(a funny email a mate sent me....i'm only half Brit, so it makes me laugh twice, hehe)

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for aBelgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or aTurkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch Americanshows on a Japanese TV.And the most British thing of all ?Suspicion of anything foreign.Oh and !Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to  the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people  can buy cigarettes at the front.Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and  a DIET coke.Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to  the counters.Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on thedrive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and thenhave call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want totalk to in the first place.NOT TO MENTION...3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of  screwdrivers.18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a litcigarette in their mouth.A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years afteropening bottles of beer with their teeth.and finally........In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the  toilet.I am proud to be British !!RULE BRITANNIA!!!  

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