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need to go buy food today, i am on my last pack of ramen noodles.  hahaha, i am

how you say

tres pathetico

well.... see ya chums

cause you know im going to win.

whenever someone from so-cal is kickin it... the first thing they ask me is

"are you a vegetarian"

uhhhgggggggg

no no no no no no no.  I like cows and am a vision in leather.  Hahahaa... health food is ok... but grilled up cow is better

why are hippie's punk and punk's hippys

they smell like patchouli.... which isn't a good thing

i like eating cows

they're so god damn elitest... you know?  I can get along with most any (sterotypical) type of punk in the scene... cause i mean, common, theres so many fucking sub-genres... kinda cool in a way... but serisouly... i can go to lots of types of shows and see different people who im friends with

but when it comes to those weird hippy type... can't do it.  Sorry... they usually piss me offor i piss them off

hahahahahaaaa.

i am last on the list of top bloggers

wtf?

it shall be my goal to be number one

the tide is high... but im holding on.  im gunna be your NUMBER ONE!

OH NUUUUMMMBBBBERRRR ONEI should really get some bed rest

i think im going.... ca-ca-ca-crazyyyy

i should try to just use song lyrics in replacement for... talking... for like a whole day.  It'd probably be hard

I've got... EXPLODING KNICKERS!!!

uhhh... if oyu dont know what that is, then oh well, i wont go into it.  But that's what i've named it

i think i'm going to go lie down in a corner somewhere and die now........uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

im so bored.  Someone come entertain me

like i seriaouly need to take a picture of my new jacket....

i look like i should be dating this guy:

so yea... what a captain braindown i was being last night

groess!  Double groess poo and merde!

ok, you know whats lame... the "punk" model

aka. the suicide girl

if anyones heard the new cock sparrer, they, like me, laughed like a loon on loon tablets when i heard their song about suicide girls, cause its very true

but no, that's not what REALLY angers me about the 'alternative' model

although, yes, for the most part, its true.  They think they're so punk but you get to try to talking to one and you're like... damn girl, go listen to a fucking punk record you pretentious bitch

im not saying they are all like that... just a lot are.  Serisouly...

im putting my faith in this website that all the models on here are actually into punk for the right reasons rather than to just show off their tah tahs

Ok... THAT IT RIGHT THERE!!

that's what pisses me off about the "alternative" model

it's like... if you're girly

if you're into fashion

but you're also a punk

it's like the only thing you can do... IS PRACTICALLY PORN!!!

why can't i just be like... a runway model

i've always wanted to be a model after i saw a vivienne westwood show and just thought.... oh my god this shits CRAZY

i dont really want to be like a snobby fashion heroin sheik twig...but whatever

i just want to be a muse of vivienne westwood, you know.

but its like...

you can't get into modeling...

unless you take picture of yourself with something up your coot

like what the fuck???  I dunno, that jsut really pisses me off.  It's not "classy" despite what you might think.

i hate suicide girls.  I think that websites retarded.  I've met so many girls who want to be on it sooooo bad, and yes, most of them have been cunts,but it just seems like... whats the point

its like im putting these photos out there just so some jerk off can well... jerk off to them???

that's not modeling...

that's porn

and it sucks... cause i like being myself and the only place i can be "myself" is showing off my nunganungas....

so stupid... grrrrrrrrrrrr

ok.

i just looked through them... and yea... im funny

i totally forgot about when i dyed my cat blue.  He was going to be a flashlight for halloween... but the arsehole tried to eat it so i had to stick him in the bathtup where he tried to eat me

please dont tell peta about that...

alright then... cherrio

cause apparently they are funny

i dont even know what i write

i have... what you call it... dirheaha of the mouth?  No, thats uh... what president bush has, you know... dislexia

which i have that sometimes too

no, i have a problem where i just have all these random thoughts that only make sence to me so i just start typing out random blah blah words

and apparently they come off as funny

so yea... nice to know im a joke.

once again im down in the dumps because i'm 'funny'

and like i said before

boys dont like girls for being funny

hahaha.  Uhhhh... you people should REALLY read angus thongs and full frontal snogging... i swearif you read that a lot of what i say would make more sence

well i hope this blog is living up to it's hilariousness of my others, as i dont want to disapoint as i am now forever imfamous because there is now a poll about me

Im just glad that johnnyrunningshoes DIDN'T put like "that's girls fucking stupid" as one of the options... i may have just had to pick that one if he did