I'm writing on behalf of the Adopt a Beer Foundation.

Every year, millions of beers are left on store shelfs, their destiny unfulfilled. Only you can make a difference. Please, adopt a beer today. Giving just one beer a home can make the difference in a young six-pack's life. Or adopt an entire case, and really make a difference. Beers can't speak for themselves, so it is important that you speak for them.

So won't you start today? Go to your local store and adopt a beer, keep it cold, then give it a good, loving home in your belly.

It's what Jesus would do...if he were a lush...which he probably was...but he was also probably a really fun drunk. That and those Franciscan Monks, they could friggin' party.

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