HAVING MY WAY WITH RACHAEL RAY

I used to be the guy that stayed up all night and slept all day-that was before Rachael...sweet little Rachael Ray- hot in an un-assuming kinda' way- I have my breakfast with her every day-Rachael Ray- my TV is a playground-a playground for all my fantasies- taking in her dark shiny hair- her breasts looking like they would be two handfuls of udder joy-and that smile...that perfectly gorgeous smile- i notice that i am rubbing my nippleswith a cold greasy half eaten breakfast sausage- tickling my pink with a pork link- my hand slips into my pantsas my mind heads for the gutter- on tv she appears so clean and healthy-but in my fantasy she is a dirty little girla street walking crack whore the night falls-Rachael Ray and A.K. together in a wet dark alley-something about the smell of stale beer and old piss arouses me- i don't know why- my pants around my knees-her tits exposedher nipples stiffened by the cold-my dick hard like prison time-i pull her close to me-her hair dirty-pupils blown-the smell of alcohol and spermacide on her breath- i am having my way with Rachael Ray- on her knees throating my meat beast-she was not distracted once by the people walking by throwing change at us- she was ready to chug a generation outta' my balls-i came so hard i almost blew the back of her head off then a blinding white light hit me-the way lightning strikes you when you piss off god-my eyes blurred as I come to my senses-not remembering much of anything-especially not putting a white sauce on my eggs- and there she was again- Rachael Ray looking right at me- as if she saw my naughty little hand puppet show- as if she witnessed the birthing of my hot gob- Rachael Ray- glowing in her fake tv kitchen-looking so pretty and fresh holding a very big knife over a big bloody piece of meat- but not the meat that i just beat- i love you Rachael Ray---- A.K. Skurgis: 10-03-07 2:55 am

HAIL TO THE KING

he had long hair and was dubbed the king

she was a high school virgin queen

no drink or smoke

not one vice

but she wants to fuck

jesus christ

gazing at her crucifix  getting sweetly wet

dreaming of what she hasn’t had yet

to douche herself with saintly goo

losing her cherry to a hippie jew

her grades started slipping

her lust could not be fed

all that really mattered

is that her legs were spread

she always had a boyfriend

but never would she screw

to this day she saves herself

for that holy hippie jew

hail to the king

there is nobody to rival

hail to the king

her hand up her skirt

along with a bible

hail to the king

she doesn’t want just any sod

it’s just one thing

her only dream

is to fuck the son of god

A.K. Skurgis