I guess I am supposed to list a bunch of band names here but fuck that! I love good music, especially loud oldschool punk, hippie trip jams, and classical.

Books are perhaps the greatest invention EVER!

Clockwork Orange may rate as a favorite, however Lord of the Rings has been greatly affecting my lifelong love of Star Wars. I am not sure if Liv Tyler or Natalie Portman is hotter. This dilemma has kept me awake at night, I assure you.

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Well... I am basically a bookish, moody, pervert with a secret love of chocolate chip cookies. I once stole a casaba mellon because, well, who the fuck steals casaba mellons? I play five instruments--three of them well. My favorite beer is Guiness. I have a completely useless Bachelors Degree. I am politically liberal. I spend too much money on concerts, books, and CDs. I have been to every continent except Antarctica and Africa and I lied about stealing a casaba mellon. A couple favorite quotes are... Humans need fantasy to be human - to be the place where the fallen angel meets the rising ape." ~ Terry Pratchet "The road to tyranny, we must never forget, begins with the destruction of the truth." ~ Bill Clinton and... "You can take 'mercy' and stick it up your ass!" ~ me

BDSM, classical music, punk rock/goth, horror fiction, hiking, dementia. I write dirty limericks and I'm a good cook. Okay, I do like working out but I refuse to wear spandex. Other pastimes of a less than savory nature. Alternately pursuing enlightenment and/or total brain atrophy...whichever comes first.