3-22-08

Ok.....so me and my friend Rachel stayed the night at her house last  night and lemme tell you.....this night wuz AMAZING!!!!!!! We got drunk as fuck!!! Well...at least I KNOW for a fact that I did. lmao We started out by havin' a mix of like 81% alcohol vodka and some fruit punch powerade. It tasted ok. But...since this wuz her first time drinking...she put like a little over 1/4 of the glass filled with the vodka. lol So...we drank it neway. And since i have a VERY low tolerance level, I wuz already gettin' a buzz. lol And then I started to get a little loopy...hahaha...I ate chips the "revolutionary way". Yes...I made that up. What you do is take the bag of chips, stick yur head in it, and grab a chip with yur mouth! NO HANDS!!! lmfao! We got that on tape...I should put it on here lmao. So...then we had another drink after alla that wuz gone. We mixed some Jack with arctic somethin' or another powerade. Now THAT tasted pretty fuckin' sweet! You guys should deffinatly try it. Now after that, I wuz fuckin' wasted outta my mind. I think the jack wuz like 41% alcohol. And it wuz damn good! lmao But, that wuz the very first time I actually blacked out while drinking. Every other time I've drank, I never blacked out. So, Rachel told me that we were watching this Japanese show and I wuz screaming at it for them to speak English. And then I wuz screaming at her to MAKE them speak English! LMFAO!!! Then this is when I came back in and I remember it.....her dad comes in and goes "Hey! What are you girls doing up so late? It's 2:00 in the morning!" and I wuz completly shitfaced so I just said that were watchin' tv and then Rachel said the same. He left after that. PLUS.....I wuz talkin' to this guy on the phone and it wuz on speaker so he heard everything that went on. lmao Then Rachel also told me that I went into the bathroom and wuz in there for like 5 minutes just randomly cussing at something. Lmfao! Then I kept telling the guy on the phone that I like penis and wanted a hotttt guy to make out with. haha Then I tried on her dad's boots and wuz walking around in them! That wuz kinda hard to do though. lol Then I vaugly remember dropping my digital camera and attempting to take some pix. lmao The greatest part is tho wuz when I wuz txtn ppl.....here's wut I wuz txtn them........

• yewah...reachelsys boobie. should i drink more or no?.hahjahahaha! i like penis
• lol! i cntr feel my ass! i gotta pissa!
• i jsty blacked out nm rachel wermt 2 gwt hert phone
• canm we call u?
• righjtr now! hahaha
• i jst fuckin blackesd.our man.
• im goooodx. lwtys tlk me n u and rachel! ittllll be good
• he ceiling is u onm the thing! fjuiwesjrkio320
• were ganna call nopw 

 Yeah.....that's exactally what I txtd to ppl last night...word for word, letter for letter. I have no fucking clue what the hell I wuz trying to say about the ceiling one. But that'z the greatest part!!!!!!! Lookin' at everything u did afterwards! Lmfao!!! Oh...and then I passed out on the couch and woke up with a blanket over top of me. Funny shit man.....funny shit. And...were deffinatly ganna do this all again. Prolly in like a month or so.

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