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Dead by dawn! Dead by dawn!

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Minneapolis
United States, Minnesota



MEMBER SINCE: 01/30/2008
LAST LOGIN: 05/22/2008 12:30:04
BAND WEB PAGE: www.liquidsalad.blogspot.com
BAND MEMBERS: Liquid Salad
SOUNDS LIKE: Liquid Salad
RECORD LABEL: Liquid Salad
TYPE OF LABEL: Indieca

Winged Cowbats from Hell



05/27/2008 23:57:22
05/25/2008 13:09:00







I'm originally from the SF Bay Area. My wife and I recently moved to Minneapolis. Basically have been in a lot of different garage bands over the years.  These days I'm recording my own stuff. Liquid Salad is me...I play bass, guitar, sing, and use a drum machine. Only exception is on Dr. Phil, where my friend Chad is playing drums. 

You can also find me at www.myspace.com/liquidsalad


Black Sabbath, Misfits, Vandels, The Last Resort, Buzzcocks, Dr. Know, Peter Tosh, Bob Marley, Subhumans, Mentors, Jimi Hendrix, No Means No, Biz, Clash, Neds Atomic Dustbin, Frank Zappa, Led Zep, Who, Residents, MDC, Minor Threat, Adolescents, Angry Samoans, Stiff Little Fingers, Bad Brains, Fear, Nip Drivers, Descendents, Pogues, Neil Young, Johnny Cash, Big Sandy, Shonen Knife, Lush, Rush, Yes, Negative Land, PFLSM, Iron Maiden, Devo, Sound Garden, Nick Drake, Dead Kennedys, King Diamond, Gwar ... and many more.  Also like Ren&Stimpy, Monty Python, Mel Brooks, all types of comedies, Evil Dead I&II, zombie movies and any psychotic, bizarre movies. I'm also heavily influenced by processed pork products, such as SPAM.  

Liquid Salad


 
The salad in the crisper bin Creeps slowly out and slowly in 
Chorus: It’s romain and endive that’s taken a dive. 
The liquid salad slid across the floor.
It rolled up to my bedroom door.
It plopped down next to my pillow.
Then the bag-o-salad uttered “hello”
“I am the salad primeval, and it is the dawn of a new salad empire.
Organic, immaculate, we are highly evolved species,
decomposed, then reborn in brown liquid splendor.”

Chorus
The liquid salad told me its stories
about previous lives and former glories.
It’s a triple-jet-washed, mixed-green oddity,
and this is what the mutant salad said to me.
“It is time to go into the night and hunt victims for the feast.
I like beans, cucumbers, slivered almonds, and avocado.
Oh, and of course, the occasional radish.”

 
Chorus
The bag of salad grew legs and wings,
and flew out the window in one mighty spring.
Sadly, I waved goodbye and wondered when the human race will die. 



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05/27/2008 22:16:55

ah, thanks. Your stuff is cool, all weird and stuff. in a good way though.

This west here rocks, no doubt! Portland specially! HA! Gresham=best though!



From: suigirl69
05/27/2008 14:07:06
No I Didnt Write it I wish I had skill like that.....It's just always been one of my Anonymously written poems....Thanks for the request I really enjoy your music


05/27/2008 11:26:33
oh yah,i still get homesick,but i'm leaving next week and spending the summer there.there isn't a good music scene here at all!but if you do come down here again let me know:)


05/27/2008 10:14:11

yep i was born in santa clara,moved to santa cruz and then moved to appleton.

sooo i'm a beach girl ha.



05/27/2008 09:55:35

ha i just moved here.i think it's really lame.and i'm always downtown.

:)



From: lewis
05/27/2008 03:50:48
yeah man you should download 'trout mask replica', it's their most jaunty album, a lot less bluesy than others


05/27/2008 02:36:37
thanks for the req! cool songs! cheers


From: Dwyn TK
05/26/2008 23:40:29
we're so workin on that i promise! lol but no we have neither. Kyle and I (aka the only worker ants) don't have the moneys to even afford something to record even something cheap is still expensive. like 300 and we've looked around for recording equipment all over town. but as soon as we get everything up and running we'll let the world know! i ultra promise!


From: lewis
05/26/2008 11:12:28
you sound like captain beefheart


From: lewis
05/26/2008 10:53:03
thanks man (men?) the other two songs are my band, i play bass.




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