Custom Search

   isaak1               
 
Yeah...protect your thumb...It's the only thing that differentiates you from the monkey.

mem_fan OFFLINE
Male
38 years old
Whittier
United States, California



GENDER: Male
BODY TYPE: Busty
JOB: Masseuse
SMOKE: No
DRINK: Yes
ORIENTATION: Straight
MEMBER SINCE: 10/21/2010
STAR SIGN: Aries
LAST LOGIN: 02/13/2012 08:03:15

Nick Cave, Birthday Party, The Damned, Killing Joke, Lords of the New Church, Weird Al, Fear, Pixies, Wire, The Business, Last Resort, TSOL, Love , Dr. Demento, Roy Orbison and Dean Martin

Cheetahs, The Holiday, Frits (RIP), Seventh Vail, Spearmint Rhino, Sam's Hofbrau, Nicholas and Anti Club(RIP)...


Diffrent STROKES

My dad..

Super Fudge, Tales of The Fourth Grade Nothing, The Red Pony, Martian Chronicles....I stopped reading books after the fifth grade and just did Mad Libs.


11/16/2011 08:36:08
10/14/2011 07:15:12





Im a lean mean 250 pound machine and gone through many struggles in my life. Like one time when I was a young boy , my friend Derrick and I were riding on a plane that crashed on an isolated island.  Derrick found a conch shell and used it to call together all of the fellow surviving boys.  I was elected leader of the group, with the goals of having fun until rescue and maintaining a fire so as to be rescued.  A rival faction, the hunters, however, quickly formed.  Simultaneously, the boys began to believe a monster inhabited the island.  The hunters went to catch a wild hog and did so, but in doing so, they abandoned the fire and we missed a chance at rescue.  This...and the fear of the monster...only caused a division between my group and the hunters to grow until we were separate camps.  Eventually,  the hunters raided our camp in order to steal Derrick's glasses...the instrument my camp used to light our fire.  In the raid, the hunters killed Derrick by smashing his head with a rock, and I was forced to flee.  Just as the hunters launched a manhunt for me, we were rescued.  Yup, that was quite a struggle.

Pencil Fighting (I was a two time pencil fighting champion on my block), Garbage Pale Kids Collector and Corn-Dog eating contest.




isaak1 has 546 friend(s)




VIEWING 1 - 10 OUT OF 448 COMMENTS

Page:  1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Next >  Last >>


05/17/2013 09:02:51
Welcome back.  Me and Toto were starting to get worried...


05/15/2013 16:16:07
Hey!  When did you get out?


05/14/2013 15:07:18
lol. Better a laptop than, I dunno, a hymen? lol. I should have had something funnier to insert there. Fail. 


05/14/2013 09:26:27
hey :) I am sorry that I missed this until now, my laptop screen got broken at a party at our house recently. Boo! 


From: Mix
12/08/2012 22:28:05
Hayya :) Hows Trix?


12/02/2012 00:23:30
No, but at least you don't get blisters on your heels...


12/01/2012 15:01:11
Muy bien.  Donde tengale estado?


11/30/2012 23:20:01


10/24/2012 16:15:09


08/11/2012 12:14:13
CHEERS!




Page:  1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | Next >  Last >>