Once upon a time....

I read about this lady who lives in a shoe. She had so many kids she didn't know what to do. Why the hell is she living in a shoe? What kind of a shoe is it? A boot? Slipper? Football cleat? Pump w/spiked heel? Does she live in a snow boot in the winter, but have a sandal as her summer home? For birthday parties does she drag out a pair of Crocs for the kids to jump on?

It just doesn't make any sense.
 

You know, maybe she shouldn't have had so many goddamn kids if now she has to live in a friggin' shoe.

From what I heard, she's going to have to sell them off for child slave labor in China....ironically enough...to make shoes. The boss man at the shoe factory was quite impressed with their in-depth knowledge of shoes.

Personally, I blame the schools.

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