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Dead by dawn! Dead by dawn!

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Minneapolis
United States, Minnesota



MEMBER SINCE: 01/30/2008
LAST LOGIN: 05/22/2008 12:30:04
BAND WEB PAGE: www.liquidsalad.blogspot.com
BAND MEMBERS: Liquid Salad
SOUNDS LIKE: Liquid Salad
RECORD LABEL: Liquid Salad
TYPE OF LABEL: Indieca

Winged Cowbats from Hell



05/27/2008 23:57:22
05/25/2008 13:09:00







I'm originally from the SF Bay Area. My wife and I recently moved to Minneapolis. Basically have been in a lot of different garage bands over the years.  These days I'm recording my own stuff. Liquid Salad is me...I play bass, guitar, sing, and use a drum machine. Only exception is on Dr. Phil, where my friend Chad is playing drums. 

You can also find me at www.myspace.com/liquidsalad


Black Sabbath, Misfits, Vandels, The Last Resort, Buzzcocks, Dr. Know, Peter Tosh, Bob Marley, Subhumans, Mentors, Jimi Hendrix, No Means No, Biz, Clash, Neds Atomic Dustbin, Frank Zappa, Led Zep, Who, Residents, MDC, Minor Threat, Adolescents, Angry Samoans, Stiff Little Fingers, Bad Brains, Fear, Nip Drivers, Descendents, Pogues, Neil Young, Johnny Cash, Big Sandy, Shonen Knife, Lush, Rush, Yes, Negative Land, PFLSM, Iron Maiden, Devo, Sound Garden, Nick Drake, Dead Kennedys, King Diamond, Gwar ... and many more.  Also like Ren&Stimpy, Monty Python, Mel Brooks, all types of comedies, Evil Dead I&II, zombie movies and any psychotic, bizarre movies. I'm also heavily influenced by processed pork products, such as SPAM.  

Liquid Salad


 
The salad in the crisper bin Creeps slowly out and slowly in 
Chorus: It’s romain and endive that’s taken a dive. 
The liquid salad slid across the floor.
It rolled up to my bedroom door.
It plopped down next to my pillow.
Then the bag-o-salad uttered “hello”
“I am the salad primeval, and it is the dawn of a new salad empire.
Organic, immaculate, we are highly evolved species,
decomposed, then reborn in brown liquid splendor.”

Chorus
The liquid salad told me its stories
about previous lives and former glories.
It’s a triple-jet-washed, mixed-green oddity,
and this is what the mutant salad said to me.
“It is time to go into the night and hunt victims for the feast.
I like beans, cucumbers, slivered almonds, and avocado.
Oh, and of course, the occasional radish.”

 
Chorus
The bag of salad grew legs and wings,
and flew out the window in one mighty spring.
Sadly, I waved goodbye and wondered when the human race will die. 



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05/24/2008 15:21:26
thnx alot man....hell ya stiff little fingers are badass


05/23/2008 21:18:29

I can feel the strength leaving my body. I can see myself fading to darkness.



05/23/2008 19:28:09

What's up?Cool shit!!

Cheers from L.A!



05/22/2008 10:22:10
cheers n beers fae D.T.K


05/20/2008 12:05:53
Oi Oi - Fanx for coming out to play with The Warriors


From: The Pain
05/20/2008 03:15:36

hallo liquid salad,greetings and cheers from wales



05/19/2008 22:31:01
yea no prob...i bet the wait for the bass is killing ya huh?... and im not sure if i won or not i mean i think i did  but havent gotten any confirmation or anything.. so im just waiting to find out.. im soo fricking stoked tho... and thanX for the request


05/18/2008 12:25:04
haha! liquid salad.  i think i have some now. mostly raddichio though.


From: MULLET
05/18/2008 10:02:39
Haha! Yeah I've been to that site before it's pretty sweet.


05/18/2008 04:26:43
wots for lunch!




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