ok... so yea

i had SOOOOOO much fun the other night that i decided to overlook the one factor that might have changed the outcome of the night... annoying little kids

UNTILL

i went to my car today to get my resumes out

so this is what happened.I get a call from this kid i knew some years ago when he was like 15 and i was 19.  Little junior 77 punk kid in a cute little 77 band.Well over the years apparently he got his ass beat (by REAL punks for running his mouth) and decided to not be a punk anymore.  He got into rap... and i mean, not the way im into a rap... like as a joke... like i mean, another dumb ass white kid from a yuppy town trying to "thizz wit it" and what not.  Got into drugs... heavy drugs.  Cocaine, acid, shrooms, x... blah blah blah

anywho, i stopped talking to him because he was lame.  end of story.

well apparently he's been more into punk again.  So he gives me a call out of the blue "hey what are you doing tonight?" "seeing stiff little fingers" "i wanna come, pick me up"

uhh... ok.  whatever.  Thanks for inviting yourself.  But anywho, i go to pick him up and hes nothing like how he used to be.  Just annoying... as shit.

so im like "ok... whatever, drowning you out with new wave.. lalala"

well anyway... when he came into my car i moved everything off the seat and was expecting him to help move things because oyu know... its not his car.. why would he just sit on things that arn't his.  Well he doesnt and just sits right in the seat.  So im like whatever... but i can't see whats down on the floor

so guess what was down there.  My folder with my resumes in it.  Yea, because i dont have a printer so i go to this job place to print out copys of it... so today when i went to get a copy to attatch to a job application... guess what

ALLLLLL ruined.  ALLLLLLLLL

liek even if you just put your foot on it... it wouldn't have been ruined.

not only that but theres a puddle of... something... in one of the cup holders and its causing my car to SMELL HORRIBLE

and not just that.. this kid annoying the shit out of me all night.  I took him to the show and even was nice enough to buy him a 40 before.

we get into the venue and theres no one really there so i try to go to the bar to socialize with hotties and other cool people and he just starts following me around.  Everywhere i go.  Like he didnt get the point.  I was trying to look single and hot... which i was... but guys were getting turned off by it because everywhere i ran away to to get away from him, there he was again by my side.  So guys looked at me like "ha, your seriously with that guy?" and stopped checking me out.

it was seriously pissing me off.  He didnt get the point.  Even when i said "GO AWAY" he didnt get it.  Like apparently hes liked me for days but after the FIRST time he hit on me and i totally said "NOT INTERESTED" wouldn't you get the point to NOT KEEP HITTING ON ME to the point where i get pissed off... especially when im the one driving him home.

and it gets worse

he keeps bugging me to buy him alchohol and im like "NO" cause i dont wanna get kicked out.  Not like i care because i would have done it for anyone else, but i didnt want to for him because he was annoying.  Hes like NON STOP standing behind me as im watching the first band asking "KELLY! KELLY! KELLY" and im like "NO NO NO NO NO NO"

finally i did just to shut him up (but charged him a beer) and guess what.... HE CONTINUED TO DO IT

he didnt get the fucking point.  And he was embarssing me HARDCORE in front of my friends and in front of these people who i had just met.  I gave some of my beer to this cute little boy who was drunk because it was just so funny and he was being all drunk and disordly and was talking to my friends and here he comes again behind me asking me for... get this "HIS" beer that he bought me instead of giving it away.  Uh... my beer and i can do with it what i want.

im not his fucking mother and it was so embarassing because thats what people saw... like me being mother to this kid.  I took him to the show, thats all i said i would do... i dont know why he bugged the shit out me.

he continues to ask me for beer and i tell him i dont wanna go anywhere because slf was about to go on and i didnt want to move (i was RIGHT up front) but he didnt fucking get it.

then he REALLY embarassed me.  he ASKS my friend where he can get cocaine.I was MORTIFIED.  My friend knew the story about taking the kid out there that night though so it wasn't so bad.  BUT THEN

he ASKS AGAIN.  I tell him my friend kevin but not to tell him i said anything because that's really rude in my opinion like "hey, kelly said youve got coke"  this DUMB ASS is like "WHOS KEVIN WHOS KEVIN WHERE IS HE" im telling him exactly who he is, what he looks like, where he is... and hes like "HIM OVER THERE" and points right at him.  Kevin sees this and waves and im like "oh god" and he goes right at him and says " "KELLY SAID YOU CAN HELP ME FIND COKE"He comes back and is like "he doesnt have any" but is all acting like its MY GOAL to get him some fucking coke so finally my friend tells him to ask chrisbut i just think thats very very rude because i love chris to death and i do not want in anyway to be associated with this kid anymore

finally he gets lost somewhere in the crowd and my friend tells me that hes going to get his ass beat for asking around like that.  I knew he was.  Like that is SOOO embarassing.  who does that???  And it was in the city too and i just knew he was going to get his ass beat

and he had already ruined my chances with like 5 potential boys giving me sticky eyes

but yea... after the set im walking around looking for things on the floor and talking to people i didnt see earlier and i run into my friend kat and were talking and trying to find her glasses case.  And he come sup out of nowhere to be like "whos she" and im like "DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT, IF YOU TALK TO HER NOT ONLY WILL I LEAVE YOU HERE FOR EMBARASSING ME BUT A WHOLE LOTTA PEOPLE WILL PROBABLY GIVE YOU SHIT FOR IT"

so i like litterally RUN AWAY from him because hes doing the thing where hes needs to talk to me like 3 inches away from my face and even though i keep walking around in circles to like get away from him he doesnt get the point

then this guys looking at me right.  Really cute.  Mod.  VERY CUTE.  were giving eachother sticky eyes and SUDDENLY he pops out to tell me (3 inches away from my face) that some guy from monster squad gave him a cd... SO!  He gave me one too, because their nice guys.  Oh my god... it happens... its not like the biggest deal in the world

and i litterally see the guy look at him, give me a pittiful look, and walk away

and im still like walking in circles trying to get away from him and i run over to the merch table

god... SOOOO annoying.  I hate kids.  He ruined my resume and embarassed the shit out of me.  Its not like hes new to the scene and doesn't know any better.  he does.  Hes just a social retard.  He just doesnt know how to act in general.

im NEVER EVER hanging out with him ever again.  The whole way home he just CONTINES to hit on me and keeps saying like "are you drunk enough to have sex with me blah blah blah"

so finally i yell "THERES A LINE DOWN THE CENTER OF MY CAR! I CANT HEAR ANYTHING ON THE OTHER SIDE! DONT CROSS THE LINE" and BLAST the music in my car so i can't hear him.  I litterally stopped in front of his house, waited for him to get out of my car... didnt say anything, and as soon as he shut the door i sped off

uhhh

its just kids in general have no idea how they are supposed to act in public.  NO IDEA.

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