Late at night the creepy gnome

Peeks through your window and

Enters your home

Hobbles around your house and leers

Then hides under the stairs

And drinks your beers

Steals your iPod and your cash

Licks your bong

And smokes your stash

Fondles your mom and rapes your dad

He’d fuck a goat

If that’s all you had

Rubs his warty face on your tongue

Then pinches your nipples

Til morning comes

Stands at your bed

In the early morn

Gives you a kiss

Then steals your porn

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