeff]

I live in Pennsylvania. I'll take you to Chuck E. Cheese for your birthday. Better yet, I'll even pay for the pizza.

[oldsklgrl]

I was just in Wilkes Barre last week.

5 hour drive from Connecticut.

Then you drove the wrong way...I drive by New London every other weekend and I'm there in about 3 hours.

[oldsklgrl]

I live in Pennsylvania. I'll take you to Chuck E. Cheese for your birthday. Better yet, I'll even pay for the pizza.
So I have to pay for my own tokens then?

[oldsklgrl]

what drinks do you like?


Right now I'm drinking cherry kool-aid...:cool:

[ChrisJones]

Then you drove the wrong way...I drive by New London every other weekend and I'm there in about 3 hours.

I take route 84.

It's 246 miles from New London to Wilkes Barre.
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I'm driving a conversion van full of idiots and towing a big ass trailer full of music equipment going about 55-60 MPH

[green_machine]

tough shit! im calling it!

AHHH! NOOOOOO! x pitches a fit x

[oldsklgrl]

take 15 to 287...

[ChrisJones]

take 15 to 287...

but 84 is a straight shot into PA from Hartford

[oldsklgrl]

but 84 is a straight shot into PA from Hartford

Dear Chris....I have driven EVERY POSSIBLE route between Philly and Worcester Ma. and it is 276 miles via 287 to 15 for me. Wilks Barre 45 minutes to 1 hour north of me, Worcester is 1+ hour north of you...Please just trust me on this one.

[ChrisJones]

Dear Chris....I have driven EVERY POSSIBLE route between Philly and Worcester Ma. and it is 276 miles via 287 to 15 for me. Wilks Barre 45 minutes to 1 hour north of me, Worcester is 1+ hour north of you...Please just trust me on this one.

I trust I would never want to get into a car with a speeding maniac like you!

[oldsklgrl]

I trust I would never want to get into a car with a speeding maniac like you!

This coming from a man who lives and drives in a state where slower traffic stays left and people pass on the shoulder?

[Jeff]

84 would be out of her way if she's in Philly.

[ChrisJones]

This coming from a man who lives and drives in a state where slower traffic stays left and people pass on the shoulder?

Next time read their license plates. I'm not defending CT drivers, but those dicks on the highway are NEW YORKERS "going the beach houses on cape cod" or "foxwoods casino"

[jonhomeowner]

Now he hates the rich people.

Damn... Poor, middle class bastard hates the rich and the poor!

[oldsklgrl]

84 would be out of her way if she's in Philly.

I've taken 287 to 87 to 84...

But for him to get to Wilkes Barre his best bet is 15 south to 287 west to 80 west. (Provided he's not driving during rush hour, then there is no best way and it will take you 8 hours which ever way you go.)

Oh wait, Chris would probably do the 45-55 mph speed limit on 15.

For those outside the Northeast 15 (the merrit parkway) is also the Connecticut Audubon...speed limits are optional because there is no place for a police officer to hide.

[ChrisJones]

Now he hates the rich people.

Damn... Poor, middle class bastard hates the rich and the poor!

I consider myself an equal opportunity asshole detector.

Some days I hate everybody. And some days I love everybody.

Except you jon. You're special

::wink::

[jonhomeowner]

I've taken 287 to 87 to 84...

But for him to get to Wilkes Barre his best bet is 15 south to 287 west to 80 west. (Provided he's not driving during rush hour, then there is no best way and it will take you 8 hours which ever way you go.)

Oh wait, Chris would probably do the 45-55 mph speed limit on 15.

For those outside the Northeast 15 (the merrit parkway) is also the Connecticut Audubon...speed limits are optional because there is no place for a police officer to hide.
No, he wouldn't do the speed limit. Remember, he hates authority and rebels against it for the sake of doing so.

[ChrisJones]

I've taken 287 to 87 to 84...

But for him to get to Wilkes Barre his best bet is 15 south to 287 west to 80 west. (Provided he's not driving during rush hour, then there is no best way and it will take you 8 hours which ever way you go.)

Oh wait, Chris would probably do the 45-55 mph speed limit on 15.

For those outside the Northeast 15 (the merrit parkway) is also the Connecticut Audubon...speed limits are optional because there is no place for a police officer to hide.
I cant take the Merit Parkway(15) with a trailer. It's illegal.

[ChrisJones]

No, he wouldn't do the speed limit. Remember, he hates authority and rebels against it for the sake of doing so.

Within reason I wouldn't risk my safety you dumb fuck...and certainly not my van.

