i like....the kinda...where its like..."bum ba dump bum..bang boom POw posh"....and sometimes im in the mood for a more like..."bing bang crash floop zig...zap...?" ya know? lol ok seriously Theres too many bands I like.I'm not about to sit hear in my room and name them all. Thats just stupid and mundane.... However,I like a lot of different types of music(punk,rockabilly,ska,electric,classic rock,industrial,so on and so forth).If you know any good bands, I love hearing new music.

Hunter S. thompson,Sylvia Plaith,Oscar Wilde,Jannett Evonovich,...uh oh...here comes Mr. adhd.....oh look a distraction!

The whipping of Christ,the Tellatubies first movie..glorious! What Dreams May Come, Fear and Loathing In Las Vages, Ace Vantura, SLC Punk, and V for Vagina (I'm sooo making it,I need volunteers and super man). wonder showzen, Patch Adams, Orgasmo, Aeon Flux, The hanging of Saddam Hussan, Alice wonderland, puff the magic dragon, Thanksgiving trailer (Explicit) - Eli RothAdd to My Profile | More Videos lol i wanna show this pic. to everyone!lol!

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Hey kids this is the MANDY SHOW! (APPLAUSE) YAAAAAAY!What The Fuck PENGUIN!Don't fucking talk to me....I'm upset now...I LOVE DISABLED KIDS!Never feed an albino a tuna fish sanGwhich...indubitably.Befriending new people can lead to having sex with your children... accidentally Look, you'll come to soon relize I'm a very random weird person,but please please don't confuse me for an ignorant person. besides,whats wrong with being weird and random???oh and if you do have problems with that i strongly encourage you NOT to continue reading this....i've already seen people self implode due to reading this..space..yea lol I'm sorry Mr. Pickle...I must eat you now.... OH sorry didn't see you there!...well,Hello everyone, how goes it? so your saying chip monks are polar bears, but no matter what they'll do the disco? hmm interesting...well I'm good...thanks for ask'n. I like to mind fuck people(literally fuck,fornicate under the consent of the king,Foxtrot Uniform Charlie KIlo,sex up,their mind sex thier brain good lol), morning noon and night.i worry about you people...thats why i've taken the liberty to get you a body gaurd. the coldsore in my little sisters mouth will attack your enemys. they're not just any coldsores...they're government runned coldsores.yea thats right. these coldsores work for the government. thats why i know everything.........everything im holding a secret underground meeting. its in the darkside of he woods where no one can hear you scream. there will be cake.wanna go? Things can be divided into several groups. They are: 1. 4 years old 2. on fire 3. not a cannibal, anymore 5. Friday Don't touch the ones on fire. They are hot.I don't like player haters very much....don't player hate on me. i like Windex. and digging for apples. i like Spanish talking dogs (they're so silly) midgets have a funny after taste..ever notice that?Life is like a box of chocolate...if you know where to look on the inside of the box you'll know exactly what your going to get...like telling the fucking future! I like to touch old people's faces it reminds me of leather. je suis un pomplemousse(i am a grapefruit IN FRENCH!HA take that shit Chelsea and Dusty!)fuzzy things are nice...um i have a fear of hair thats not on a persons head.(look people I'm not kidding about this,so please random strangers on the street,stop walking up to me pants less and showing me your genitalia. I understand if Boy George the hairless wonder does it..but the rest of you need to stop.Well on a stranger note,the girl from the ring started to come through my TV,so I got scared and turned the TV off and and she got stuck...but now I have half of this creepy girl hanging out of my fucking TV and she's really messing up the carpet,that little brat.The stomach is a hardy organ. If a guy wants to jump out of a plane, let him. But if the stomach can survive a steep drop, who are we to say who he can and cannot befriend?(-Pants) I have the self esteem of Jello....think about it,you may understand me a little better. Don't be sad. Sadness leads to mediocrity. Or is that public school? I get those two mixed up.I also like short walks in sandboxes..and fuzzy bunny slippers only instead of slippers, i like to put my feet in actual bunnies..(sorry marina) i have(correction,had) a pussy cat. He has(had) many personalities and a name for each one. There's Binx, Riku, Oreo, Boots, and last but certainly not least...PILLOW PANTS!.....I love to stalk children for fun.Every 28 days weird thing happen to me. I'm also hairless from the neck down,because hair frightens me.(Yet again people who bothered to get this far into the troublesome story with no plot..I'm not kidding!)ever wish you were a pickle?i now have 2 pet rats, they're silly. one has no tail, her name is Hampton,('cause she looks like a hamster...fucking a rectal ranger believe it or not) the other has a tail her name is Naugle..i saw that word on a sign somewhere...at least i think i did. I'm not that sure, i might have made it up.i don't know.crayons taste like purple...and the yellow ones taste like happy.do you like family guy..I sure do, sometimes i like to sit in my bathroom and pray to god to become Peter. my mom says I'm special...and I am.She say I'm artistic or autistic whatever. Ever feel like taking your clothes off and bathing in the snow. I know i sure do. and now you can too for only 19.95! or not. Ya know guys, together you and I are like the kid who freed Willy...thats why you and i are alike. we both free whales. I know this may be a lot to take in...but you can fit three fingers if you try. well now that i seem like the most mentally challenged person you've ever encountered, i just have one thing to ask you...do you think if we threw a parade for pickles, cucumbers will feel left out?well,back to the subject at hand...WE MUST SACRIFICE KIRBY!!!!....

ADD medication!catnip, Windex,people in general, Fosters Home for imaginary friends.