DATE: 11/13/2007 09:37:42 / MOOD: in love

I had a dream that I was married to the singer from Ratt and we lived in a little trailer and I was sitting in a rolly chair in my underwear spinning around while watching tv and listening to the song Round and Round, and I saw a commercial for a pair of underwear that I really wanted and it said this on it:

Just another dirty cunt pair of underwear

Hahaha and when I woke up I was really excited and was like "I'm going to make that and sell it". But then later in the day I thought who the hell would buy that besides me

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DATE: 10/04/2007 21:36:56 / MOOD: other

This is a disgusting, but true story.The other day I discovered my rat's butthole had slid out of his ass and was hanging out and all gross and horrible.I was going to take him to the vet, but either I was working all day or the stupid place was closed or some other such bullshit. This morning my rat was covered in blood so I thought he chewed his butthole off, but it was still hanging out of his body.I emailed my aunt whos a vet, and shes seen the same thing happen mostly to mice.Apparently you can lube up his butthole and push it back in.So I tried to do this because I was really desperate, but he wouldnt hold still.Plus I think DIY veterinary atempts are a little too dangerous, so hopefully those poopheads will be open tomorrow.

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