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Yeah...protect your thumb...It's the only thing that differentiates you from the monkey.

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Male
38 years old
Whittier
United States, California



GENDER: Male
BODY TYPE: Busty
JOB: Masseuse
SMOKE: No
DRINK: Yes
ORIENTATION: Straight
MEMBER SINCE: 10/21/2010
STAR SIGN: Aries
LAST LOGIN: 02/13/2012 08:03:15

Nick Cave, Birthday Party, The Damned, Killing Joke, Lords of the New Church, Weird Al, Fear, Pixies, Wire, The Business, Last Resort, TSOL, Love , Dr. Demento, Roy Orbison and Dean Martin

Cheetahs, The Holiday, Frits (RIP), Seventh Vail, Spearmint Rhino, Sam's Hofbrau, Nicholas and Anti Club(RIP)...


Diffrent STROKES

My dad..

Super Fudge, Tales of The Fourth Grade Nothing, The Red Pony, Martian Chronicles....I stopped reading books after the fifth grade and just did Mad Libs.


11/16/2011 08:36:08
10/14/2011 07:15:12





Im a lean mean 250 pound machine and gone through many struggles in my life. Like one time when I was a young boy , my friend Derrick and I were riding on a plane that crashed on an isolated island.  Derrick found a conch shell and used it to call together all of the fellow surviving boys.  I was elected leader of the group, with the goals of having fun until rescue and maintaining a fire so as to be rescued.  A rival faction, the hunters, however, quickly formed.  Simultaneously, the boys began to believe a monster inhabited the island.  The hunters went to catch a wild hog and did so, but in doing so, they abandoned the fire and we missed a chance at rescue.  This...and the fear of the monster...only caused a division between my group and the hunters to grow until we were separate camps.  Eventually,  the hunters raided our camp in order to steal Derrick's glasses...the instrument my camp used to light our fire.  In the raid, the hunters killed Derrick by smashing his head with a rock, and I was forced to flee.  Just as the hunters launched a manhunt for me, we were rescued.  Yup, that was quite a struggle.

Pencil Fighting (I was a two time pencil fighting champion on my block), Garbage Pale Kids Collector and Corn-Dog eating contest.




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From: ChOkONaTs
12/06/2011 20:58:47
Holaa!!How are u?


12/04/2011 20:03:33
haha :)..life on the "good side" is too cold ;)...it's impossible to go out without wearing 1000 jackets...i feel like an onion :) ! how's life on the other side ;)?


11/28/2011 12:57:32

Betty passes you her cigarette, pulls up the sheet...

 



11/26/2011 11:41:07

Orange county

 



11/23/2011 17:25:46
Indeed, we will meet in the aftermath of an authenic Kansas twister, clutching aqua-pics and fish sandwiches which will fall in the dust as we embrace....


From: marie_xx3
11/19/2011 06:52:30
Oi oi


11/18/2011 19:57:58

I hardly travel. Working for yourself has many advantages and disadvantages, my lack of free time to invoke my inner gypsy being one of the disadvantages.

 



From: w0n1k
11/17/2011 08:15:14
:D thats good... hola !!!!!


11/17/2011 00:17:20
Mulberry and Painter. thanks but i just recently went back to blonde, lol


11/15/2011 16:13:33
sunny and in the 50's here.  How about you? (no dork here)




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