I AM A MASTER IN THE ART OF SEDUCTION...SEE YOUR ALREADY FALLIN FOR ME. I'M IN BUMFUCK IDAHO, REFINING MY BEER GUT. I SPEND A LOT OF MY TIME GETTING FUCKED....UP, JOKING AROUND WITH PEOPLE ,AND STARTING SMALL FIRE'S IN YOUR MOM'S PANTIES. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT POLITICS, BUT I STILL DONT LIKE YOU. IF YOU'RE A WHINEY PISSY LITTLE BITCH DON'T BOTHER RESPONDING WHEN I OFFEND YOU DELICATE SENSEBILITIES.
I'M INTERESTED IN FUCKING HOT PUNK ROCK CHICKS.
DRINKING FREE BEER.
LISTENING TO REALLY LOUD MUSIC THAT DOESNT INVOLVE THE WORD 'HOP' IN THE GENRE.
I THINK THEREFORE I AM... BETTER THAN YOU.
RICH KIDS WHINING ABOUT CAPITALISM MAKES ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF.
IF YOU WANT TO SAVE THE FUCKING WORLD STOP DRIVING CARS YOU LAZY HIPPIES.
I FUCKING LOVE FAN ZINES, LIKE THE ONES THAT DONT HAVE 3,000 DOLLARS WORTH OF ADS TAKING UP THE PAGES AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT PUNK ROCK THE WHOLE TIME.
BE RESPONSABLE- IF YOU HAVE A FRIEND WITH A MOHAWK, SHAVE THEIR BEARD IN THEIR SLEEP. - SO SAYITH THE SLOB.

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