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Fuck with me and fuck with the whole trailer park
DATE: 01/06/2008 13:33:07 / MOOD: bored
Last night, Tucker and I were sitting on the couch not watching a zombie movie, when out of nowhere he had the BRILLIANT idea to somehow, someday collectively own an ENTIRE trailer park in where ALL of our friends would live....
And there would be extra trailers for awesome traveling bands, and a lot of space for shows, and BBQ's and shit.
THIS IDEA FUCKING RULES....and it makes feasible my LIFE LONG GOAL to live in an entire town composed of no one but my RAD RAD FRIENDS.
So WHO'S WITH ME? And exactly how much does a trailer park cost anyway?!?!
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Sleep close, now that the bed has been made
DATE: 10/17/2007 17:19:18 / MOOD: don't know
It seems to me, the Event Horizon theory, seems the most probable.
The only problem is, trying to figure out how to make space fold.
That could take a day or two.
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Darkness reveals what we can not see.
DATE: 10/04/2007 23:53:04 / MOOD: disappointed
I fell asleep and started dreaming. It was a neverending dream. It's sad that forever is so limited. I always wake up to find that not a thing has changed. I still feel stuck in a forest, surrounded by the towering trees that never speak.
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Madness takes it's toll...please have exact change
DATE: 10/02/2007 16:08:40 / MOOD: disappointed
"Live life with no regrets"
People say this to me on a fairly regular basis. And EVERYTIME I hear it, it makes me literally cringe.
Everybody has regrets, and if they say they dont, THEY'RE LYING!! If, for example, you hurt someone who means a great deal to you, or you accidently beat someone in the head with a beer bottle (only to wind up getting yourself arrested), and you dont feel at least a miniscule ammount of regret, then you are a fucking asswipe and deserve the hell that is your life.
In the words of Oscar Wilde "Experience is the name everyone gives to thier mistakes".
I dont feel that it's our imperfections that define us, but our evaluation of it that makes a miracle of the human spirit.
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Twatpaddle Bafoonery
DATE: 09/20/2007 05:23:54 / MOOD: drunk
The booze bone's connected to the smoke bone,
and
The smoke bone's connected to the head,
&
that is the word of our Lord! 
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People who can suck it
DATE: 09/11/2007 11:22:33 / MOOD: don't know
1) Paraniod people, for example: people who have made me rip up their credit card receipts after making a transaction. Now I do realize identity theft is a bitch, but so is getting crushed to death by a falling piano. That doesn't mean you're going to stop walking down the sidewalk now does it? Come on, be anal retentive on your own time and rip your own fucking receipts. Lazy fuckers.
2)PUSHY Pan handlers (because at one point I was reduced to begging for money too) . But Im talking about the ones who give me shit after I tell them I don't have any change. I don't. I really give all my change to a little man named "Coinstar" because then I don't have to wonder if those quarters are going towards alchohol. I KNOW that it is!
3) Mothers who give you dirty looks, or don't even say thank you when you tell them their kid is cute. Jealous Much? Is your cute kid stealing your spotlight? Get over it....and be gracious!
4) People who spend a MASSIVE ammount of time doing drugs in single stalled bathrooms. Okay, Alice, everyone knows what you're up to in there. We don't need to develop chronic bladder infections waiting for you to get your fix.. Do it in your car. Or outside! It shouldn't take more than two minutes anyway.
5) Jack Russell Terriers. And YES I am aware that a Jack Russell is a dog and not a person, but they are wierd and hyper little bastards and should be widely regarded as such.
6) The Atkins Diet. I'm TOTALLY breaking the whole people rule here, but the Atkins Diet can totally suck it. I mean really, Dr. Atkins died of a massive heart attack (fat, greasy, big lettuce wrapped red flag, people) and since it's not cool to speak badly of the dead, let's all speak badly of his stupid life's work instead.
7) People who sing "November Rain" or "Stairway to Heaven" at karaoke bars. Fuck. You.
8) The thirty-something, ex-tweaker factor. Do you ALL live in California? You're supposedly "normal" now, right? Ummmm......Yeah, it's completely normal for your eyes to bug out of your head like that. And so is everybody turning into Rainman, pacing the room and talking to themselves every time someone gets their order wrong. You people need your own planet or something...There is just WAY too many of you.
9) Last, but certainly not least, *EVERYONE WHO HANGS OUT IN FRONT OF THE SMOKE SHOP ON JACKSON* Sweet Baby Fucking Jesus.... you people are a waste of human skin...And you NEVER go away! You are pretty much always positioned exactly the same every night. Go drink your sadness away! Drink anti-freeze, I hear it's delicious!
*No offense if this at one time applied to you.
Anyway...the rest of you KICK ASS!!
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Invention of the week....
DATE: 09/04/2007 09:14:17 / MOOD: horny
DUCT TAPE
It's good for fixing pretty much ANYTHING, and unlike the rest of it's family which includes scotch and masking tapes.....it will stay over the mouth of your victim the entire time you torture them so that no one can hear thier screams.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
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