psychologist by trade, hardcore misanthrope by nature. i love cats and enjoy a good laugh. Humour and intellect are the way to my heart. Pompous, arrogant twats are not.

If you have truly taken the time to read this much into my profile then well done. Albeit to say it would be much easier if you simply asked me what it is you would like to know rather than me rabbit on about myself.

I am a liscensed and trained psychologist. I currently work as a music promoter throughout  Southeast England. If you are a band looking to play in this area, Please feel free to contact me here or  la2uk73@googlemail.com

Serious enquries only, Please and remember: I never promised you a bloody rose garden!

I appreciate humour, the darker the better. If you are going to have a go at me, please be clever. I can handle the criticism, but I prefer to laugh at it as oppossed to simply role my eyes at your stupidity.

I do not make typos, my computer does. I am open minded and expect the same from you. Feel free to send band requests, but do not be surprised if I deny them. If you are going to send a request, kindly send a message along with it showing you are somewhat of a human and not just looking to collect friends and never contact any of them.

Despite my cynicism i love a good laugh and good conversation.