I’m writing this while recovering in a local hospital. I was out for a couple of days, but now that I’m awake, I remember what happened. I got off the roof and barely got away from the school before the Black Hawk helicopters destroyed it. As I ran, ground troops shot at me, thinking I was a zombie. I crouched behind a tree and quickly fashioned a flag by tearing out the liner of my jacket and duct taping it to a long branch. I waved the flag and stepped out from behind the tree…the fuckers still shot me. In the leg, in my shoulder. What dumb ass possibly thinks that zombies are smart enough to make flags and wave them around? Luckily one of the soldiers was smart enough to realize this and yelled at the others to cease fire. As I lay on the ground, bleeding, I thought of how stupid it was…how I had battled zombies, survived for this long, only to be blown away by these idiots. Medics came and patched me up…at least well enough to air lift me to a nearby hospital. Thing about the military is…for as good as they are at killing people, they are also pretty damn good at treating totally fucked up wounds and saving lives. I mean, it is their specialty.  Now, as I search the news sites and hear from the hospital staff, apparently old George W. is in deep shit. Apparently he authorized the military to go ape shit on the residential neighborhoods, blowing shit up, etc…even though the zombies were not as a big a threat as they first were thought to be. Funny thing…there are a lot of hunters in Minnesota….I mean like everyone owns a gun and actually knows how to use it. The local neighborhoods had banded together and actually had done a pretty good job at establishing order and shooting the zombies without the army’s help. Regardless, it’s documented that Bush ordered the army to test this new heat weapon on the zombies…like he saw it as this once in a lifetime opportunity to test an experimental weapon on human subjects that no one would give a shit about. I guess he was wrong. People are now pissed that the army destroyed like half the suburbs west of Minneapolis. From what I understand, everyone in the country is completely shocked and congress is pushing forward with impeachment hearings. It’s funny how things work out. I did learn, however, that my wife and her mom died…but not from zombies…from gangs of “normal” humans looting the Target they were shopping at. My father in law died in a huge car wreck that occurred as a result of people panicking from zombie hysteria. So, I am all alone now. I’m not sure where to go from here. I could move back to California, but frankly there’s not much for me there either. I might instead move to Houston, TX. I have a friend there. I emailed her. She needs a place to live, and I need to start my life over. So, we might share an apartment or something. We are just friends, but right now that sounds pretty good to me. Right now all I really need… is a friend.

Cheers, LS

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