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BOOM BOOM PHATANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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39 years old
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GENDER: Male
DATING STATUS: Married
BODY TYPE: Body builder
JOB: Prostitute
DANCE STYLE: Swing dance
HEIGHT: Over 6'7"
BEST FEATURE: I am perfect!
KIDS: Proud Parent
INCOME: $300,000 or higher
EDUCATION: Street Smart
PERSONALITY TYPE: Hitler
SMOKE: Cigs and Bongs
DRINK: I drink a lot!
ORIENTATION: Straight
MEMBER SINCE: 10/05/2007
STAR SIGN: Leo
LAST LOGIN: 05/07/2008 19:46:54

PUNK, HARDCORE PUNK, MUSIC THAT DOES THE 'BOOM PHATANG',AND CHRISTIAN HILLBILLY SATANIC COUNTRY 'N' PUNK FUSED WITH ELECTRO DEF METAL BHUDIST CHANTING TO THE WAY OF THE BOOM PHATANG WITH A WAGNER CLASSICAL BACK BEAT.

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DON'T LOOK NOW BITCH! BUT I'VE JUST FUCKED MICHAEL JACKSON TO LET HIM KNOW HOW IT FEELS. (ON 20th CENTUARY CHILD MOLESTERS INC, I THINK). ALSO, FLY ON THE WALL DOCUMENTARY'S OF "SWIMMING LESSONS AT MICHAEL BARRYMORE'S WHILST IN PARTY MOOD WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER STUFFED UP YOUR ARSE" THEY ARE SUCH INFORMATIVE YET SIDE SPLITTINGLY FUNNY FILMS FOR ALL THE FAMILY.


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I'M A TOTAL CUNT!! BUT THAT SAID, I AM SCHOOLED IN THE RARE NOBLE ART OF THE BOOM PHATANG!!! ENOUGH SAID, I THINK YOU'LL AGREE.

BOOM PHATANG, AND THE RARER MORE UNDERGROUND NOBLE ART OF THE "BOOM BOOM PHATANG"!!



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