[oldsklgrl]

Next time read their license plates. I'm not defending CT drivers, but those dicks on the highway are NEW YORKERS "going the beach houses on cape cod" or "foxwoods casino"


I'll take a picture next time on in the highway...When I'm on the Ma turnpike and see an idiot in the left lane going 50 mph my assumption is that it is a Ct driver and 9 times out of 10 I'm right...the 1 time I'm wrong it is normally a NH driver.

It's also funny that NJ, PA and NY have a term for a driving condition particular to 84 and 15. It's called the "Connecticut cluster fuck".

And Jon Maryland is just as bad...inner, outer loop BS.

[jonhomeowner]

Within reason I wouldn't risk my safety you dumb fuck...and certainly not my van.
Yes, yes, your van.

To be honest, when you gave a description of it in that one topic, I was reading it and laughing my ass off at how stupid it sounded.

[jonhomeowner]

And Jon Maryland is just as bad...inner, outer loop BS.
695 is awesome. It's not my fault you do not know how to drive it.

[ChrisJones]

Yes, yes, your van.

To be honest, when you gave a description of it in that one topic, I was reading it and laughing my ass off at how stupid it sounded.

how stupid what sounded?

[jonhomeowner]

how stupid what sounded?
YOUR VAN, IDIOT.

Your fucking van.

You know, with skulls and shit on it. It's like something a loser 16 year-old goth kid would go out and buy to try to be cool.

[ChrisJones]

YOUR VAN, IDIOT.

Your fucking van.

You know, with skulls and shit on it. It's like something a loser 16 year-old goth kid would go out and buy to try to be cool.

I'll post a pic of the model.

The tow hitch has a small skull on it that lights up when one presses the brakes.

My van is huge and bad ass. It's nice, I don't see a 16 year old driving it.

[oldsklgrl]

695 is awesome. It's not my fault you do not know how to drive it.

I learned how to drive on it Mr. presumptuous! I used to drive between NJ and Silver Springs every weekend! What you think the 9:30 club came to NJ just for me?

And Chris..I see trailers on it all the time, provided it's not over 12 feet (I think it's 12 feet for the bridge clearance) there shouldn't be an issue.

[jonhomeowner]

I learned how to drive on it Mr. presumptuous!
Then I don't get the problem?

[ChrisJones]

I learned how to drive on it Mr. presumptuous! I used to drive between NJ and Silver Springs every weekend! What you think the 9:30 club came to NJ just for me?

And Chris..I see trailers on it all the time, provided it's not over 12 feet (I think it's 12 feet for the bridge clearance) there shouldn't be an issue.

There's a big sign. "No Tow Vehicles. 4 axles only"

[oldsklgrl]

There's a big sign. "No Tow Vehicles. 4 axles only"

Well I've never seen it. I must drive too fast onto the parkway. ;) The only sign I've ever seen says "No commercial vehicles".

[ChrisJones]

These are the closest I can find to it. All conversions are different. Mine doesn't have the stripes on it and the green is a lil darker.

http://www.dodgetalk.com/gallery/files/4/5/3/3/9/InternetSaferamvan1.JPG
http://imagesa.backpage.com/centralimages/sdo/7b/7b3112c65520a391e0a3644bdd162100--1--Vanjpg--medium.jpg

[oldsklgrl]

Wait how did my attention whore "me me me" thread become about ChrisJones and his van? :confused:

[jonhomeowner]

Wait how did my attention whore "me me me" thread become about ChrisJones and his van? :confused:
Because I made fun of his van, and he had to defend it.

But let's get back to how great you are, now.

[green_machine]

Wait how did my attention whore "me me me" thread become about ChrisJones and his van? :confused:

Ok, you you you! Happy? Relax! The van was a let down anyway. I thought it was going to be a pimped out version of the mystery machine. :rolleyes:

[jonhomeowner]

Ok, you you you! Happy? Relax! The van was a let down anyway. I thought it was going to be a pimped out version of the mystery machine. :rolleyes:
Yeah, he talked it up a lot to make it sound cool, and I thought it'd look really dorky... And it just looked like a van. HUGE disappointment.

Which isn't what I'd ever say about oldskl. She's never a disappointment!

[oldsklgrl]

But let's get back to how great you are, now.

Ok, because I am, by far, the most incredible unemployed, stretched out, divorced, almost 40, mother of three you will ever meet...

[green_machine]

Yeah, he talked it up a lot to make it sound cool, and I thought it'd look really dorky... And it just looked like a van. HUGE disappointment.

Which isn't what I'd ever say about oldskl. She's never a disappointment!

Of course she's not! Stop think'n those bad thoughts Jon! oldskl is kick ass!

