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In all seriousness.....
DATE: 11/16/2007 12:34:15 / MOOD: in love
I am friends with people who are under 18, this is true, but you will never, ever, see the Toilet sexually hit on a minor, or hit on a minor about anything for that matter... I am very sensitive about that...I also love talking things over , problems, whatever, yours or mine, with all my friends...This really is for fun, I have no grandiose visions of being a movement {except bowel} a cult or doing anything to be subversive to youth...Very true, I hate fucking George Bush and the current , criminal regime and the dictator state were living in , I do indeed believe that 911 was an "arranged" intelligence operation, just so we could invade Iraq, the War on Terror and most importantly , a vehicle in which to control people and around any "inconvenient" civil liberties that might get in the way of there one world agenda. George W Bush is a fucking evil and very dangerous human being, plain and simple, end of story {I wish}...his whole regime is, I hate em all. If this is an agenda on my part, fine, whatever. But unless you have been in an induced coma for the last 7 years, this is not the first time you have seen or read something like this. And I really get the feeling most of you feel the same way regardless....And it is not like the rest of the people in power, both parties, at least most of them, aren’t in the same evil club, they are. I was actually a big fan of Clinton, I still think that world is night and day compared to what we got now, but he goes and hangs out at the Bohemian Grove club along with the rest of those Satanic Faggot assholes who are running the world....see the picture in my slide show and gallery of Bill Clinton and George HW Bush giving each other the secret handshake, while the current evil idiot looks on approvingly.....we are fucked, I'm praying for an ice age, that will distract everyone from there earthly greedy , power hungry pursuits and fucking wars.......I am reading a book about the last ice age, wonderful shit.....here is something that I think it is fair to say that 98% of everyone would understandably say is complete bullshit, but regretfully it is not.....When the earth is an ice age, the Arctic Ocean is free of ice, it is OPEN SEA ! The ice goes to land instead, This happens because the melting and thus evaporating ice in the artic comes back to the earth in the form of precipitation that turns to ice on northern land masses....it also accounts for severe storms an bizarre weather, It will likely get much hotter before it gets cold again, very , very cold...it has to do with the shifting gulf stream, the gulf stream in normal times starts from the Gulf of Mexico and is warm. It heads north then makes a wide turn around Greenland and Iceland and doubles back towards Europe, creating relatively temperate weather.....But when the Gulf Stream shifts, it does not turn around at Greenland or Iceland, it goes straight up into the artic, melting the ice in the Artic.. Melting ice off of Greenland , fresh ancient water, is going into the North Atlantic and is likely having an ever increasing effect on the Gulf Stream and the way it is going and guess what ? The arctic ice field has shrunk by a third in just the last 5 years and Europe and Siberia have experienced record storms or blast of ice in and snow , especially in Siberia...the weather everywhere is bizarre, yes, even record draught some places…It‘s all very simple yet complex…It is having a ripple effect everywhere, including the Southern Hemesphere ...Simple law of the universe, every action has an equal and opposite reaction....Mother nature fucking rules ! For those of you who are now saying I a spouting off a bunch of bullshit. Do your own legitimate research into previous ice ages, go right ahead. Again, this sounds absolutely insane, I was shocked when I read about it, but it is true.....invest in winter clothing my friends....Yes, I know, we don't know EXACTLY that this is the process that is happening now , everything might fucking melt, we could burn up, we appear to be, but I would give it over 50% . History shows that when the Artic is clear of ice , that's right, NO ICE AT THE NORTH POLL, an ice age occurs..FUCK Armageddon ! BRING ON THE ICE !!!!...goddamn, you will have to excuse me my friends, I really just wanted to say I wasn't going to hit on or indulge in any sexual content with anyone under 18 , never ever...that 's all.....live today, have fun, take life as it comes, STAY IN THE MOMENT, more then anything BE YOUR FUCKING SELVES, if you don't who that is, find out. We are all beautiful deep down......In the words of the late great Jim Morrison "I'm talking about love, love, love, love, love your neighbor, love your friends.....now who is gonna come up here and love my ass ? "{BOOOOOOOOOOOO} That was the famous Miami incident or , lack of......but he was right, love each other, that is what is important.......goddamn, I will shut the fuck up now...best....D
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I love each and everyone of you lovely fucks, even the Dead Class, 3800 hits ! Thank you, FUCK MYSPACE ! AGAIN, THE TOILET LOVES YOU !!
DATE: 11/16/2007 11:11:50 / MOOD: in love
Well basically the blog title says it all, I love all my friends with special mention to SlutBucket, ShitLips, The Lovely, Talented and Intelligent, Sensational Vixxen and AK SKurgis and countless others, your all superstars ! As Idi Amin said, "No gift is too great for my people ! " Oh, in case some of you didn't notice, The name of this "band" now is ANOTHER ANDY GUMP HUMAN TOILET ! This should protect everyone from any copyright infridgment........for those of you , like me, who don't live in LA {I used too} It was always a cheap thrill for me to be walking home from school on dusty wagon trails and see portable toilets at construction sites that said proudly on the side of them , with a cartoon character of the original Andy Gump character , the former name for this band. I said right then and there that when I grew up, I am going to start a band called that...and play the fucking Forum ! Just like Dead Zeppilin or Stink Floyd, or not....best...Your friend the T
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My lovely, scientific poll
DATE: 11/14/2007 01:41:48 / MOOD: other
This movie is too fucking much....Well, I wanted to thank everyone who has participated in this very informative , enlightening and scientific study....it has gone about the way I thought it would, apx 2 thirds of you would prefer to do the defacate in there pants then listen to even a second of My Chemical Winneyass Disgrace. There is definatly a small glimmer , a sliver, of hope for this world....keep up the good work. I love each and everyone of you...best,,,the t
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I love Barry White
DATE: 11/10/2007 16:56:18 / MOOD: other
love Barry White ! Call me shit, call me un-punk, call me a filthy dirty slut toilet, I don't give a fuck. Barry White , at least at one time , fucking swings. Beautiful, fat , rotund, ponderious scrotum, offensive music...I saw Barry getting into a limosine once with his pampered wife Gladiola. I did not understand at that time that Barry White was fucking god, so I was disrespectful....I regret that...but he's dead and there is nothing I can do about it.....rest assured, however, I still love GG Allin, at least the funny stuff....What does GG Allin, Another Andy Gump Chemical Toilet, Barry White, Charlie Parker, Wayne Shorter, Hugh Cornwell have in common ? Well some of us are dead but other then that, were all fucking insane Virgos. If liking Barry White is insane, I am insane....thank you...
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