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Poems
DATE: 05/02/2008 06:21:35 / MOOD: drunk
Good Music (as I’m sure all you music lovers know), draws its inspiration from real life. With this in mind, we wrote a few songs, which once put to music, never really made the grade - Mostly because they were Limerick’s. Anyway below are the three best (and only) Limericks by SexyCows.
The Invisible Raccoon
There once lived an invisible raccoon,
Who could whistle just about any tune,
In the woods he would sit,
The invisible twit,
Whistling and playing the spoons.
Living Food!
I had a little sausage for my Tea Tea Tea…
I put it in the oven for my Tea Tea Tea…
But when I went doe the cellar…
To fetch an umbrella…
That silly little sausage followed me me me…
The Bottom-Burp
George Michael’s song FAITH is real shit!
Actually anything by George Michael is shit!
The talentless twat!
Spewing his mouth full of Shat!
What a fuck-face arse-bandit Shit!!!
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What to do about Jim!
DATE: 01/23/2008 10:47:20 / MOOD: Stoned
This morning I caught Jimmy Keenan (our drummer) watching Tom Cruise, Kelly McGillis and Val Kilmer in TOP GUN!!! Now I’m not the sort of person to pass judgment or make wild allegations about someone without good cause, but he looked to be enjoying it. Of course, he claims it was an accident and the movie was already on television when he switched it on – but I could see the DVD box peeping out from beneath his sofa! I was a little shocked and embarrassed at the time, and I could not look him in the eye for the rest of the morning, but now I am not sure what I should do! Should I tell a doctor? Tell his mother? Call in a Psychiatrists or an Exorcist?
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