Two men from Afghanistan move to the U.S. with their families at the same time.

They make a bet with each other on which one can become more "Americanized" in the space of one year.

When the year is up they meet at the predetermined time and location.

After exchanging the customary pleasantries the first Afghani says to his friend, "My son is playing baseball, I just had breakfast at McDonalds and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud Light before the big game, what could be more American than that?"

The second Afghani looks at his friend and simply replies "Fuck you towel head!"

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