Chuck Norris

[_POTATO_]

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

[dazed]

i never really understood the whole chuck norris craze.

[3a]

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

WHAT?

[Malice Alice]

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

[Malice Alice]

i never really understood the whole chuck norris craze. chuck norris is a joke in general. people are making fun of how lame he really is, by being sarcastic and acting like he is so hardcore and above eveyone else. atleast thats how i see it.

[ThatGingerGuy]

Chuck Norris doesn't melt snow with his piss, he melts concrete with it.

[_POTATO_]

Chuck Norris doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

[rustyskitzo]

Chuck Norris Doesn't Get Scared Scared Gets Chuck Norris

[unholy_steve]

and i thought this thread was going to be about how to make a chuck norris action figure out of household items, being in the diy forum and all.

[cunt-fuck]

chuck norris' wife told chuck norris a joke, chuck didnt find this funny so he killed his wife. A year later chuck norris found out how funny it was and laughed so hard that everyone in a 5 mile radius died

[Malice Alice]

chuck norris' wife told chuck norris a joke, chuck didnt find this funny so he killed his wife. A year later chuck norris found out how funny it was and laughed so hard that everyone in a 5 mile radius died
thats just.....creepy....

[Mister Jude]

Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
Yep, I was right before, you're a loser.

Welcome to 2002? 2003?

[Kelley]

and i thought this thread was going to be about how to make a chuck norris action figure out of household items, being in the diy forum and all.

I was thinking the same thing :/...

[_POTATO_]

Ya know, I intended to put it in 'General' but I have an Apple and it sucks and does strange things like not what I want it to so I gotta setle for the DIY section.

[_POTATO_]

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Chuck Norris banging your sister.