[jonhomeowner]

Ok, because I am, by far, the most incredible unemployed, stretched out, divorced, almost 40, mother of three you will ever meet...
I'd still hit it.

[oldsklgrl]

I'd still hit it.

I don't know if whether to be flattered or feel sorry for you. ;)

[BEERnBRATWURST]

These are the closest I can find to it. All conversions are different. Mine doesn't have the stripes on it and the green is a lil darker.

http://www.dodgetalk.com/gallery/files/4/5/3/3/9/InternetSaferamvan1.JPG




Did it come with a huge bowl of candy it?.... You know, for when you slowly drive by the elementary school playgrounds looking for a hot 11 year old?


http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b314/skinner30/chances8sm5fa.jpg

[green_machine]

Did it come with a huge bowl of candy it?.... You know, for when you slowly drive by the elementary school playgrounds looking for a hot 11 year old?


http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b314/skinner30/chances8sm5fa.jpg

Hahaha! Don't be a pussy this guy seems legit! I love it! :D

[jonhomeowner]

I don't know if whether to be flattered or feel sorry for you. ;)
I have a bit of a thing for attractive older women.

[BEERnBRATWURST]

Ok, because I am, by far, the most incredible unemployed, stretched out, divorced, almost 40, mother of three you will ever meet...


Hey, I'm divorced and halfway to 40 too damnit! They should give us old battle axes our own forum!

[oldsklgrl]

Hey, I'm divorced and halfway to 40 too damnit! They should give us old battle axes our own forum!

You do realize that halfway to 40 is 20? ;)

The "I rememer when" forum? Where we can eat prunes, talk about hip replacement and colostomy bags....

[BEERnBRATWURST]

You do realize that halfway to 40 is 20? ;)

The "I rememer when" forum? Where we can eat prunes, talk about hip replacement and colostomy bags....


Yes! Correct! I just consider 35 the halfway point to 40 because the countdown to 40 didn't begin for me until I hit 30. I've hated every birthday since....

Yes...the "I remember when forum", nice. We could have online gin rummy matches and discuss the location of the next bingo tournament.

[green_machine]

Yes! Correct! I just consider 35 the halfway point to 40 because the countdown to 40 didn't begin for me until I hit 30. I've hated every birthday since....

Yes...the "I remember when forum", nice. We could have online gin rummy matches and discuss the location of the next bingo tournament.

Haha! Don't worry hun I'll smuggle you out of the old foggies home every now and then.

[jonhomeowner]

Yes! Correct! I just consider 35 the halfway point to 40 because the countdown to 40 didn't begin for me until I hit 30. I've hated every birthday since....

Yes...the "I remember when forum", nice. We could have online gin rummy matches and discuss the location of the next bingo tournament.
See, that's what I say.

I say "I'm a little more than halfway to 30", even though I'm 26... Because I started the countdown to 30 when I hit 20.

It all makes sense to us, but to other people it's confusing, I guess.

[green_machine]

See, that's what I say.

I say "I'm a little more than halfway to 30", even though I'm 26... Because I started the countdown to 30 when I hit 20.

It all makes sense to us, but to other people it's confusing, I guess.

I'm going to be one of those crazy old ladies who still thinks she's 20 something. :D

[jonhomeowner]

I'm going to be one of those crazy old ladies who still thinks she's 20 something. :D
I pretend to be 21 when I can get away with it.

[green_machine]

I pretend to be 21 when I can get away with it.

lol You still get carded?

[jonhomeowner]

lol You still get carded?
Depends on if when the last time I shaved was.

[green_machine]

Depends on if when the last time I shaved was.

I haven't been carded since I was 17...it must be nice.

[jonhomeowner]

I haven't been carded since I was 17...it must be nice.
For alcohol?

Also, we live in very, very different places.

When I lived in Chicago 3 years ago, I never got carded. But I was carded to buy a lottery ticket in Ohio about the same time. Here the law is that they have to card you if you look under 30 for alcohol. So of course I get carded.

[green_machine]

For alcohol?

Also, we live in very, very different places.

When I lived in Chicago 3 years ago, I never got carded. But I was carded to buy a lottery ticket in Ohio about the same time. Here the law is that they have to card you if you look under 30 for alcohol. So of course I get carded.

I just bought stuff when I was in Washington and Oregon I think its the same deal. But I got my ID taken when I popped into the upstairs of a club, I was a friend of a bouncer but his coworker caught on and told me to come back when I turned 21. Bitch, I was looking for some tail not booze.

[ChrisJones]

Did it come with a huge bowl of candy it?.... You know, for when you slowly drive by the elementary school playgrounds looking for a hot 11 year old?

Not yet. Usually just video surveillance for women's changing rooms in JC Penney's.